Best rock-n-roll lyrics -evah

[G.]

"I'd come out to your place, but I'm afraid of your dad." :laugh:




















"If you get lonely on your daddy's faaaaarrrrrrm,"


(Bad Motor Scooter - Montrose)

That IS rock and roll. Balls-out, Rock and Roll.

Add your own.

If it has "Diddy" associated with it, you suck.

Another: " Would you like some affection,,,, before I leave again."

There are a few, That will know that one. Not too many.

[racer2c]

End of passion play, crumbling away
I'm your source of self-destruction
Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear
Leading on your deaths' construction
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
You're dedicated to
How I'm killing you

[Chorus]
Come crawling faster
Obey your Master
Your life burns faster
Obey your Master
Master

Master of Puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master

Needlework the way, never you betray
Life of death becoming clearer
Pain monopoly, ritual misery
Chop your breakfast on a mirror

[Chorus]

Master, Master, Where's the dreams that I've been after?
Master, Master, promised only lies
Laughter, Laughter, All I hear and see is laughter
Laughter, Laughter, Laughing at my cries

Hell is worth all that, natural habitat
Just a rhyme without a reason
Neverending maze, drift on numbered days
Now your life is out of season

[Spicoli]

Rod - Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
Joe - Oh, I don't know.
Rod - Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.
Joe - Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore.
Rod - Whatcha gonna do down there?
Joe - Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
Rod - Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
Joe - Uh huh.
Rod - Hey, you gonna check out the Sandbar while you're there?
Joe - Uh, what's the Sandbar?
Rod - Oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
Joe - Oh, cool.
Rod - Y'know who's gonna be there?
Joe - Uh, who?
Rod - My favorite cover band, Crystal ****.
Joe - Oh.
Rod - Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:

Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause I got AIDS

Joe - Wow, Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there.
Rod - Yeah, I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us to court.
Joe - Uh, what's the court?
Rod - Never mind that,
Joe - Oh, you mean like the People's Court?
Rod - Well, that's another story; the important thing here is you gotta ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.
Joe - Uh, how you gonna get down to the shore?
Rod - Funny you should ask, I've got a car now.
Joe - Oh wow, how'd you get a car?
Rod - Oh my parents drove it up here from the Bahamas.
Joe - You're kidding!
Rod - I must be, the Bahamas are islands, okay, the important thing now, is that you ask me what kind of car I have.
Joe - Uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
Rod - I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO!

BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
I ran over my neighbors
BITCHIN CAMARAO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Now it's in all the papers.
My folks bought me a BITCHIN CAMARO with no insurance to match;
So if you happen to run me down, please don't leave a scratch.
I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair;
And I didn't get arrested, because my dad's the mayor.
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Doughnuts on your lawn
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Tony Orlando and Dawn
When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss,
Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO and they have to ride the bus.
So you'd better get out of my way, when I run through your yard;
Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO;
And an Exxon credit card.
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Hey, man where ya headed?
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
I drive on unleaded.

[Wheel-Nut]

"I'd come out to your place, but I'm afraid of your dad." :laugh:


"If you get lonely on your daddy's faaaaarrrrrrm,"


(Bad Motor Scooter - Montrose)

That IS rock and roll. Balls-out, Rock and Roll.

Add your own.

If it has "Diddy" associated with it, you suck.

Another: " Would you like some affection,,,, before I leave again."

There are a few, That will know that one. Not too many.

Check it out here, G.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKzBoGIC5xY

[indyfan31]

Some Sweat Hog mama with a face like a gent
Said my get up and go musta got up and went
Well I got good news, she's a real good liar
'Cause the backstage boogie set your pants on fire

Why didn't I come up with this???? :rofl:

[IlliniRacer]

"She blew my nose, and then she blew my mind."

[indyfan31]

Check it out here, G.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKzBoGIC5xY

Was Sammy ever really that skinny??? :laugh:

[FTG]

Some Sweat Hog mama with a face like a gent
Said my get up and go musta got up and went
Well I got good news, she's a real good liar
'Cause the backstage boogie set your pants on fire

Why didn't I come up with this???? :rofl:

Even better:

You ain't seen nottin
Til you've been down on the muffin.

[devilmaster]

So you've got to be real careful, and always on your guard
Falling in love, you know it's harmful to your heart
It's worse than they suspected, it's as bad as it gets
The surgeon general says you're better off with cigarettes

If you must have your bad habits, why don't you stick to booze
'Cause love's been linked to the blues

Well it's true that its sad, but it's sadder that it's true
Love's been linked to the blues.

[Elmo T]

Can we throw in a country song?


If a tree fell in the forest, She didn't hear it, would I still be wrong

I guess I should admit it
She ain't ever gonna quit it

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your A$$ Out All Day Long

[rabbit]

"Yo! Pump up the jam
pump it up
pump it up
Yo! Pump it!
pump up the jam
pump it up
pump it up
Yo! Pump it
pump up the jam
pump it up
pump it up
Yo! Pump it
pump up the jam
pump it

Pump up the jam,
Pump up the jam,
Pump up the jam
pump it up
pump it,
pump it,
pump it,

Pump up the jam,
Pump up the jam,
Pump up the jam,
pump it"













:gomer:

[Gangrel]

"Don't wanna' meet yo' daddy....just want you in my Caddy..."


"Here we are! Born to be kings! We're the princes of the universe!"


"The spirits - they intoxicate me. I watched them infiltrate my soul. They try to say it's too late for me. Tell my guns I'm coming home."

Just a few of my favorites....

[racer2c]

"Yo! Pump up the jam
pump it up
pump it up
Yo! Pump it!
pump up the jam
pump it up
pump it up
Yo! Pump it
pump up the jam
pump it up
pump it up
Yo! Pump it
pump up the jam
pump it

Pump up the jam,
Pump up the jam,
Pump up the jam
pump it up
pump it,
pump it,
pump it,

Pump up the jam,
Pump up the jam,
Pump up the jam,
pump it"













:gomer:


That makes me want to play sports.

[rabbit]

"Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooooooooooooootion"

[Easy]

I met a non-dairy creamer
Explicitly laid out like a fruitcake
With a wet spot bigger than a great lake
She took me to the new church and baptized me with salt
She told me, "liquor", I am a new man

Hot freaks

This one is on the house
This one is better than ever

I walked into the house of miraculous recovery
and stood before King Everything
He asked me to join him in the red wing
Took me to pie land
Said, "I am a thigh man"
I will be eternally hateful

Hot freaks

And this one is on the house
This one is better than ever




/blog

[Wabbit]

Louie, Louie, Ohhh mumble mumble
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Louie, louie, Ohhh mumble mumble

[Ankf00]

My Kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.

[mapguy]

Rod - Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
Joe - Oh, I don't know.
Rod - Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.
Joe - Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore.
Rod - Whatcha gonna do down there?
Joe - Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
Rod - Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
Joe - Uh huh.
Rod - Hey, you gonna check out the Sandbar while you're there?
Joe - Uh, what's the Sandbar?
Rod - Oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
Joe - Oh, cool.
Rod - Y'know who's gonna be there?
Joe - Uh, who?
Rod - My favorite cover band, Crystal ****.
Joe - Oh.
Rod - Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:

Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause I got AIDS

Joe - Wow, Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there.
Rod - Yeah, I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us to court.
Joe - Uh, what's the court?
Rod - Never mind that,
Joe - Oh, you mean like the People's Court?
Rod - Well, that's another story; the important thing here is you gotta ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.
Joe - Uh, how you gonna get down to the shore?
Rod - Funny you should ask, I've got a car now.
Joe - Oh wow, how'd you get a car?
Rod - Oh my parents drove it up here from the Bahamas.
Joe - You're kidding!
Rod - I must be, the Bahamas are islands, okay, the important thing now, is that you ask me what kind of car I have.
Joe - Uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
Rod - I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO!

BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
I ran over my neighbors
BITCHIN CAMARAO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Now it's in all the papers.
My folks bought me a BITCHIN CAMARO with no insurance to match;
So if you happen to run me down, please don't leave a scratch.
I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair;
And I didn't get arrested, because my dad's the mayor.
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Doughnuts on your lawn
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Tony Orlando and Dawn
When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss,
Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO and they have to ride the bus.
So you'd better get out of my way, when I run through your yard;
Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO;
And an Exxon credit card.
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Hey, man where ya headed?
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
I drive on unleaded.

:thumbup: Damn, dude. I haven't heard that one since high school!

[extramundane]

I met a non-dairy creamer
Explicitly laid out like a fruitcake
With a wet spot bigger than a great lake
She took me to the new church and baptized me with salt
She told me, "liquor", I am a new man

Hot freaks

This one is on the house
This one is better than ever

I walked into the house of miraculous recovery
and stood before King Everything
He asked me to join him in the red wing
Took me to pie land
Said, "I am a thigh man"
I will be eternally hateful

Hot freaks

And this one is on the house
This one is better than ever

/blog

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[Opposite Lock]

Ok, this one isn't exactly "rock and/or roll", but as Laurie Anderson once pointed out, it is a surrealistic masterpiece:

"Yankee Doodle went to town, a-riding on a pony,
stuck a feather in his hat, and called it... macaroni."


And I've always been partial to the Steely Dan line:

"Is there gas in the car?
Yes, there's gas in the car..."

[Spicoli]

i know a girl who thinks of ghosts
she'll make ya breakfast
she'll make ya toast
she don't use butter
she don't use cheese
she don't use jelly
or any of these
she uses vaseline
vaseline
vaseline

i know a guy who goes to shows
when he's at home and he blows his nose
he don't use tissues or his sleeve
he don't use napkins or any of these
he uses magazines
magazines
magazines
magazines
magazines

i know a girl who reminds me of cher
she's always changing
the color of her hair
she don't use nothing
that ya buy at the store
she likes her hair to be real orange
she uses tangerines
tangerines
tangerines
tangerines
tangerines
tangerines

[nrc]

No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's dirty looks

Well we got no class
And we got no principles
And we got no innocence
We can't even think of a word that rhymes

School's out for summer
School's out forever
School's been blown to pieces

[Elmo T]

She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman I had ever seen
She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knockin' me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there

'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you -


Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long

[emjaya]

She gave me the Queen
She gave me the King
She was wheelin' and dealin'
Just doin' her thing
She was holdin' a pair
But I had to try
Her Deuce was wild
But my Ace was high
But how was I to know
That she'd been dealt with before
Said she'd never had a Full House
But I should have known
From the tattoo on her left leg
And the garter on her right
She'd have the card to bring me down
If she played it right

She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
She's got the Jack

Poker face was her name
Poker face was her nature
Poker straight was her game
If she knew she could get you
She play'd 'em fast
And she play'd 'em hard
She could close her eyes
And feel every card
But how was I to know
That she'd been shuffled before
Said she'd never had a Royal Flush
But I should have known
That all the cards were comin'
From the bottom of the pack
And if I'd known what she was dealin' out
I'd have dealt it back

She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, And who knows what else?
She's got the Jack, yeah, yeah
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, Ooh, was a bad deal, Jack
She gave me the Jack hey
She's got the Jack, She's got the Jack, She's got the Jack
Ooh, can't ya tell?
She's got the Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
She's got the Jack, She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, She's got the Jack
You Never know! She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, and it hurts!
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
She's got the Jack
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Oooooh!
Thank you, thank you, Thank you people, Thank you, Thank you
I'm glad you like the show, yes, thank you very much folks.
Good night and God bless!


:)

[Kahauna Dreamer]

And if I don't meet you no more in this world
I'll meet you in the next one
And don't be late, don't be late
Cause I'm a voodoo child
Lord knows I'm a voodoo child

[Wabbit]

I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S O D A, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y O D A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"

Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
Well, I won't forget what Yoda said

He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray

The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

[racer2c]

I'm rollin' thunder, I'm pourin' rain.
I'm comin' at ya like a hurricane.

[grungex]

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go 'round...

[indyfan31]

... and don't even get me started on Country songs:

Shoulda seen the looks on the faces of my Dad and Mom,
When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom.
They said: "Well, pardon us son, she ain't no kid.
"That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig.
I said: "I know it dad, ain't she cool, that's the kind I dig."

Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

-- Confederate Railroad

[nrc]

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand,
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain.
He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's,
Going to get a big dish of beef chow mein.
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Ahwooooo!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Ahwooooo!

You hear him howling around your kitchen door,
You better not let him in.
Little old lady got mutilated late last night,
Werewolves of London again.
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Ahwooooo!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Ahwooooo! Huh!

He's the hairy handed gent who ran amuck in Kent,
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair.
You better stay away from him,
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim,
Huh! I'd like to meet his tailor.
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Ahwooooo!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Ahwooooo!

Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen,
Doing the Werewolves of London.
I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen,
Doing the Werewolves of London.
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's,
And his hair was perfect.
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Huh! Draw blood!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London...

[nrc]

Big gorilla at the L.A. Zoo
Snatched the glasses right off my face
Took the keys to my BMW
Left me here to take his place

I wish the ape a lot of success
I'm sorry my apartment's a mess
Most of all I'm sorry if I made you blue
I'm betting the gorilla will, too

They say Jesus will find you wherever you go
But when He'll come looking for you, they don't know
In the mean time, keep your profile low
Gorilla, you're a desperado

He built a house on an acre of land
He called it Villa Gorilla Now
I hear he's getting divorced
Laying low at L'Ermitage, of course

Then the ape grew very depressed
Went through Transactional Analysis
He plays racquetball and runs in the rain
Still he's shackled to a platinum chain

Big gorilla at the L.A. Zoo
Snatched the glasses right off my face
Took the keys to my BMW
Left me here to take his place

(insert entire Warren Zevon catalog here)

[mapguy]

I've got my mind set on you.














:gomer:

[chop456]

I had a love affair with Nina
In the back of my Cortina
A seasoned-up hyena
Could not have been more obscener

She took me to the cleaners
And other misdemeanours
But I got right up between her
Rum and her Ribena...

[rabbit]

Maybe not the most inspired lyrics ever, but this was my personal theme song when it was released.

I wrote her off for the tenth time today
And practice all the things I would say
But she came over
I lost my nerve
I took her back and made her dessert
Now I know I'm being used
That's okay man cause I like the abuse
I know she's playing with me
That's okay cause I got no self esteem
We make plans to go out at night
I wait till 2 then I turn out the light
All this rejection's got me so low
If she keeps it up I just might tell her so
CHORUS
When she's saying that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she's saying that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well I guess I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care
Right? Yeah yeah yeah
Now I'll relate this little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night she knocks on my door
Drunk again and looking to score
Now I know I should say no
But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb
But I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self esteem
CHORUS

[WickerBill]

F--- you
and your untouchable face
F--- you
for existing in the first place
Who am I
that I should be vying for your touch?
And who am I
I bet you can't even tell me that much




Do you remember who I was?
Can you still feel it?
Can you find my pain?
Can you... heal it?
Then lay your hands upon me now
And cast this darkness from my soul
You alone can light my way
You alone can make me whole
...once again


Hate! Hate!
I'm your hate
I'm your hate when you want love
Pay, pay the price
Pay, for nothing's fair
Hey, I'm your life
I'm the one who took you there
Hey, I'm your life
And I no longer care




Guess this is our last goodbye
You don't care, so I won't cry
You'll be sorry when I'm dead
All this guilt will be on your head

[Al Czervik]

"Sometimes, I wish I were Catholic.
I don't know why"

and

"Open up the door, biatch.
It's the woofah goofah with the green teeth.
Let me in!" - not really a lyric, just an intro.

[Al Czervik]

Another: " Would you like some affection,,,, before I leave again."

There are a few, That will know that one. Not too many.

There's never been any reason to know that line.

[RaceGrrl]

All that you touch
All that you see
All that you taste
All you feel.
All that you love
All that you hate
All you distrust
All you save.
All that you give
All that you deal
All that you buy,
beg, borrow or steal.
All you create
All you destroy
All that you do
All that you say.
All that you eat
everyone you meet
All that you slight
everyone you fight.
All that is now
All that is gone
All that's to come
and everything under the sun is in tune
but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.

[oddlycalm]

She was the daughter of a wealthy
Florentine pogen
Read em n weep
Was here adjustable slogan

She was a debutante daisy
With a color-note organ
Deep in the street
She drove a 59 morgan


Here's a nice live version of the tune with some amazing percussion by Ruth Underwood who also does some nice work on the duck call near the end.
Florentine Pogan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC5cz1Kjj5A&mode=related&search=Frank%20Zappa)

[cart7]

"Get you one of them grease bombs all peppered up lay you up in the hospital for a couple a weeks"

[Ankf00]

There once was a many from Nantuckett...

:D

[G.]

There's never been any reason to know that line.
:laugh: :thumbup:

The Winner of the Obscure!

[devilmaster]

GRANNY GETS PLASTERED (Tonight's the Night)

Mom is out and Dad is out and we're here all alone
They said they'd phone at bedtime, so we unhooked the phone
They've taken the liquor cabinet key, but a crowbar works just as well
'Cause tonight's the night we're gonna get Granny plastered

We spiked her cup of tea with rum, and a twinkle came in her eye
"A glass of Sherry'd be nice", she said, so we spiked her sherry with rye
She throttled the bottle of whisky with a cry of "What the Hell!"
It was a sight the night we got Granny plastered.

'Cause when Granny gets plastered, she drinks like a bastard, she smokes she sings she swears
Her legs get all weavy, it's better than TV, she throws the piano downstairs.
But don't ever doubt it, the best thing about it, when Granny has had a few,
Is she doesn't like to drink alone, so she gets us plastered too.

She got out her records, seventy eights, but the stereo doesn't play
The speed they need till you wire it for forty but when it is done that way
It causes the records to burst into flames. Good the Aquarium was near.
The tropical fish don't like it when Granny gets plastered.

Our parents got home at midnight but by then she'd barred the door
So they went for the cops, but by then she'd fetched
And loaded the forty-four
She claimed she aimed above their heads, just her aim's not up to par
And what with the taxes she'd paid in her life,
They should cover the new squad car

Granny's been hungover, we've been grounded for a year
And Dad has caught religion
Since Mom started hittin' the beer
They sent Granny away for the rest of her days
To live in an old age home
Where she's doing quite well with her new clientele
Since she opened that bar of her own.

[FTG]

Nice legs
Shame about the face

[grungex]

:laugh: :thumbup:

The Winner of the Obscure!
:thumbup: :thumbup:

[G.]

My topic motorvation:

http://www.offcamber.net/forums/showthread.php?t=9962&page=2&highlight=zen

Keep the topic to ROCK AND F'IN ROLL!!!!! eleven-ish.

None of this LOVE crap. Love?? :confused:

This is roknrol.

I'm crankin on the Zen. Good purchase.

"Woman with the sweet lovin', better than a white line."

Just the right amount of cowbell, BTW.

[grungex]

I can't tell you how much time I spent trying to learn the bass solo bit from that song. Just too wonderful...

[grafddrx7]

And if I don't meet you no more in this world
I'll meet you in the next one
And don't be late, don't be late
Cause I'm a voodoo child
Lord knows I'm a voodoo child

I'll stand up next a mountain,
Knock it down,
With the edge of my hand.

Nice to see Jimi get some props!!! :thumbup:

A little more obscure, in the Hendrix theme... (anyone from Hell, MI will know this....) :D

I sleep with a porcupine for a pilla,
I'll fight a big-ass drunk gorilla.
You know you won't find me where I hide,
A rattlesnake bit me and crawled off and died.

