FatBoy wants to kill people this weekend.

[Spicoli]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51087


"Indy is a great track with a lot of history, and I'd love to add to that history by running someone's car full-speed into the wall in the short-chutes after Turns 1 and 3, or spinning them down pit lane, or even bumping them into the infield, and killing them," Stewart told reporters shortly after arriving at Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

:shakehead

[TKGAngel]

Psst. Spicoli, check yer source.

[Accipiter]

Also from The Onion this morning:


Report: Meat Now America's No. 2 Condiment

Employees Still Have No Idea What's Going On After Attending Meeting

Ken Lay's Corpse Sentenced To Prison

Critics Accuse Joe Biden Of Running For President For Political Reasons

Boyfriend Not To Be Trusted With Netflix Queue

Illiterate Spirit Frustrates Ouija- Board Players

[Tony George]

Maybe gomers don't understand satire. :gomer:

[pchall]

Maybe gomers don't understand satire. :gomer:

Maybe that's why a lot of them think the IRL is real racing?

[High Sided]

Maybe gomers don't understand satire. :gomer:

and this coming fom tony george hisself?

[Spicoli]

:sting operation:

:gomer: 'd back at ya.

editors note: I was tryin to stir da pot.

[Wabbit]

"Employees Still Have No Idea What's Going On After Attending Meeting"

Sounds like the typical Microsoft meeting.

[G.]

:sting operation:

:gomer: 'd back at ya.

editors note: I was tryin to stir da pot.I thought maybe Marksie gave you that link as payback. :gomer:

[meadors]

Speaking of race related topics :gomer:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51088

[Accipiter]

Or how about:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51090

[skaven]

Also from The Onion this morning:

Boyfriend Not To Be Trusted With Netflix Queue

:cry:

After LeMans two weekends ago... that's me.

[Ankf00]

:cry:

After LeMans two weekends ago... that's me.
well, we already knew who wore the pants in that house :p

[Spicoli]

:gomer:
well, we already knew who wore the pants in that house :p

She sure didn;t stop you from the FUBAR you did in the kitchen. :gomer:

[Accipiter]

:cry:

After LeMans two weekends ago... that's me.


Jeez, buy it already. :laugh:

[Gangrel]

Report: Meat Now America's No. 2 Condiment

See? Proof that attendance at Indy is falling! :rofl:

[Don Quixote]

:cry:

After LeMans two weekends ago... that's me.
If she ever lets you pick again, might I suggest Bullitt. ;)

[skaven]

If she ever lets you pick again, might I suggest Bullitt. ;)

:laugh:

After Anchor Man and LeMans (both recommended from this site), I've gotta pass on OC recommendations (even though it reads like a good movie from imdb.com - site referred by Devilmaster).

I'll just bide my time and let her queue run for a while - next up Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic and Battle Royal where a 9th grade Japanese class is transported to a desert island and forced to fight each other to the death... :saywhat:

My next lobbying efforts will be for Arrested Development: Season 3 which comes out this month. :thumbup:

[devilmaster]

After Anchor Man and LeMans (both recommended from this site), I've gotta pass on OC recommendations (even though it reads like a good movie from imdb.com - site referred by Devilmaster).

How did -I- get involved in this?!? ;)


I'll just bide my time and let her queue run for a while - next up Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic

Mmmmm.... Sarah. Dude, this is a good thing, trust me. ANY movie that has Sarah is a good one. :thumbup:

[skaven]

Mmmmm.... Sarah. Dude, this is a good thing, trust me. ANY movie that has Sarah is a good one. :thumbup:

I've only seen her in Aristocrats... she told this great joke. :laugh:

[nrc]

Maybe next April we'll add a NASCAR forum where you can post this stuff. :p

[Warlock!]

^^ :D ^^

[pchall]

A flick with a car in the title almost any woman will enjoy:

The Solid Gold Cadillac (1956) starring Judy Holliday.

A flick without a car in the title that a guy will love and a girl will roll her eyes at:

The Reivers (1969) starring Steve McQueen. It's got a car, desire, coming of age, and losing your virginity in a whorehouse as major themes! PS. It's also based on a novel by William Faulkner, so "it's a classic" could be your excuse. ;)

PPS: wonder about the word "reivers"? You ought to know about Jim Clark and the Border Reivers, who pillaged English sportscar racing in the late 1950s. They were rebellious lowland Scots landowners who went south and took what they wanted.

[Spicoli]

Maybe next April we'll add a NASCAR forum where you can post this stuff. :p

What about a classic rock forum?

[Don Quixote]

What about a classic rock forum?
Today's topics will be Tangerine from Led Zep III and Cross-Eyed Mary from Aqualung. :gomer:

[devilmaster]

Who would be a poor man a beggar man a thief

[dando]

Maybe next April we'll add a NASCAR forum where you can post this stuff. :p
Can we have a Legends forum instead for SOG, Ank and 2C to post to each other another bazillion times? ;)

<checks post count>

:D

-Kevin

[skaven]

How 'bout an Off Tangent forum? :gomer:



I nominate the Brothers Hildebrandt as the worst Tolkien artists ever. :flame:



How about a Mix Tape forum?

Wedding Mix II - for real from my wedding last month :)

01 - The Flaming Lips – Fight Test
02 - The New Pornographers – Streets Of Fire
03 - The Stratford 4 - Rebecca
04 - Ryan Adams – Gonna’ Make You Love Me
05 - Neil Young – Comes A Time
06 - Black Sabbath – Laguna Sunrise
07 - Led Zeppelin – Down By The Seaside
08 - Grateful Dead – Sugar Magnolia
09 - Desert Sessions – I Wanna Make It Wit Chu
10 - Modest Mouse – Talking **** About A Pretty Sunset
11 - British Sea Power - Blackout
12 - Of Montreal – The Party’s Crashing Us
13 - …. And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead – All White
14- Belle & Sebastian – Like Dylan In The Movies
15 - Talking Heads – Mr. Jones
16 - The Flaming Lips – Do You Realize??
17 - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds – Straight To You
18 - The New Pornographers – The Bleeding Heart Show

McClusky Does Crestone

01 - The Hives - Hate To Say I Told You So
02 - Gluecifer - Burning White
03 - NoFX - Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo
04 - The Misfits - 20 Eyes
05 - Noise Addict - Poison 1080
06 - Butthole Surfers - TP Parter
07 - Sebadoh - New Worship II
08 - Sebadoh - God Told Me
09 - Polvo - In This Life
10 - The Flaming Lips - It's Summertime
11 - The New Pornographers - It's Only Divine Right
12 - Sebadoh - Not Too Amused
13 - Polvo - Every Holy Shroud
14 - Ryan Adams - Firecracker
15 - Clap Your Hands Say Yeah - Heavy Metal
16 - The Hold Steady - Your Little Hoodrat Friend
17 - Fu Manchu - Urethane
18 - Fu Manchu - Trackside Hoax
19 - Bright Eyes - Crestone Gang Rises To The Occasion

Bataan Death Slideshow

01 Broken Social Scene - Almost Crimes
02 The New Pornographers - The Jessica Numbers
03 Broken Social Scene - 7/4 (Shoreline)
04 Neil Young - Walk On
05 Silkworm - Killing My Ass
06 Go - Keep On Trash
07 Snow Patrol - Starfighter Pilot
08 Clap Your Hands Say Yeah - Upon This Tidal Wave Of Young Blood
09 Wire - Champs
10 The Hold Steady - Most People Are DJ's
11 M. Ward - Helicopter
12 The Dismemberment Plan - Following Through
13 Bad Brains - Banned In D.C.
14 Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Nobody's Baby Now
15 Ryan Adams - Sweet Illusions
16 Of Montreal - Requiem For O.M.M.2
17 Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks - Dark Wave
18 Ween - Falling Out
19 Broken Social Scene - It's All Gonna Break

Or, simply, how about a forum about what we can do to avoid working??? :p

[Spicoli]

good tuneage, Mr. Andy. :thumbup: :)

____
[back on topic}

how about a sex forum?

with polls.

[/blogger

[Turbodog]

good tuneage, Mr. Andy. :thumbup: :)

____
[back on topic}

how about a sex forum?

with polls.

[/blogger


:rofl:

[Insomniac]

:rofl:

[race chica]

Report: Meat Now America's No. 2 Condiment

See? Proof that attendance at Indy is falling! :rofl:

And the latest meat condiments are pictured below

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Meat-Now-Jump-Chart-R.jpg

[Accipiter]

Another on-topic Onion article:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51315

Look who's in the upper right of the photo. :laugh:

[Turbodog]

And the latest meat condiments are pictured below

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Meat-Now-Jump-Chart-R.jpg

whats that word under beef wiz.... and i cant read the catchup label :saywhat:

[race chica]

whats that word under beef wiz.... and i cant read the catchup label :saywhat:

catschup is just the catschup. The word until beef wiz is "sirloin"