Pete Coors .088

[Ankf00]

:gomer:

http://today.reuters.com/stocks/QuoteCompanyNewsArticle.aspx?view=CN&storyID=2006-07-13T235134Z_01_N13244683_RTRIDST_0_FOOD-MOLSONCOORS-PETERCOORS.XML&rpc=66

[Spicoli]

****, I wake up .088 sometimes.


Weiner. :gomer:

[Ankf00]

Coors was pulled over in the driveway of his Golden, Colorado home on May 29 at 11:30 p.m. local time (0530 GMT on May 30).
well that sucks...


wait, 11:30pm, driveway, colorado, why does that sound familiar? :gomer:

[dando]

Meh. .088. Doesn't even merit honorable mention on badjocks.com:

http://badjocks.com/bacleaders.htm

:gomer:

-Kevin

[Sean O'Gorman]

I think I've autocrossed at .088 before. :gomer:

[dando]

I think I've autocrossed at .088 before. :gomer:
Yer results bear that out.... :p

-Kevin

[Sean O'Gorman]

Meh. .088. Doesn't even merit honorable mention on badjocks.com:

http://badjocks.com/bacleaders.htm

:gomer:

-Kevin


Your organization's Internet use policy restricts access to this web page at this time.

Reason:
The Websense category "Tasteless" is filtered.

And yet somehow I can see Spicoli's posts here...

Anyone want to post that list for me?

[Spicoli]

well that sucks...


wait, 11:30pm, driveway, colorado, why does that sound familiar? :gomer:

****. I was .088 before the plane left indy. :laugh:

i'm not so good on the big jets. for some reason, i like little planes. :confused:

[Don Quixote]

This is just horrible. Think of all the Coors drinkers that this will offend. I bet none of them have ever driven at 0.088.

[mapguy]

This is just horrible. Think of all the Coors drinkers that this will offend. I bet none of them have ever driven at 0.088.

How many cases of Coors would you have to drink to get 0.088? Two? Three?

[eiregosod]

how does a 0.088 affect his national security clearance status?

[Ankf00]

how does a 0.088 affect his national security clearance status?
If he has a DoD Top Secret, he would be downgraded to Secret for a 5 year probationary period. If he has a DoD Secret then it's up for review and possible revocation pending an investigation by Office of Personel Management.

But he's a politician so nothing will happen ala Sandy Berger & Karl Rove :shakehead

[nissan gtp]

must not have been drinking coors :rofl:

[Ankf00]

how does a 0.088 affect his national security clearance status?
If he has a DoD Top Secret, he would be downgraded to Secret for a 5 year probationary period. If he has a DoD Secret then it's up for review and possible revocation pending an investigation by Office of Personel Management.

But he's a politician so nothing will happen ala Sandy Berger & Karl Rove :shakehead

[Spicoli]

If he has a DoD Top Secret, he would be downgraded to Secret for a 5 year probationary period. If he has a DoD Secret then it's up for review and possible revocation pending an investigation by Office of Personel Management.

But he's a politician so nothing will happen ala Sandy Berger & Karl Rove :shakehead

huh?










:gomer:

[dando]

And yet somehow I can see Spicoli's posts here...

Anyone want to post that list for me?
Now, now SOG....

Here's the bestest I can do:

Current
Rank
Name Sport or Affiliation Date of Incident Reported BAC* Special Note
1 Carly Cross Field Hockey Player for Frostburg State U. December 3, 2004 0.365% Although Cross was ticketed for underage drinking, she and several other victims claim to have been forced to drink liquor and beer as part of a "Christmas buddy" party by other upper-class members of the field hockey team during a bizarre hazing ritual.
2 Andrew Pointon Professional Golfer May 7, 2002 0.36% He's reported as having four and a half times the UK legal limit when arrested for drunk driving.
3 Lary Sorensen Former Detroit Tigers broadcaster October 16, 1999 0.35% While out on bail for this drunk driving arrest, he was pulled over again and blew a 0.24%. (See below)
T4 Lary Sorensen Former Detroit Tigers broadcaster October 30, 2004

