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Ankf00
08-01-06, 02:47 PM
http://www.newsnet5.com/news/9601292/detail.html


WESTLAKE, Ohio -- A waitress who asked a woman to show proof of age upon ordering a drink was shown her own license, police said...

...Last week, the waitress was working at the Moosehead Saloon when the stolen license was produced, officers said.

As the waitress called Westlake police, the woman apparently got suspicious and took off , according to police. She was identified by a friend as Maria Bergan, 23.
Stu
08-01-06, 03:18 PM
http://www.newsnet5.com/news/9601292/detail.html

thats awesome. what an idiot. she must be from the east side.

but what the heck are you doing reading a cleveland tv network's website?
Sean O'Gorman
08-01-06, 03:33 PM
It is on msn.com.
dando
08-01-06, 03:34 PM
It is on msn.com.
And CNN.com...prolly soon to be on Fark and other such sites.

-Kevin
Ankf00
08-01-06, 03:52 PM
thats awesome. what an idiot. she must be from the east side.

but what the heck are you doing reading a cleveland tv network's website?

it was on hornfans, apparently some poor sap thought it'd be a stroke of genius to leave Austin for Cleveburg :gomer:
dando
08-01-06, 03:54 PM
it was on hornfans, apparently some poor sap thought it'd be a stroke of genius to leave Austin for Cleveburg :gomer:
An obvious upgrade. Our lake is bigger. :p

-Kevin
Ankf00
08-01-06, 03:55 PM
and flammable to boot! :gomer:

http://www.waterqualityforum.org/asp/images/Cuyahoga1.jpg
dando
08-01-06, 03:59 PM
and flammable to boot! :gomer:

http://www.waterqualityforum.org/asp/images/Cuyahoga1.jpg
Nah. That's just the river. ;)

-Kevin
devilmaster
08-01-06, 05:58 PM
There's a red moon rising....
TKGAngel
08-01-06, 07:20 PM
...on the Cuyahoga River.
Rob
08-02-06, 12:59 AM
So izzat the mugshot or the driver's license photo? :gomer:
Dr. Corkski
08-02-06, 12:54 PM
Now the real question is, did she run because she had been figured out, or was it because she was on a date with O'Gorman?
Stu
08-02-06, 09:09 PM
you assume Ogorman got a date?
Sean O'Gorman
08-02-06, 09:57 PM
Hey, I was on a date in Westlake two weeks ago.

I guess its easy for Cork to make jokes when he covers up his personal life like he covers up what drivers and teams he likes.

I'll give you a hint on Champ Car: prior to last year, Cork's favorite driver had as many wins in Lights/Atlantics/IRL/Champ Car as Danica. :gomer:
G.
08-03-06, 12:49 PM
I guess its easy for Cork to make jokes when he covers up his personal life like he covers up what drivers and teams he likes.

Never seen a positive post from him on ANY driver or team. :confused:
Ed_Severson
08-03-06, 01:40 PM
He's the founding member of the Servia Fanboy Club. :rofl: :thumbup:
Dr. Corkski
08-03-06, 01:55 PM
Hey, I was on a date in Westlake two weeks ago.

I guess its easy for Cork to make jokes when he covers up his personal life like he covers up what drivers and teams he likes.

I'll give you a hint on Champ Car: prior to last year, Cork's favorite driver had as many wins in Lights/Atlantics/IRL/Champ Car as Danica. :gomer:http://www.livejournal.com
Sean O'Gorman
08-03-06, 06:07 PM
I thought you preferred xanga? :gomer: :gomer:
Dr. Corkski
08-04-06, 11:24 AM
xanga didn't have the "cut yourself" option. :gomer: :gomer: :gomer: