Paris

[dando]

That's probably how she got out of the cell...

~2am no less. :irked:

-Kevin

[rabbit]

http://www.drudgereport.com/phc.jpg

[Ankf00]

Usually hate to laugh at someone's misery, if they're not a gomer, but, :rofl:

http://images.chron.com/photos/2007/06/08/6598640/311xInlineGallery.jpg


LOS ANGELES — Paris Hilton was escorted from a courtroom screaming and crying today after a judge sent her back to jail to serve out her entire 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case.

"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.


:rofl:

[Insomniac]

Back to jail!

[Gnam]

The only way this gets better is if the judge makes her join the army. :D

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5500/privatebenjaminrc3.jpg


I am surprised she didn't run after they let her out.

[dando]

No soup for you! :laugh:

-Kevin

[Don Quixote]

This is obviously the first time anyone has told her "no". :laugh:

[TKGAngel]

I'm not sure which is amusing me more: Paris's situation, Isaiah Washington getting booted from Grey's Anatomy, or the NASCAR fans' outrage over Kurt Busch not getting suspended for almost killing Tony Stewart's crewman in a fit of anger.

[devilmaster]

I'm not sure which is amusing me more: Paris's situation, Isaiah Washington getting booted from Grey's Anatomy, or the NASCAR fans' outrage over Kurt Busch not getting suspended for almost killing Tony Stewart's crewman in a fit of anger.

Hmm that is a tough one, but i guess i'll choo

Hey look a bird! here birdie birdie birdie



;)

[indyfan31]

Hate the game, not the players indyfan31.

Sorry Spic, but the playas corrupt the game, they made it what it is.

OTOH, after reviewing the play, I now see it was the Sherriff that let her go ... without permission of the DA or the Court.

[cameraman]

She's gonna do something really stupid and get her sentence extended.........maybe a run for the border? She's got three weeks to *&^% it up.

Ding ding ding

We have a winner.

That little stunt got her 21 day stay lengthened to the full 45.

For all you law students out there.
Rule number one:

DO NOT PISS OFF THE JUDGE

[greenie]

Ding ding ding

We have a winner.

That little stunt got her 21 day stay lengthened to the full 45.

For all you law students out there.
Rule number one:

DO NOT PISS OFF THE JUDGE



Next time you are in jail and the sheriff (who in LA is a blithering idiot) decides to let you out hotshot, call me when you refuse and opt to stay there! :gomer:

Her sentence isn't going to be extended, she just got a day off, and good for her. Get your facts straight.

[cameraman]

The defendant is remanded to county jail to serve the remainder of her 45-day sentence It is not at all clear whether she will serve all 45 days or the 23 day reduced sentence. It seems that the city attorney isn't sure himself.

[greenie]

It is not at all clear whether she will serve all 45 days or the 23 day reduced sentence. It seems that the city attorney isn't sure himself.

Then why did you say above: "That little stunt got her 21 day stay lengthened to the full 45."

Explain that for us law students out there. :gomer: x bar exam

[greenie]

DO NOT PISS OFF THE JUDGE

and p.s. - this is great advice! :cool: :D

[Methanolandbrats]

Her mistake was doing the sheriff instead of the judge :)

[Spicoli]

:D This thread makes my day. :thumbup:


judge + Paris + crying + Utards = :rofl:

[Kahauna Dreamer]

FREE PARIS!!!

[eiregosod]

I wonder if that weirdo , who let those doves when Michael Jackson got off , be protestin' to get paris out of the slammer.

[opinionated ow]

question of the day:
was paris let out for having an STD nobody wanted to treat?

[SurfaceUnits]

Maybe Paris will move to France like that former LOST chic:


Actress who plays Ana Lucia figures time in the clink is better than community service.

Michelle Rodriguez is going to the big house.

Michelle Rodriguez, who plays the tough-talking ex-cop Ana Lucia in the hit TV show Lost, has chosen a $162 fine and five-day stint in Hawaiian jail over 240 hours of community service.

The punishment stems from a December 2005 incident in which Rodriguez and fellow Lost star Cynthia Watros were cited for drunk driving by Hawaiian police. The two had been bar-hopping and were pulled over in separate incidents just minutes apart.


Michelle Rodriguez is a free woman after serving just hours of her 60-day jail sentence for violating probation terms after her Hawaiian arrest for drunk-driving.

The "Lost" star checked herself into jail in Los Angeles last Thursday but was out by the weekend, according to entertainment news Web site TMZ.com.

Insiders claim the actress spent just four hours and 27 minutes behind bars -- a byproduct of overcrowding and budget problems.

A spokesman for the Los Angeles city attorney's office insists Rodriguez was released as part of a book and release program, typical for non-violent offenders with sentences of less than 90 days.


Rodriguez Plans to Quit U.S. For France

"Lost" alum Michelle Rodriguez is so sick of jail time in America, she's planning to move to France.

The actress started a 60-day sentence in a Los Angeles jail Thursday for a drunk driving-related probation violation.

The latest sentence comes less than a month after she served five days for driving drunk in Hawaii, and Rodriguez isn't planning to hang around upon her release later this summer.

She says, "I'm moving to France. ... People don't bother you there. I do what I got to do and then I leave the country and never come back."

[Insomniac]

Then why did you say above: "That little stunt got her 21 day stay lengthened to the full 45."

Explain that for us law students out there. :gomer: x bar exam

I think he was repeating what he heard. News reports are saying she was ordered to serve the entire 45 days instead of the 23 days. I had always assumed the 23 day number was with the assumption of good behavior (1 day off your sentence for every good day) but saw it reported that you get 1 day off for every 4 good days so that may or may not be right. But what constitutes good behavior? Certainly doesn't sound like she was behaving well.

[Jag_Warrior]

FREE PARIS!!!


And Huey!


And Dewey and Louie too!!!

[Spicoli]

PARTY'S OVER BABY:thumdown:


Paris Hilton’s 'embarrassed' grandfather cuts off her $51m inheritance

Posted on Monday, July 30, 2007 (EST)

It seems that Paris Hilton’s notorious lifestyle and bizarre antics have cost her the $51m (25 million pound) fortune her grandfather had set aside for her.


London, July 30 (ANI): It seems that Paris Hilton’s notorious lifestyle and bizarre antics have cost her the $51m (25 million pound) fortune her grandfather had set aside for her.

Appalled by her wild behavior, Paris’ grandfather and head of the Hilton clan, Baron Hilton, has cut off her $51m (25 million pound) inheritance.

Hilton senior, the only member of the family left with a substantial stake in the huge hotel chain, has declared that he intends to donate to charity the $2 billion (1 billion pounds) he will get from this month's sale of the company to private equity firm Blackstone.

The 79-year-old patriarch is said to have told his family that he is cutting off Paris’ share.

He has also said that his other 11 grandchildren will also not benefit from the windfall, and instead, is determined to continue the family tradition for philanthropy.

"He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris. He doesn't want to leave unearned wealth to his family,” the Daily Mail quoted Jerry Oppenheimer, the author of House Of Hilton, as saying.

Baron’s decision has come after a series of embarrassing situations his grand daughter has created for him. These range from her non-stop rounds of partying, to her penchant for shedding her clothes and to her passionate performance in a home sex video leaked on to the internet.

The final blow for Baron was Paris’ 23 day jail sentence in the Century Regional Detention Centre in Lynwood, California, in June after she was caught driving her Bentley on Sunset Boulevard while prohibited following a drink-drive conviction. (ANI)


:cry:

[Methanolandbrats]

Damn, quite the cash flow problem :laugh:

[emjaya]

With Paris receiving a easy million for coming to a party and being seen, I'm not sure it's going to be that big a deal to her. :\

[Methanolandbrats]

With Paris receiving a easy million for coming to a party and being seen, I'm not sure it's going to be that big a deal to her. :\
Well, f'n excuse me.............I don't watch E, so I'm not up on the news :D

[SteveH]

There's always the IRL. Team Vision needs a hot babe driver. Talent not required.

[nrc]

With Paris receiving a easy million for coming to a party and being seen, I'm not sure it's going to be that big a deal to her. :\

How long will that continue if she's just a rich skank instead of a filthy rich skank?

[Gnam]

He has also said that his other 11 grandchildren will also not benefit from the windfall, and instead, is determined to continue the family tradition for philanthropy.

"He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris. He doesn't want to leave unearned wealth to his family,”

I was gonna say it was sad that it only took two generations for common sense and shame to be bred out of the Hilton family. Then someone pointed out her grandfather disputed his father's will which left his fortune to the Catholic Church. :D

Rich people be crazy. :rolleyes:

[Winston Wolfe]

Rich people be crazy. :rolleyes:

True Dat !!!

which begs the question "Is it better to have been rich and lost everything, or never to have been rich in the 1st place?":shakehead

Paris is gonna have to do a lot more pr0n to earn back dat $51mil.....:yuck:

[JLMannin]

I wonder if the other 10 grandkids have scratched Paris off their Christmas cards list?

[Methanolandbrats]

Paris is gonna have to do a lot more pr0n to earn back dat $51mil.....:yuck: She's not even have mid-packer talent.........she'll probably be a ride buyer :gomer:

[Insomniac]

She's not even have mid-packer talent.........she'll probably be a ride buyer :gomer:

And spinner26 probably thinks she'd be better than Katherine Legge. :D

[Warlock!]

Paris is gonna have to do a lot more pr0n to earn back dat $51mil.....:yuck:
Dude, even I passed on the Paris Hilton video... and I'll bop the one-eyed clown to a Sears undergarment catalog.

[dando]

Bummer.


Sydney's Daily Telegraph newspaper reported that Barron Hilton, the last remaining Hilton with a large share in the hotel chain, was so humiliated by Paris' wild ways and drunk-driving charge that he cut her inheritance by $60 million. However, Barron believes he has been misrepresented.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,291395,00.html

:saywhat:

-Kevin

[Don Quixote]

Looks like grandpa's little princess will have party money forever.

[KLang]

However, Barron believes he has been misrepresented

Is Robin Miller doing celebrity news now? :D

[coolhand]

turns out it is not true

[Spicoli]

Dude, even I passed on the Paris Hilton video... and I'll bop the one-eyed clown to a Sears undergarment catalog.


:D I do not doubt that.

and that is a compliment. :thumbup:

[Spicoli]

Latest gossip: Kasey Kahne and Paris Hilton?
The New York Daily News is reporting gossip connecting NASCAR driver Kasey Kahne and ultra-celebrity Paris Hilton.

The Daily News reports that Kahne was out at Les Duex in Hollywood Wednesday night when he bumped into Hilton, who recently ended a brief and highly publicized jail term.

"The two of them chatted for a while," a source told the Daily News, "and before they parted ways for the night, she leaned in and whispered ‘God, you're cute' and kissed him!"




Uh-oh. :D

[greenie]

In other news, Kenny Wallace is in his RV right now kicking his dog.

[chop456]

In other news, Kenny Wallace is in his RV right now kicking his dog.

:laugh:

I hadn't seen that commercial until Sunday. At first, I thought the modeling agency must be having a scratch and dent sale.

[TKGAngel]

In other news, Kenny Wallace is in his RV right now kicking his dog.

First time I read your post, I thought it said 'licking his dog' and got very confused. :saywhat:

Kasey Kahne's going to need a flea dip if he keeps sniffing around Paris.

[TRANSAM]

Is there anyone that she doesn't think is cute?

[Methanolandbrats]

First time I read your post, I thought it said 'licking his dog' and got very confused. :saywhat:

Seen his wife?

[Spicoli]

Is there anyone that she doesn't think is cute?

Well, there's 0'Gorman.:p

[Sean O'Gorman]

I thought Kahne was more into the cougars? :confused:

[TKGAngel]

I thought Kahne was more into the cougars? :confused:

The last rumor I heard was that he was dating Scott Dixon's ex-gf/fiance.

[TrueBrit]

Dude, even I passed on the Paris Hilton video... and I'll bop the one-eyed clown to a Sears undergarment catalog.

You too eh? Old habits die hard I guess....:D

[opinionated ow]

from what i have seen of kasey kahne, he is too smart to hook up with gay paree

[Spicoli]

oh dear. :D

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20152366/


Did Paris Hilton get a rash from jail sheets?



Paris Hilton may have developed a rash in jail from sheets like “sandpaper,” her mother Kathy Hilton revealed to People.

In a recent interview with the publication, the senior Hilton blonde said she welcomed her daughter home with a redecorated, super-soft room.

[oddlycalm]

a redecorated, super-soft room To go with her super soft between the ears head perhaps....?

oc

[Mr. Toad]

"super-soft room" would that be another name for a padded cell?

[Jag_Warrior]

Raise your hand if you believe Paris Hilton likely has a rash... or ten? :thumbup:

Now, raise your hand if you believe Paris Hilton (really) got a rash from sheets in the jail house? :\

Unless there was a "bull" on the cell block named "Sheets", I don't think I'm buyin' Mama Kathy's tale (though I suspect her tail has been bought at some point in the past).

[Insomniac]

Raise your hand if you believe Paris Hilton likely has a rash... or ten? :thumbup:

Now, raise your hand if you believe Paris Hilton (really) got a rash from sheets in the jail house? :\

Unless there was a "bull" on the cell block named "Sheets", I don't think I'm buyin' Mama Kathy's tale (though I suspect her tail has been bought at some point in the past).

You just don't know the importance of 2 billion thread count Egyptian cotton sheets!

[Spicoli]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss&mode=related&search=

:tony:

[Spicoli]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APCe7WuAWhw&NR=1

[Spicoli]

Paris Hilton picks up pizza boy

:laugh:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4213010a5620.html


"He's quite a shy, laid-back kind of guy. Paris will probably eat him alive."

Vaggo's mum Cecilia told the Sun: "I always knew he'd do something extraordinary with his life."

[opinionated ow]

letterman lays it thick on paris:
koH0sDec2-k

[Spicoli]

I'd still hit it. :thumbup:

[G.]

I'd still hit it. :thumbup:me too.

http://www.desisworldwide.com/images/condoms-too-big.jpg

[cameraman]

Might I recommend this:

http://homepage.mac.com/datkinso/.Pictures/Azithromycin.png

taken at the same time as this:

http://homepage.mac.com/datkinso/.Pictures/Ceftriaxone.png


Azithromycin & Ceftriaxone on the off chance that you are wondering.

[Andrew Longman]

letterman lays it thick on paris:
koH0sDec2-k

Ouch. That was painful.

I think she'd prefer another stretch in prison over that Letterman appearance

[opinionated ow]

Ouch. That was painful.

I think she'd prefer another stretch in prison over that Letterman appearance

i thought it must have been a look alike at first.

[Andrew Longman]

i thought it must have been a look alike at first.

Frank Caliendo is not THAT good.

[opinionated ow]

I'd still hit it. :thumbup:


me too.

http://www.desisworldwide.com/images/condoms-too-big.jpg

no way i would be comfortable going in there where every other man has been before :yuck: :yuck:


shes not hot anyway.

[Insomniac]

Barron Hilton, 80, whose father Conrad founded the Hilton Hotel chain in 1919, will donate most of his fortune to the Conrad N Hilton Foundation. Only three per cent - $69 million - will be left to his heirs.

He has eight children and 23 grandchildren.

Paris, who had stood to inherit an estimated $100 million, will now receive about $5 million after tax.

I'm not quite sure how a grandchild ends up with over 10%, but whatever.

Don't cry for Paris though:


Paris had no immediate comment. According to Forbes magazine, the socialite earned $6.5 million last year.

Is there a better example of how the rich get richer? Someone who would probably be a Darwin Award candidate if she had no money made $6.5M last year.

[Ankf00]

she's got the aids