0.31%
His 6th drunk driving arrest and a probation violation, Lary could go to prison for this one.
T4 Bob Probert NHL star July 15, 1994 0.31% In addition to drunk driving, cops also suspect he had cocaine in his system when he wrecked his motorcycle!
T4 JaRon Rush Former UCLA basketball player May 21, 2002 0.31% With a BAC over.30, he had to taken to the hospital.
5 Lynn Miernicki Curling fan Dec. 21, 2000 0.30% His family is suing because he fell down a flight of stairs at a curling club and claims the place should have stopped serving he before he had 20 to 25 bottles of beers!
6 Brandon L. Hefflin U of Toledo football player January 19, 2003 0.28% Arrested at a bar, he was taken to a hospital where he threw a portable urinal at an officer and tried to flee police.
7 Debbie Rahal Wife of Indy champ Bobby Rahal July 10, 1999 0.27% According to the Columbus Dispatch, she had her kids in the car with her at the time of her drunk driving arrest. (Submitted by David K. Singh)
8 Jim McMahon Former Bears Quarterback November 9, 2003 0.261% During the drunk driving sobriety test, reportedly told officers, 'I'm too drunk. You got me.'"
T9 Unnamed Racine, Wisconsin Drunk Miniature Golfer October 3, 2004 0.26% A 19-year-old Racine man and his friend were arrested Oct. 3 on allegations of underage drinking and disorderly conduct after they stole a bucket of golf balls from Mulligan's Mini Golf, threw the balls at each other and then used their golf clubs as swords and "fenced." A breath test showed a blood-alcohol level of 0.26 for the Racine man and 0.17 for his friend. (Milwaukee Journal Sentinel)
T9 John Abraham New York Jets defensive lineman October 1, 2003 0.26% He plead guilty to the lesser charge of driving while impaired and avoided the jail time he could have faced if convicted of drunk driving.
T9 Ingrida Sabonis Wife of former Blazers’ center Arvydas Sabonis December 2000 0.26% Her second drunk driving offense in less than a year, her BAC in the first arrest was only 0.23%, but she was on the way to pick up the kids from school.
10 Reginald "Reggie" M. Wilson Assistant football coach for the Easton Area High School, in PA September 2004 0.25% Coach Wilson was on the sidelines the same night he was arrested about an hour and 25 minutes after the game was over.
11 Michael Schilling HS girls basketball coach August 2003 0.247% In addition to drunk driving, he was also charged with one count each of marked lanes and seat belt violations.
11 Bernard Gilkey Former Atlanta Braves outfielder October 2000 0.247% Got jail time for being a persistent drunk driver.
T12 Mitch Ohnstad Minnesota's Mr. Basketball - 1996 February 2005 0.24% A two-season letter winner for the Minnesota Gophers in 1998-2000, Mitch was arrested for drunken driving in Lakeville on Feb. 27. It was his third DWI-type offense since March 1999.
T12 Lary Sorensen Former Detroit Tigers broadcaster November, 1999 0.24% Lary was out on bail for an earlier drunk driving arrest where he blew an even more impressive 0.35% BAC when he was arrested for this DUI.
T12 Clark Haggans Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker June 21, 2003 0.24% Haggans was arrested for drunk driving in the north-Denver suburb of Federal Heights after police said there was a confrontation passengers in two vehicles.
T12 Jon Garrido High school football fan September 2003 0.24% 18-year-old fan ran onto field and hit coach and several players with a stick
T12 Charles Woodson Oakland Raiders DB May, 2000 0.24% Arrested during own charity golf tournament
13 Jeff Garcia SF 49ers QB January 2004 0.237% Drunk driving arrest occurred when he was leaving the campus of San Jose State University and forced to give field sobriety test in a Jack-in-the-Box parking lot.
14 James Beattie British Soccer Player September, 2002 0.233% Had a designated driver but decided to move car anyway.
T15 Dennis Erickson Former Seattle Seahawks Coach April, 1985 0.23% Thanks to the Jim Rome Show and The Smoking Gun for their assistance.
T15 Joe Bernard Fairfield University Football Coach November 22, 2001 0.23% Crashed his car into five parked cars Thanksgiving Day before being arrested for drunk driving.
T15 Ed Podolak Former Iowa football star current(?) radio broadcaster September, 1997 0.23% (Tip from Phillip Luebke)


Honorable Mention
Eddie Sutton Long time basketball coach at Oklahoma State February, 2006

0.22%
Sutton was arrested for drunk driving after his sports utility vehicle swerved across four lanes of traffic, slammed into the back of another car, then crashed into a tree



-Kevin

[racer2c]

I was born.088. I'm Irish. :)

[Opposite Lock]

Now, now SOG....

Here's the bestest I can do:

Current
Rank
Name Sport or Affiliation Date of Incident Reported BAC* Special Note

8 Jim McMahon Former Bears Quarterback November 9, 2003 0.261% During the drunk driving sobriety test, reportedly told officers, 'I'm too drunk. You got me.'"



-Kevin

Aah, Super Bowl winning NNNo. 9, Jimmy Mac. :thumbup:

I think the poster is still up in my local Kwiki-Mart, of a sunglasses-clad Jim warning against drunk driving.

As far as this list goes, it would have been more poetic if he were listed at No. 9. Those tied at P9 only have 2 digit percentages - had more accurate records been kept (such as 3 digit percentages), it is possible that No. 9 would have been rightfully his.

Oh, and if he woulda done it in September instead, the date coulda had a 09/09 in it. :toke: Dood. :cool:
:gomer:

[matthole]

Has Bruce Martin weighed in on this yet? :gomer:

So he was a block away from home. That's a http://bbs.whofailedtoday.com/img/smilies/punchballs.gif moment for sure.

[KLang]

how does a 0.088 affect his national security clearance status?

What national security clearance status? :confused: The guy runs a beer company.

[Spicoli]

What national security clearance status? :confused: The guy runs a beer company.

Sean lives in Ireland. He's confused. :laugh:

[Sean O'Gorman]

10 Reginald "Reggie" M. Wilson Assistant football coach for the Easton Area High School, in PA September 2004 0.25% Coach Wilson was on the sidelines the same night he was arrested about an hour and 25 minutes after the game was over.

:rofl:

The Garcia one could've been worded so much better. "Blew a .237, and a dude in a dress" is probably more accurate.

[Ankf00]

What national security clearance status? :confused: The guy runs a beer company.
isn't he a senator or something?

[oddlycalm]

isn't he a senator or something? Actually, he lost that election.

oc

[Ankf00]

Actually, he lost that election.

oc
heh, guess I shouldn't believe drunk bitches bragging about coming "from cattle & oil" and "I'm a Coors, my uncle's a senator now" :gomer:

ignore my post then :laugh: