Mullet haiku

[oddlycalm]

Oh brother squirrel
Your tail, my hair
We are one
Yet I must eat you

This mullet haiku was from a nice little mullet sidebar in the local fishwrap today. I hadn't realized that James Polk was the first American president to wear a mullet (1845).

oc

[dando]

This mullet haiku was from a nice little mullet sidebar in the local fishwrap today. I hadn't realized that James Polk was the first American president to wear a mullet (1845).

oc
Thx, for the 411, Cliff. :D

-Kevin

[Rob]

Party in the back
But all business up in front
Like a limousine

[Ankf00]

I didn't know you were in Norman this past week, my condolences.

[nrc]

An oldie, but goodie.

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/

[mapguy]

Anyone who denies ever having a mullet at one time in their life is a liar.

In my defence I played on my High School's hockey team back in the mid eighties. Back then, in Canada, we called it a 'hockey head'.

[Sean O'Gorman]

Anyone who denies ever having a mullet at one time in their life is a liar.

I don't think me or the middle brother had one, but my youngest brother had one when he was 5 (in 1992), it even had a small pony tail in the middle that went longer than the rest of it. What the hell were my parents thinking? :rofl:

[nrc]

No mullet here. I did have a mop for a long time.

[rabbit]

Anyone who denies ever having a mullet at one time in their life is a liar.
I never had a mullet.








But just because my parents woudn't let me get one. :o :gomer: :cry:

[G.]

Anyone who denies ever having a mullet at one time in their life is a liar.
Waaaaaayyyy guilty, as charged. :gomer:

[ChampcarShark]

I had a small pocket knofe once, but my parents took it away

[cameraman]

Anyone who denies ever having a mullet at one time in their life is a liar.

No, some of us just had good taste and fought the good fight thru the evil mullet years :p

[Ankf00]

No, some of us just had good taste and fought the good fight thru the evil mullet years :p
werd.

[RaceGrrl]

If nrc had had a mullet, it would have been an ironic mullet.

[racer2c]

My mullet was a compromise with the 'rents. I had a garage band in 6th grade and wanted to grow my hair long, but they said "only the back, the front stays short". that lastest until 8th grade when they could'nt control anything I did let alone my hair. :D

To me it was just long hair. I didn't hear of the word "mullet" until I was an adult (except the fish)

[dando]

My mullet was a compromise with the 'rents. I had a garage band in 6th grade and wanted to grow my hair long, but they said "only the back, the front stays short". that lastest until 8th grade when they could'nt control anything I did let alone my hair. :D

To me it was just long hair. I didn't hear of the word "mullet" until I was an adult (except the fish)
Same here. Thems were the daze. :thumbup: Can I go back now? :)

-Kevin

[Ankf00]

sure, "them daze" like you dont still have one...

[mapguy]

Ank is just jonesing for a mullet. :p

[G.]

To me it was just long hair. I didn't hear of the word "mullet" until I was an adult (except the fish)I didn't hear the word "mullet" until I was ready to get rid of it, essentially.

My Sis-in-law, the one with the short hair, comfy shoes and short fingernails :confused: called it a "dyke doo", long b4 I heard of mullet.

But I am a sheltered sort...

[Ankf00]

Ank is just jonesing for a mullet. :p
http://www.nopantsday.com/albums/npd2005/no_pants_day_stanford.jpg

[dando]

sure, "them daze" like you dont still have one...
Not enuff business if front (or on top) to qualify for a mullet. :saywhat: :gomer:

-Kevin