Strangest song titles

[Don Quixote]

I listened to some of my old vinyl records the other night and came across this gem from Bowie's Diamond Dogs album: "Chant of the Ever Circling Skeletal Family". Can anyone top that one?

[Foxman]

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict

Pink Floyd - Ummagumma.

[trubritz]

2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please - Splodgnessabounds

[lone_groover]

There's a Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis by the late Kirsty MacColl.

[Hink]

"I Saw an X-ray of a Girl Passing Gas." Butthole Surfers ("Hairway to Steven" album).

"Twisted Memories Give Way to the Angry Pheasant." Fred Frith / Henery Kaiser ("With Enemies Like These, Who Need Friends?" album)

Chances are I can think of stranger.

[Sean O'Gorman]

"El Phantasmo and the Chicken-Run Blast-O-Rama" by White Zombie
"A Lap Dance is Always Better When the Stripper is Crying" by The Bloodhound Gang
"Pasture of Muppets" by Fenix TX

[Cam]

Originally posted by trubritz
2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please - Splodgnessabounds

Damn you tb!!!! I had forgotten all about that classic! Now I am gonna have to fire up gnutella and snag that one! :saywhat: :D

[Hot Rod Otis]

Death May Be Your Santa Claus: Mott The Hoople

Stuffin' Martha's Muffin: Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper(a song about MTV vee-jay Martha Quinn)

[Lizzerd]

Another from Pink Floyd.

"Careful with that Axe, Eugene"

[datachicane]

Return of the Son of Nothing,
Beset by Creatures of the Deep
and
Behold, the Temple of Light
...all Pink Floyd

Subliminal Sonic Laxative
...Blues Magoos

She Was Like a Bearded Rainbow
...Cream

You Broke My Heart So I Busted Your Jaw
...Spooky Tooth

West Eats Meat
...Ravi Shankar

3/5 Of A Mile In 10 Seconds
...Jefferson Airplane

[mnkywrch]

Personally, I thought that the highlight of the reissue of The Fugs First Album (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000000XEF/qid=1049402061/sr=8-4/ref=sr_8_4/102-3716003-1520154?v=glance&s=music&n=507846) was In the Middle of Their First Recording Session the Fugs Sign the Worst Recording Contract Since Leadbelly.

But what do I know?

I need to pick up their second album, the song Kill for Peace sounds relevant...

[GoBlue]

"Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle", Nirvana

"Stand On Your Own Head", They Might Be Giants

"I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks", Bloodhound Gang

"Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny", Bloodhound Gang

"A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying", Bloodhound Gang

[Chaos]

you guys have some interesting musical tastes :)

[chop456]

Puke and Cry - Dinosaur Jr.

[Joe in LA]

Larks' Tongues in Aspic Part III--King Crimson (Three of a Perfect Pair)

adidas in heat--Adrian Belew (Lone Rhinoceros)

[Lizzerd]

Originally posted by Joe in LA
Larks' Tongues in Aspic Part III--King Crimson (Three of a Perfect Pair)


I love that album!

[Hardpoint]

Bytor and the Snowdog - Rush
Lick My Love Pump - Nigel Tufnill (Spinal Tapp)

[Joe in LA]

Originally posted by Lizzerd
I love that album!

I just knew there must be at least one other fan on the planet.

[flobee1kenobi]

Invocation & Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin

Frank Zappa and the mothers of invention