[Opposite Lock]

My topic motorvation:

http://www.offcamber.net/forums/showthread.php?t=9962&page=2&highlight=zen

Keep the topic to ROCK AND F'IN ROLL!!!!! eleven-ish.

None of this LOVE crap. Love?? :confused:

This is roknrol.

I'm crankin on the Zen. Good purchase.

"Woman with the sweet lovin', better than a white line."

Just the right amount of cowbell, BTW.

(Head East = :cool: )

crankin' preference noted - I was about to go a little Joni, but if you want the gritty stuff, maybe some Neil:

"She puts the kid away and she's gone to get a hit.
She hates her life and what she's done with it.
There is one more kid that'll never go to school,
never get to fall in love,
never get to be cool.
Keep on Rockin' in the Free World."

[G.]

grit/sex/badassattitude=topic!

Within the rules of the forum, of course!

It's summer, it's time to wizz off the neighbors. Crank it up!!!!

"He did 20 Reds, and a bottle of wine. Those are people who died, died. Those are people who died, died. They're all my friends, and they died."

"Now you're messing with-a ..."

"you say it's raining but you're ****in' down my back."




luv sux. No place here.



(wb, is that ani?)
Why, yes it is.

[Michaelhatesfans]

This one is called Martin Scorsese

He makes the best ****ing films
He makes the best ****ing films
If I ever meet him, I'm gonna grab his ****ing neck and just shake him
and say "Thank you. Thank you for making such excellent ****ing movies".
Then I'd twist his nose all the way the **** around
and then rip off one of his ears
and throw it like a - like a ****ing frisbee.

I wanna chew his ****ing lips off
And grab his head and suck out one of his eyes
and chew on it and spit it out in his face
and say thank you thank you for all of your ****ing films

Then I'd pick him up by the hair
swing him over my head a few times and throw him across the room and kick all his ****ing teeth in
and then stomp on his face forty or fifty times
'cause he makes the best ****ing films
he makes the best ****ing films I've ever seen in my life
I ****ing love him

I ****ing love him

[cart7]

"When you hit me on the head with your beer bottle, something in my chemistry changed. I hope that it's only amnesia, believe me I'm sick but not insane, I hope that it's only amnesia, my friends they don't look at me the same."

[FCYTravis]

When I was young I knew everything
And she a punk who rarely ever took advice
Now I'm guilt stricken, sobbin' with my head on the floor
Stop a baby's breath and a shoe full of rice, no...

I can't be held responsible
'Cause she was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise and we'd never compromise
For the life of me I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen

My best friend took a week's vacation to forget her
His girl took a week's worth of valium and slept
And now he's guilt stricken sobbin' with his head on the floor
Thinks about her now and how he never really wept he says

I can't be held responsible
'Cause she was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise and we'd never compromise
For the life of me I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen

We've tried to wash our hands of all of this
We never talk of our lacking relationships
And how we're guilt stricken sobbin' with our heads on the floor
We fell through the ice when we tried not to slip, we'd say

I can't be held responsible
'Cause she was touching her face
And I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise and we'd never compromise
For the life of me I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen

For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise and we'd never compromise
For the life of me I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen

We were merely freshmen
We were merely freshmen
We were only freshmen

[FCYTravis]

Oh, fine, G. - you want some rock? OK. :p

Wasted youth! Wasted youth!
I know that I will never be politically correct
And I don't give a damn about my lack of etiquette
As far as I'm concerned, the world could still be flat
And if the thrill is gone, then it's time to take it back
If the thrill is gone, then it's time to take it back

Who am I? Why am I here? Forget the questions, someone gimme another beer
What's the meaning of life, what's the meaning of it all?
You gotta learn to dance before you learn to crawl
You gotta learn to dance before you learn to crawl

So sign up all you raw recruits, throw away those designer suits
You got your weapons cocked, your targets in your sights
There's a party raging somewhere in the world
You gotta serve your country, gotta service your girl
You're all enlisted in the armies of the night
And I ain't in it for the power, and I ain't in it for the health
I ain't in it for the glory of anything at all
And I sure ain't in it for the wealth
But I'm in it till it's over and I just can't stop
If you wanna get it done, you gotta do it yourself
And I like my music like I like my life
Everything louder than everything else, everything louder than everything else

Wasted youth! Wasted youth! Wasted youth! Wasted youth!
They got a file on me and it's a mile long
And they say that they got all of the proof
That I'm just another case of arrested development
And just another wasted youth

They say that I'm in need of some radical discipline
They say I gotta face the truth
That I'm just another case of arrested development
And just another wasted youth

They say I'm wild and I'm reckless, I should be acting my age
I'm an impressionable child in a tumultuous world
And they say I'm at a difficult stage
But it seems to me to the contrary
Of all the crap they're going to put on the page

That a wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age
A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age
A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age
A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age
A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age
A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age

If you want my views of history then there's something you should know
The three men I admire most are Curly, Larry and Mo!
If you don't worry 'bout the future, sooner or later it's the past
And if they say the thrill is gone, then it's time to take it back
If the thrill is gone, then it's time to take it back

So sign up all you raw recruits, throw away all those two-bit suits
You got your weapons cocked, your targets in your sights
There's a party raging somewhere in the world
You gotta serve your country, gotta service your girl
You're all inducted in the armies of the night
And I ain't in it for the power, and I ain't in it for the health
I ain't in it for the glory of anything at all
And I sure ain't in it for the wealth
But I'm in it till it's over and I just can't stop
If you wanna get it done, you gotta fight for yourself
And I like my music like I like my life
Everything louder than everything else

[datachicane]

The clouds are really low,
And they overflow,
With cotton candy
And battle grounds,
Red and brown.

[Spicoli]

We ain't going to the party
We ain't going to the game
We ain't going to the disco
Ain't gonna cruise down main

We're stealing people's mail
stealing people's mail
stealing people's mail
On a friday night

Drivin' in the mountains
Winding 'round and 'round
Rummage thru your mailboxes
Take your mail back to town

And we got license plates, wedding gifts, tax returns
Checks to politicians from real estate firms
Money, bills and cancelled checks
Pretty funny pictures of your kids

We're gonna steal your mail
On a Friday night
We're gonna steal your mail
By the pale moonlight

We got grocery sackful after grocery sackful
After grocery sackful after grocery sackful
After grocery sackful after grocery sackful
Of the private lives of you
Ha Ha

People say that we're crazy
We're sick and all alone
But when we read your letters
We're rolling on the floor

We got more license plates, wedding gifts, tax returns
Checks to politicians from real estate firms
Money, bills and cancelled checks
We cut relationships with your friends

We're gonna steal your mail
On a Friday night
We're gonna steal your mail
By the pale moonlight

We better not get caught
We'll be dumped in institutions
Where we'll be drugged and shocked
'Til we come out born-again Christians

[Kahauna Dreamer]

my age 10 hate!


