No WAY!

[Spicoli]

Carmen Electra, Dave Navarro to split

http://wthr.images.worldnow.com/images/5164789_BG1.jpg

Linky dinky (http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=5164789)

Didn;t see this one comin! :saywhat:

:gomer:

[eiregosod]

divorce proceedings on MTV. :gomer:

The success of MTV marriages (Jessica simpson & ELektra) are 0%

[Spicoli]

divorce proceedings on MTV. :gomer:

The success of MTV marriages (Jessica simpson & ELektra) are 0%

don;t forget the original MTV uber-skank Jenny McCarthy.

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Unknown/Jenny-Mccarthy-Pre-made-Frame-C12166130.jpeg

[vancouver]

Dont be too surprised if we see Jordan Bratman an Christina Agilera split

He is traditional Jewish and she acts like a.......... well, a whore

[Insomniac]

Dont be too surprised if we see Jordan Bratman an Christina Agilera split

He is traditional Jewish and she acts like a.......... well, a whore

:confused:

[dando]

And here I thought this thread was about Pammy Anderson marrying Kid Rock:

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-07-18-anderson-kid-rock_x.htm

:eek:

'Secret' sex video to be released in 3, 2, 1.... :gomer:

-Kevin

[Andrew Longman]

And here I thought this thread was about Pammy Anderson marrying Kid Rock:

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-07-18-anderson-kid-rock_x.htm

:eek:

'Secret' sex video to be released in 3, 2, 1.... :gomer:

-Kevin

Career barometer showing dropping pressure (Is Pam Anderson really 39 already? I guess Baywatch was a long time ago) . Urgent need for PR. I wonder if they share the same agent.

[Spicoli]

Career barometer showing dropping pressure (Is Pam Anderson really 39 already? I guess Baywatch was a long time ago) . Urgent need for PR. I wonder if they share the same agent.


****,l if she's 39, name one red-blooded, hetero male that would not, in fact, hit that like Buddy Rice with a Indy500 jug o milk!? :gomer:

[Ankf00]

*raises hand*

I can do w/o some Hep C, thanks :)

[TrueBrit]

*raises hand*

I can do w/o some Hep C, thanks :)

Ever heard of condoms.... :gomer:

[Ankf00]

condoms are for sailors :gomer:

[ferrarigod]

condoms are for sailors :gomer:

sailors that f*%k Pam Anderson . . . . . a.k.a. the entire british royal navy.

[RacinM3]

voted best current thread on OC.

[ferrarigod]

http://uploader.ws/upload/200607/pam_clap.jpg

[cameraman]

http://uploader.ws/upload/200607/pam_clap.jpg

Broken link

[Spicoli]

condoms are for people who actually have sex.

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sex011.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[dando]

^^^^ Gold!

:gomer: :thumbup: :laugh: :rofl:

-Kevin

[emjaya]

****,l if she's 39, name one red-blooded, hetero male that would not, in fact, hit that like Buddy Rice with a Indy500 jug o milk!? :gomer:

Would I have to kiss her because I've seen her holiday video. ;) :shakehead :D

[rabbit]

****,l if she's 39, name one red-blooded, hetero male that would not, in fact, hit that like Buddy Rice with a Indy500 jug o milk!? :gomer:
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/images/celebrity/pam_game004.jpg


[raises hand]

[racer2c]

That's funny rabbit. It reminds me of when I first got my HDTV and noticed how 90% of the actors have horrible complextions that they try to cover up with gobs of make-up. High-def sees all.

[racer2c]

Oh, and she's marrying Kid Rock who is about as relavent as Vanilla Ice. Pam has hit the wall in more ways than one. A D-list couple if there ever was one.

[dando]

Rabbit, :eek: Not when I'm drinking coffee, mang! :gomer:

And here I thought her re-inflated boobs were scary. :saywhat: :shakehead

-Kevin

[Spicoli]

Oh please. :shakehead

show me any 39 year old doesn't have a few lines.

Better yet, why don;t you post a pic of YOU, or your significant other who is 39, and let's compare.


:gomer:

[dando]

Better yet, why don;t you post a pic of YOU, or your significant other who is 39, and let's compare.


Difference is that neither I or my wife are pimping ourselves as major hotness.

That being said, I'd still hit it, and then come back for more. :)

-Kevin

[Spicoli]

Difference is that neither I or my wife are pimping ourselves as major hotness.

That being said, I'd still hit it, and then come back for more. :)

-Kevin

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/cool12.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[Ankf00]

Difference is that neither I or my wife are pimping ourselves as major hotness.

That being said, I'd still hit it, and then come back for more. :)

-Kevin
after seeing the selection in buckeye land, there's not much you guys wouldn't hit :p

[dando]

after seeing the selection in buckeye land, there's not much you guys wouldn't hit :p
You were more enamored by the ag farm near campus. I guess. :gomer: :p

Do you need me to send you that You Tube linky again? ;)

-Kevin

[rabbit]

Oh please. :shakehead

show me any 39 year old doesn't have a few lines.

Better yet, why don;t you post a pic of YOU, or your significant other who is 39, and let's compare.


:gomer:I never said 39-year-olds didn't have wrinkles. But I do know that my 30-year-old wife is waaaay better looking than that. So when you ask, "Who wouldn't hit it?," I ask, "When I can have filet mignon fresh off the grill at home, why would I go to a restaurant for a gristley filet mignon that somebody else chewed up and spit out?"

<---- Definitely would not hit it.

[Ankf00]

You were more enamored by the ag farm near campus. I guess. :gomer: :p

Do you need me to send you that You Tube linky again? ;)

-Kevin
I have never seen such a dearth of hot ass on campus, short of Syracuse during summer session, than around OSU last September. And anyone from here who visited will agree :p

[Dr. Corkski]

Those chumps need a lesson from K-Fed.

[dando]

I have never seen such a dearth of hot ass on campus, short of Syracuse during summer session, than around OSU last September. And anyone from here who visited will agree :p
Um, holmes...fall Q doesn't start here until the third Wed. of Sept. Most of the kids didn't have tix for the game. Plus, from what I recall, you were hanging out @ the gay bars anyway. :p :gomer:

-Kevin

[Ankf00]

Um, holmes...fall Q doesn't start here until the third Wed. of Sept. Most of the kids didn't have tix for the game. Plus, from what I recall, you were hanging out @ the gay bars anyway. :p :gomer:

-Kevin
seeing as 90% of them were bars you were at the same day... when'd you get into that lifestyle? :gomer:

and seriously, for a city of columbus' size, "fall q hasn't started yet" is one weak ass excuse :p

[rabbit]

If you want to see the best that Ohio has to offer in beautiful women, you have to get out of C-bus, Natti, and Cleveburg, and into the small towns, especially in NW Ohio. Minster, in Mercer County, has a pop. of less than 3,000 and there might be three ugly women in the whole town. They're all blonde-haired, blue-eyed good Catholic girls.

[dando]

seeing as 90% of them were bars you were at the same day... when'd you get into that lifestyle? :gomer:

and seriously, for a city of columbus' size, "fall q hasn't started yet" is one weak ass excuse :p
d00d, we were only @ the same bar for a bit on Fri, and while it's a fine establishment for sampling a good brew, it's not a destination for young uns. My point was that campus and the surrounding areas does not hop until school is in session. I'm sure you sampled a representative portion of Cbus. Of course, it could be that you and Jer scared off the talent. :p

Rabbit, while I respect the small town talent in Ohiya, do come spend some time in local burbs like UA and Dublin. Gives me pause to think about what I'll be dealing with in 10+ years. :eek:

-Kevin

[Ankf00]

d00d, we were only @ the same bar for a bit on Fri, and while it's a fine establishment for sampling a good brew, it's not a destination for young uns. and then Jer & I visited that joint you ran off to, except it was fulla hot Austin chicks and nary an Ohioan to be seen... and then there's the bars right up the road from arena district, brothers' or whatever, packed to the gills with shiny shirts Sat night, below average trim :p


Gives me pause to think about what I'll be dealing with in 10+ years. :eek:

-Kevin
You, good sir, are *ahem* f***ed.