View Full Version : Ha HA HA HA Porsche Boy!!!!!!!!!
JohnHKart
06-04-06, 06:01 AM
It must really s*** to get your doors blown off by a 93 Ford Escort Wagon. I was going through some great corners on Anaheim street in Palos Verdes and I smoked a Porsche Boxter. 200 dollars versus 70,000. Ha HA. Of course the Porsche later caught me on the Freeway, but as Willy Ribbs once said, anybody can do 200 miles an hour in a straight line with no problems.
John
Or maybe he just figured that he had more to lose if some pedestrian showed up in the wrong place at the wrong time.
coolhand
06-04-06, 01:13 PM
A boxter is not a real porsche.
It must really s*** to get your doors blown off by a 93 Ford Escort Wagon. I was going through some great corners on Anaheim street in Palos Verdes and I smoked a Porsche Boxter. 200 dollars versus 70,000. Ha HA. Of course the Porsche later caught me on the Freeway, but as Willy Ribbs once said, anybody can do 200 miles an hour in a straight line with no problems.
John
Yeah, but he got laid afterwards.
since when did Boxters start going for the price of carreras? :laugh:
Joelski
06-04-06, 05:07 PM
It must really s*** to get your doors blown off by a 93 Ford Escort Wagon. I was going through some great corners on Anaheim street in Palos Verdes and I smoked a Porsche Boxter. 200 dollars versus 70,000. Ha HA. Of course the Porsche later caught me on the Freeway, but as Willy Ribbs once said, anybody can do 200 miles an hour in a straight line with no problems.
John
Did the driver of the Porsche happen to be the owner's grandmother? :gomer: A '93 escort wagon would be challenged to outrun a bicyclist, let alone a porsche, no matter how lowly a boxster may be. Are you sure you aren't driving a NOS injected civic? No disrespect, but you sure sound like ricer ballast. :D I missed the episode of top gear where they reviewed the escort's world class handling and acceleration! :rofl:
I'm sorry, I'll stop now. :rofl:
http://kakashi.joueb.com/images/Vin%20Diesel%20&%20Paul%20Walker.jpg
Smoke 'em.
coolhand
06-04-06, 07:03 PM
Fast and the Furious did more to confuse people about cars than anything else.
Sean O'Gorman
06-04-06, 08:47 PM
It must really s*** to get your doors blown off by a 93 Ford Escort Wagon. I was going through some great corners on Anaheim street in Palos Verdes and I smoked a Porsche Boxter. 200 dollars versus 70,000. Ha HA. Of course the Porsche later caught me on the Freeway, but as Willy Ribbs once said, anybody can do 200 miles an hour in a straight line with no problems.
John
Wow, you're cool now.
There is a reason why track days and autocrosses exist, its so this crap doesn't go on.
coolhand
06-04-06, 09:49 PM
I missed the part where he said he was in the PV, lol. You are racing some hard core people there :laugh:
Don't get caught by the "security" in their Kia SUVs
yeah, the PV can't compare to Watts :gomer:
coolhand
06-04-06, 11:57 PM
yeah, the PV can't compare to Watts :gomer:
I don't any connection to Watts in this thread. :laugh:
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