*Now I know it's not unusual
There's nothing so unique
There's probably hundreds of wonderful love affairs
That go bad in this town every week
(It's a big town)
But all of them others
Them sad hearted lovers
Could cry in their beer what the hey
It didn't concern me
Was none of my business
I never had nothing to say
But suddenly darlin'
The table has turned
You have left me for somebody new
And it's now it's hard
To express the resentment I feel
For the years that I wasted on you

But let me put this another way
Okay

Ienz, Zwi, Dri, Fere!

(*Repeat above)

I'm so full of
H-a-t-r-e-d
I'm bitter I'm malign
You got me
P-i-s-s-e-d-off
I'm angry most of the time
Why don't you
G-o-t-o-h-e-double “l”
You tramp, you philandering b*tch
I'm going to
K-i-l-l
One of us baby give me time and I'll decide on which

Now wait a minute
I know I'm acting immature
Acting like a child
I should display some self-control
Instead of going wild like this
And I do wish I could accept all this
And simply life
Which includes pain
And act upon the actual fact
That nobody's to blame
Yes I wish I was as mellow
As for instance Jackson Browne
But "fountain of sorrow" my a** m*th*r f*****r
I hope you wind up in the ground


I'm so full of
H-a-t-r-e-d
I'm bitter I'm malign
You got me
P-i-s-s-e-d off
I'm angry most of the time
Why don't you
G-o-t-o-h-e-l-l
You tramp, you philandering b*tch
I'm going to
K-i-l-l one of us, baby
When I'm sober I'll decide on which

Oh
H-A-T-R-E-D
What's that spell (etc.)

Maybe with the help of counseling
We can work this out

[cart7]

PANAMA RED, PANAMA RED
HE'LL STEAL YOUR WOMAN, THEN HE'LL ROB YOUR HEAD
PANAMA RED, PANAMA RED

ON HIS WHITE HORSE, MESCALITO
HE COME BREEZIN' THROUGH TOWN
I'LL BET YOUR WOMAN'S UP IN BED WITH
PANAMA RED

THE JUDGE DON'T KNOW WHEN RED'S IN TOWN
HE KEEPS WELL HIDDEN UNDERGROUND
BUT EVERYBODY'S ACTING LAZY
FALLING OUT AND HANGIN' 'ROUND

MY WOMAN SAID, "HEY PEDRO
YOU'RE ACTIN' CRAZY LIKE A CLOWN"
NOBODY FEELS LIKE WORKING
PANAMA RED IS BACK IN TOWN

[trauma1]

the road goes on forever, and the party never ends :thumbup:

[FTG]

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

[Al Czervik]

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

In D Minor!

[grungex]

How could I leave this behind?

[racermike]

Wanna tell you a story,
About the house-man blues
I come home one Friday,
Had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job
She said that don't confront me,
Long as I get my money next Friday
Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent,
And out the door I went

So I goes to the landlady,
I said, "You let me slide?"
I'll have the rent for you in a month.
Next I don't know
So said let me slide it on you know people,
I notice when I come home in the evening
She ain't got nothing nice to say to me,
But for five year she was so nice
Loh' she was lovy-dovy,
I come home one particular evening
The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?",
I said, "No, can't find no job"
Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent
She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job"
Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner,
Leaning up against a post"
I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day"
She said "That don't confront me,
Long as I get my money next Friday"
Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent,
And out the door I went

So I go down the streets,
Down to my good friend's house
I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know,
Can I stay with you maybe a couple days?"
He said "Let me go and ask my wife"
He come out of the house,
I could see it in his face
I know that was no
He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know"
I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too"
So I go back home
I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent
She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah"
And then she was so nice,
Loh' she was lovy-dovy
So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go,
I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go
She a-howlin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent,
Download MP3's
She ain't gonna get none of it
So I stop in the local bar you know people,
I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender
Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want?

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
Need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

But I'm sitting now at the bar,
I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow
I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer
Looked down the bar, here come the bartender
I said "Look man, come down here"
So what you want?

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,
Gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed
Gonna get high man I ain't had enough,
Need me a triple shot of that stuff
Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here,
I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

Now by this time I'm plenty high,
You know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high
Looked down the bar I say to my bartender
I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want this time?
I said "Look man, a-what time is it?"
He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock
Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week,
Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three
I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

[WickerBill]

My my, hey hey
Rock and roll is here to stay
It's better to burn out
Than to fade away
My my, hey hey


I wanna be the minority
I don't need your authority
Down with the Moral Majority
Cause I wanna be the minority

One light, one mind
Flashing in the dark
Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts
"For crying out loud", she screamed out to me
A free for all, ---- 'em all
You are your own sight

[anait]

Heard the beginning of this one yesterday, took me back:

The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload.
And nobody's gonna go to school today,
She's going to make them stay at home.
And daddy doesn't understand it,
He always said she was as good as gold.
And he can see no reason
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?

Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
I want to shoot
The whole day down.

The telex machine is kept so clean
As it types to a waiting world.
And mother feels so shocked,
Father's world is rocked,
And their thoughts turn to
Their own little girl.
Sweet 16 ain't so peachy keen,
No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat.
They can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?

Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
I want to shoot
The whole day down.

All the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with her toys a while.
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
And the lesson today is how to die.
And then the bullhorn crackles,
And the captain crackles,
With the problems and the hows and whys.
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die?

Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
I want to shoot
The whole day down.

[G.]

More:
"I used to love her, but I had to kill her."

"I've been walkin the streets at night, JUST trying to get it right. It's hard to see with so many around, you know I don't like being stuck in the ground. And the streets don't change, but maybe the names. I ain't got time for the game, cuz I need you."

[G.]

I don't like Mondays!!!!! Love it.

You know how some songs mean a whole LOT to you, for reasons best told over brews? I Don't Like Mondays is one of those for me.

[anait]

If a tree fell in the forest, She didn't hear it, would I still be wrong


It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your A$$ Out All Day Long

:rofl: :rofl: That's just about perfect. Mr anait and I cannot stop giggling.

[anait]

You know how some songs mean a whole LOT to you, for reasons best told over brews?

Yup.

[devilmaster]

the road goes on forever, and the party never ends :thumbup:

sherry was a waitress, at the only joint in town....


kick ass song :thumbup:

[Sean O'Gorman]

The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the mother****er burn
Burn mother****er burn

Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy
I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high
I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' givin' props to my ho 'cause she fly
But I can take the heat 'cause I'm the other white meat known as Kid Funky Fried
Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine
'Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always strokin' my own Wookiee
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me Cookie

The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the mother****er burn
Burn mother****er burn

Yo yo this hardcore ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice
I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is
So if man is five and the Devil is six than that must make me seven
This honky's gone to heaven
But if I go to hell well then I hope I burn well
I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk
And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist
And Webster yeah Emmanuel Lewis 'cause he's the Anti-Christ

The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the mother****er burn
Burn mother****er burn

Everybody here we go ( 4 x's )
Ohh Ohh
C'mon party people
Ohh Ohh
Throw your hands in the air
Ohh Ohh
C'mon party people
Ohh Ohh
Wave 'em like you don't care
Ohh Ohh
C'mon party people
Ohh Ohh
Everybody say ho
Ohh Ohh
C'mon party people
Ohh Ohh
Everybody here we go

[indyfan31]

Geez! There's some angry people writing songs out there. :eek:

[Kahauna Dreamer]

Friday night I'd just got back
I had my eyes shut
I was dreaming about the past
I thought about you while the radio played
I should have got moving
For some reason I stayed

I started drifting to a different place
I realized I was falling off the face of your world
And there was nothing left to bring me back

I'm a million miles away
A million miles away
A million miles away
And there's nothing left to bring me back today

I took a ride, I went downtown
Streets were empty
There was no one around
All the faces that we used to know
Gone from the places that we used to go

I'm at the wrong end of the looking glass
Trying to hold on to the hands of the past and you
And there's nothing left to bring me back

[Mr. Vengeance]

Don Henley must die
Don't let him get back together
With Glenn Frey,
Don Henley must die

Don Henley must die
Put a sharp stick in his eye,
Don Henley must die
Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
Oh

[Mr. Toad]

Well it's forty below and I don't give a ****
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo

[nrc]

Well I've been up to Paris
And I've slept in a park
Went down to Barcelona
Someone broke in my car
And I'll search the world over
For my angel in black
Yeah I'll search the world over
For a Eurotrash Girl

Took the train down to Athens
And I slept in a fountain
Some Swiss junkie in Turin
Ripped me off for my cash
Yeah I'll search the world over
For my angel in black
Yeah I'll search the world over
For a Eurotrash Girl

The CRS on the metro
Shook me down for a bribe
On my knees for the sergeant
When my passport arrived
Yeah I'll search the world over
For my angel in black
Yeah I'll search the world over
For a Eurotrash Girl

Eurotrash Girl
Eurotrash Girl
Eurotrash Girl
Eurotrash Girl

Called my mom from a payphone
I said "I'm down to my last"
She said "I sent you to college
Now go call your dad"
And the waitress that he married
Well she hung up the phone
You know she never did like me
But I can stand on my own

Sold my plasma in Amsterdam
Spent it all in a night
Buying drinks at the Milkweg
For a soldier in drag
And I'll search the world over
For my angel in black
Yeah I'll search the world over
For a Eurotrash Girl

Eurotrash Girl
Eurotrash Girl
Eurotrash Girl
Eurotrash Girl

Yeah I'll search the world over
For my angel in black
Yeah I'll search the world over
For a Eurotrash Girl

Got a tattoo in Berlin
And a case of the crabs
A rose and a dagger
On the palm of my hand
And I'll search the world over
For my angel in black
Yeah I'll search the world over
For a Eurotrash Girl

Eurotrash Girl
Eurotrash Girl
Eurotrash Girl
Eurotrash Girl

Yeah I'll search the world over
For my angel in black
Yeah I'll search the world over
For a Eurotrash Girl

[chop456]

Good one. And a hidden track, to boot.

[WickerBill]

I like it
I'm not gonna crack
I miss you
I'm not gonna crack
I love you
I'm not gonna crack
I'll kill you
I'm not gonna crack


I'm not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
But I have a light
The day is done
But I'm having fun
I think I'm dumb
Or maybe just happy
I think I'm just happy.

[extramundane]

<snob>
list monitors arrive with petition

iron-fisted philosophy is your life worth a painting?
is this girl vs. boy with different symbols?
being born is power scout leader n@zi tagged as big sin
your risk chains me hostage
me i'm fighting with my head, am not ambiguous

i must look like a dork

me, naked with textbook poems
spout fountain against the n@zis
with weird kinds of sex symbols
in speeches that are big dance thumps
if we heard mortar shells we'd cuss more in our songs
and cut down the guitar solos

so dig this big crux

organizing the boy scouts for murder is wrong
ten years beyond the big sweat point
man, it was still there, ever without you
coming back around, look! coming together
for just a second, a peek,
a guess at the wholeness that's way too big

</snob>

[Dirty Sanchez]

OPP how can I explain it
I'll take you frame by frame it
To have y'all jumpin' shall we singin' it
O is for Other P is for People scratchin' temple
The last P...well...that's not that simple
It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten
It's five little letters that are missin' here
You get on occassion at the other party
As a game 'n it seems I gotta start to explainin'
Bust it
You ever had a girl and met her on a nice hello
You get her name and number and then you feelin' real mellow
You get home, wait a day, she's what you wanna know about
Then you call up and it's her girlfriend or her cousin's house
It's not a front, F to the R to the O to the N to the T
It's just her boyfriend's at her house (Boy, that's what is scary)
It's OPP, time other people's what you get it
There's no room for relationship there's just room to hit it
How many brothers out there know just what I'm gettin' at
Who thinks it's wrong 'cos I'm splittin' and co-hittin' at
Well if you do, that's OPP and you're not down with it
But if you don't, here's your membership

Chorus:
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (Every last homie)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (All the homies)

As for the ladies, OPP means something gifted
The first two letters are the same but the last is something
different
It's the longest, loveliest, lean-- I call it the leanest
It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest
I won't get into that, I'll do it...ah...sorta properly
I say the last P...hmmm...stands for property
Now lady here comes a kiss, blow a kiss back to me, now tell me
exactly
Have you ever known a brother who have another like ah girl or wife
And you just had to stop and just 'cos he look just as nice
You looked at him, he looked at you and you knew right away
That he had someone but he was gonna be yours anyway
You couldn't be seen with him and honestly you didn't care
'Cos in a room behind a door no one but y'all are there
When y'all are finish, y'all can leave and only y'all would know
And then y'all could throw the skeleton bones right in the closet do'
Now don't be shocked 'cos if you're down I want your hands up high
Say OPP (OPP) I like to say with pride
Now when you do it, do it well and make sure that it counts
You're now down with a discount

Chorus:
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (Every last lady)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (All the ladies)

This girl ah tried to OPP me
I had a girl and she knew that matter-of-fact my girl was partner's
that
Had a fall out, disagreement, yeah an argument
She tried to do me so we did it in my apartment, bust it
That wasn't the thing it must have been the way she hit the ceiling
'Cos after that she kept on coming back and catchin' feelings
I said, "Let's go my girl is coming so you gotta leave"
She said, "Oh no, I love you Treach" I said, "Now child please"
You gots to leave, come grab your coat, right now you gotta go
I said now look you to the stairs and to the stairwindow
This was a thing, a little thing, you shouldn't have put your heart
'Cos you know I was OPP, hell from the very start
Come on, come on, now let me tell you what it's all about
When you get down, you can't go 'round runnin' off at the mouth
That's rule number one in this OPP establishment
You keep your mouth shut and it won't get back to her or him
Exciting isn't it, a special kinda business
Many of you will catch the same sorta OPP is you with
Him or her for sure is going to admit it
When OPP comes, damn-- skippy I'm with it

Chorus:
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (This whole party)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (This whole party)

Break it down!








:gomer:

[Dave99]

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=2954307C6AD4084C :cool:

[Kahauna Dreamer]

A JUNKIE WALKING THROUGH THE TWILIGHT,
I`M ON MY WAY HOME.
I LEFT THREE DAYS AGO
BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO KNOW
I`M GONE.

HOME IS WHERE THE HATRED IS,
HOME IS FILLED WITH PAIN,
AND IT MIGHT NOT BE SUCH A BAD IDEA
IF I NEVER, NEVER WENT HOME AGAIN.

STAND AS FAR AWAY FROM ME AS YOU CAN,
AND ASK ME WHY.
HANG ON TO YOUR ROSARY BEADS,
CLOSE YOUR EYES TO WATCH ME DIE.

YOU KEEP SAYIN`,
`KICK IT!
QUIT IT!
KICK IT!
QUIT IT!
KICK IT!
QUIT IT!`
GOD, BUT DID YOU EVER TRY
TO TURN YOUR SICK SOUL
INSIDE OUT
SO THAT THE WORLD
CAN WATCH YOU DIE.

HOME IS WHERE I LIVE
INSIDE MY WHITE POWER DREAMS,
HOME WAS ONCE AN EMPTY VACUUM
THAT`S FILLED NOW
WITH MY SILENT SCREAMS.
HOME IS WHERE THE NEEDLE MARKS
TRY TO HEAR MY BROKEN HEART,
AND IT MIGHT NOT BE SUCH A BAD IDEA
IF I NEVER, NEVER WENT HOME AGAIN.

HOME AGAIN,
HOME AGAIN,
HOME AGAIN,
KICK IT QUIT IT,
KICK IT QUIT IT,
KICK IT QUIT IT,
KICK IT,
CAN`T GO HOME AGAIN.

[RaceGrrl]

This song never gets the credit it deserves... It's got everything a music video should have: satin sheets, lingerie, ripping shirts off and lots of prancing about.

link to vid (http://www.freephotosandvideos.com/videos.php?vid=Xelh0sFo3VY&t=Billy%20Squier%20-%20Rock%20Me%20Tonite)

[indyfan31]

This song never gets the credit it deserves... It's got everything a music video should have: satin sheets, lingerie, ripping shirts off and lots of prancing about.

link to vid (http://www.freephotosandvideos.com/videos.php?vid=Xelh0sFo3VY&t=Billy%20Squier%20-%20Rock%20Me%20Tonite)
Wow, talk about falling off the planet. What ever happened to that guy?

[Michaelhatesfans]

This song never gets the credit it deserves... It's got everything a music video should have: satin sheets, lingerie, ripping shirts off and lots of prancing about.

link to vid (http://www.freephotosandvideos.com/videos.php?vid=Xelh0sFo3VY&t=Billy%20Squier%20-%20Rock%20Me%20Tonite)
Someone saw Flashdance a few too many times, it would seem.

[RaceGrrl]

Wow, talk about falling off the planet. What ever happened to that guy?

I have no idea. To this day, it is one of the funniest videos ever.

[racer2c]

This song never gets the credit it deserves... It's got everything a music video should have: satin sheets, lingerie, ripping shirts off and lots of prancing about.

link to vid (http://www.freephotosandvideos.com/videos.php?vid=Xelh0sFo3VY&t=Billy%20Squier%20-%20Rock%20Me%20Tonite)

As soon as I read "satin sheets...ripping shirts... and ...prancing about" I immediatly knew you were referring to Billy Squire.

I remember watching him live in concert on a Don Kirchner show circa '82-84 and to be honest, he rocked the house. But then, I liked REO Speedwagon too. :gomer:

[SteveH]

Mother told me, yes, she told me I'd meet girls like you.
She also told me, "Stay away, you'll never know what you'll catch."
Just the other day I heard a soldier falling off some Indonesian junk that's going round.

Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.

Father says, "Your mother's right, she's really up on things."
"Before we married, Mommy served in the WACS in the Philippines."
Now, I had heard the WACS recruited old maids for the war.
But mommy isn't one of those, I've known her all these years.

Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.

Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year?
Ev'ry time I got to thinking, where'd they disappear?
When I woke up, Mom and Dad are rolling on the couch.
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out.

Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.

Away.
Away.

Repeat Chorus 7X


BTW - the Head East mention was beyond :cool:

[swift]

Tell us where you're from, what you want to become.
And we'll say if you're OK;
Where did you go to school? Right answer and you're cool,
yeah, you're the kid the whole day
You get a sticker in your face. Information about the case,
so you know your potential.
Don't you think you can extend. Don't you think you can extend, just comprehend.

But I don't wanna hear it, no, it's more than I accept

I don't care where I belong no more.
What we share or not I will ignore.

We will shut you out. We'll put you in doubt if you think that you're special.
We'll tell you who you are. Tell you that you're close but no cigar.

But, I don't wanna hear it, no, it's more than I accept.

'Cause I don't care where I belong no more.
What we share or not I will ignore.
And I won't waste my time fitting in.
'Cause I don't think contrast is a sin.

What they say is...
Go back where you came from.
They'll tell you that but I don't wanna hear.
No, I don't wanna hear. No, I don't wanna hear it.
No, it's more than I accept.

'Cause I don't care where I belong no more.
What we share or not I will ignore.
And I won't waste my time fitting in.
'Cause I don't think contrast is a sin.
No, it's not a sin.

[KLang]

And the meek shall inherit the earth.


Weve taken care of everything
The words you hear the songs you sing
The pictures that give pleasure to your eyes
Its one for all and all for one
We work together common sons
Never need to wonder how or why

We are the priests of the temples of syrinx
Our great computers fill the hallowed halls
We are the priests of the temples of syrinx
All the gifts of life are held within our walls

Look around this world we made
Equality our stock in trade
Come and join the brotherhood of man
Oh what a nice contented world
Let the banners be unfurled
Hold the red star proudly high in hand

We are the priests of the temples of syrinx
Our great computers fill the hallowed halls.
We are the priests of the temples of syrinx
All the gifts of life are held within our walls.


What can this strange device be?
When I touch it, it gives forth a sound
Its got wires that vibrate and give music
What can this thing be that I found?

See how it sings like a sad heart
And joyously screams out its pain
Sounds that build high like a mountain
Or notes that fall gently like rain

I cant wait to share this new wonder
The people will all see its light
Let them all make their own music
The priests praise my name on this night


know its most unusual
To come before you so
But Ive found an ancient miracle
I thought that you should know

Listen to my music
And hear what it can do
Theres something here as strong as life
I know that it will reach you

Yes, we know its nothing new
Its just a waste of time
We have no need for ancient ways
The world is doing fine

Another toy will help destroy
The elder race of man
Forget about your silly whim
It doesnt fit the plan

I cant believe youre saying
These things just cant be true
Our world could use this beauty
Just think what we might do

Listen to my music
And hear what it can do
Theres something here as strong as life
I know that it will reach you

Dont annoy us further
We have our work to do
Just think about the average
What use have they for you?

Another toy will help destroy
The elder race of man
Forget about your silly whim
It doesnt fit the plan


I wandered home though silent streets
And fell into a fitful sleep
Escape to realms beyond the night
Dream cant you show me the light?

I stand atop a spiral stair
An oracle confronts me there
He leads me on light years away
Through astral nights, galactic days

I see the works of gifted hands
That grace this strange and wondrous land
I see the hand of man arise
With hungry mind and open eyes

They left the planets long ago
The elder race still learn and grow
Their power grows with purpose strong
To claim the home where they belong
Home, to tear the temples down...
Home, to change..


The sleep is still in my eyes
The dream is still in my head
I heave a sigh and sadly smile
And lie a while in bed
I wish that it might come to pass
Not fade like all my dreams

Just think of what my life might be
In a world like I have seen
I dont think I can carry on
Carry on this cold and empty life
Oh...noo!

My spirits are low in the depths of despair
My lifeblood spills over..


Attention all planets of the solar federation
Attention all planets of the solar federation
Attention all planets of the solar federation
We have assumed control.
We have assumed control.
We have assumed control.

[KLang]

Another old favorite of mine.

Step inside! hello! weve the most amazing show
Youll enjoy it all we know
Step inside! step inside!

Weve got thrills and shocks, supersonic fighting cocks.
Leave your hammers at the box
Come inside! come inside!
Roll up! roll up! roll up!
See the show!

Left behind the bars, rows of bishops heads in jars
And a bomb inside a car
Spectacular! spectacular!

If you follow me theres a speciality
Some tears for you to see
Misery, misery,
Roll up! roll up! roll up!
See the show!

Next upon the bill in our house of vaudeville
Weve a stripper in a till
What a thrill! what a thrill!
And not content with that, with our hands behind our backs,
We pull jesus from a hat,
Get into that! get into that!
Roll up! roll up! roll up!
See the show!

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
Were so glad you could attend
Come inside! come inside!
There behind a glass is a real blade of grass
Be careful as you pass.
Move along! move along!

Come inside, the shows about to start
Guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured youll get your moneys worth
The greatest show in heaven, hell or earth.
Youve got to see the show, its a dynamo.
Youve got to see the show, its rock and roll ....

Soon the gypsy queen in a glaze of vaseline
Will perform on guillotine
What a scene! what a scene!
Next upon the stand will you please extend a hand
To alexanders ragtime band
Roll up! roll up! roll up!
See the show!

Performing on a stool weve a sight to make you drool
Seven virgins and a mule
Keep it cool. keep it cool.
We would like it to be known the exhibits that were shown
Were exclusively our own,
All our own. all our own.
Come and see the show! come and see the show! come and see the show!
See the show!

[SteveH]

Man alone; born of stone;
Will stamp the dust of time
His hands strike the flame of his soul;
Ties a rope to a tree and hangs the Universe
Until the winds of laughter blows cold.

Fear that rattles in men's ears
And rears it's hideous head
Dread .... Death .... in the wind ....

Man of steel pray and kneel
With fever's blazing torch
Thrust in the face of the night;
Draws a blade if compassion
Kissed by countless Kings
Whose jewelled trumpet words blind his sight.

Walls that no man thought would fall
The altars of the just
Crushed .... Dust .... in the wind ....

No man yields who flies in my ship
DANGER!
Let the bridge computer speak
STRANGER!
LOAD YOUR PROGRAM. I AM YOURSELF.

No computer stands in my way
Only blood can cancel my pain
Guardians of a new clear dawn
Let the maps of war be drawn.

Rejoice! Glory is ours!
Our young men have not died in vain,
Their graves need no flowers
The tapes have recorded their names.

I am all there is
NEGATIVE! PRIMITIVE! LIMITED! I LET YOU LIVE!
But I gave you life
WHAT ELSE COULD YOU DO?
To do what was right
I'M PERFECT! ARE YOU?

[Kahauna Dreamer]

We get some rules to follow
That and this
These and those
No one knows

We get these pills to swallow
How they stick
In your throat
Tastes like gold

Oh, what you do to me
No one knows

And I realize you’re mine
Indeed a fool of mine
And I realize you’re mine
Indeed a fool of mine
Ahh

I journey through the desert
Of the mind
With no hope
I found low

I drift along the ocean
Dead lifeboats in the sun
And come undone

Pleasently caving in
I come undone

And I realize you’re mine
Indeed a fool of mine
And I realize you’re mine
Indeed a fool and mine
Ahhh

Heaven smiles above me
What a gift there below
But no one knows

A gift that you give to me
No one knows

[slow bear]

sherry was a waitress, at the only joint in town....


kick ass song :thumbup:


:thumbup: on the Joe Ely.