Paris

[Spicoli]

:rofl:



LONDON, England (AP) -- Paris Hilton says she is sick of boyfriends and is celibate.

The 25-year-old who gained international fame when a former boyfriend posted a videotape of the couple having sex on the Internet denied leading a promiscuous lifestyle in an interview with the British edition of GQ magazine.

"I'm not having sex for a year. ... I'll kiss, but nothing else," says Hilton, who told the magazine she has had sex with only two men during her lifetime.

Of the videotape with Rick Solomon that became one of the most searched-for items on the Internet in 2003, she said: "I never received a dime from it. It's just dirty money and he should give it all to some charity for the sexually abused or something."

The Hilton Hotels heir and uber-socialite told the magazine she is "very shy" and relates to the late Princess Diana, who was hounded by photographers.

"I've been in cars trying to get away from speeding paparazzi before and it's horrible, so I can relate to Diana and the problems she had," Hilton is quoted as saying.

During the interview, Hilton also displayed some political illiteracy.

When asked about British Prime Minister Tony Blair, her response was: "Who? ... Oh, yeah, he's like your president. I don't know what he looks like."

Hilton also told the magazine she collects $500,000 in fees just to show up at parties and other events from Las Vegas to Tokyo. Her best-paying gig, she said, was a recent Austrian appearance.

"I had to say 'hi' and tell them why I loved Austria so much," she is quoted as saying.

And why does she like Austria? "Because they pay me $1 million to wave at crowds!"



:rofl:

Yeah, right. :D

[Gangrel]

That bimbo should never be allowed to utter the words "Princess" and "Diana" in the same sentence...

:shakehead

[Fio1]

Paris Hilton has slept with more two guys. Please. :rolleyes:

[TRANSAM]

So you are worth over $100 million and you don't pay the rent on your storage locker and someone ends up with all your personal stuff.

You have to be a special kind of stupid.

[nrc]

The good news is that although it costs a lot for her to show up at your party, she'll stay away for free. :thumbup:

[FTG]

Paris Hilton has slept with more than two guys.

I think she meant that she's never slept with more than two guys at the same time.

[dando]

I'm a big fan.

NOT.

Go away biotch. :flame:

-Kevin

[Insomniac]

This must be why there are estate taxes. :)

[Spicoli]

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PEOPLE_HILTON?SITE=ININS&SECTION=ENTERTAINMENT




LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Paris Hilton got no love this week from her pet kinkajou Baby Luv - in fact, the racoon-like animal bit her. The heiress was not badly hurt but did visit a hospital emergency room to receive a tetanus shot, her publicist, Elliot Mintz, told The Associated Press on Friday.

Hilton was frolicking with her exotic pet early Tuesday morning "the way some people play with their cats and dogs" when the animal became excited, Mintz said.

[chop456]

She needs a pet Crocodile.

[Sean O'Gorman]

http://www-scf.usc.edu/~kamarudd/butters.gif

[WickerBill]

This must be why there are estate taxes. :)

Well played, Insomniac.

[TrueBrit]

Well played, Insomniac.
:rofl: :thumbup:

[Insomniac]

Well played, Insomniac.

Thank you. :)

[Spicoli]

LOS ANGELES -- Paris Hilton was arrested early today for investigation of driving under the influence, police said.


Hilton was arrested shortly before 12:30 a.m. after being pulled over in Hollywood, said police Officer I. Isabella, who declined to give his first name.
Police stopped Hilton because she was "driving erratically," he said.
"The officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms of intoxication. A field sobriety test was conducted at scene, and the officers determined she was driving under the influence," Isabella said, reading a police statement.
Hilton was booked on suspicion of misdemeanor DUI and released, he said

:thumbup:

[racer2c]

I don't understand rich people. If I had Hilton money the only time I would drive would be during F1 Grands Prix. ;)

[Cam]

I don't understand rich people. If I had Hilton money the only time I would drive would be during F1 Grands Prix. ;)

Driver! *hic* Next bar! *hic* *slurp* :D

[Insomniac]

I don't understand rich people. If I had Hilton money the only time I would drive would be during F1 Grands Prix. ;)

She's rich and likes to drive one of these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercedes-Benz_SLR_McLaren

You wouldn't enjoy that? :)

[racer2c]

She's rich and likes to drive one of these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercedes-Benz_SLR_McLaren

You wouldn't enjoy that? :)

Yes. Yes I would. On second thought, if I had her money I would have slipped the dude a $1000 and one of my new CD's. :)

[Spicoli]

Yes. Yes I would. On second thought, if I had her money I would have slipped the dude a $1000 and one of my new CD's. :)

A Bj woulda been quicker and left no evidence. prolly.

[Joelski]

A Bj woulda been quicker and left no evidence. prolly.


She gave that up :rolleyes: so she has to drink.... booze instead!

[Spicoli]

^^ how soon I forget in my old age.:cry:

[Indy]

"I've only had two drinks in my whole life, Occifer..."

[B3RACER1a]

No ocifer...I dont have any blood in my alcohol.

[racermike]

Patiently waitining for photo to show up on thesmokinggun.com

[racer2c]

She sould have gotten out of the car like that one time where...:)

[coolhand]

There is no reason for this happen to wealthy people. Hire a car and driver when you party. She could afford a limo or make the club pay for one.

[Spicoli]

Buddy Rice would hit that.

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/parishilton/paris_hilton_16.jpg

:cool:

[Spicoli]

Hilton: Hurt by events 'blown out of proportion'


http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/08/paris.hilton.ap/index.html

*includes video* quite nice.:rofl:

[chop456]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/08/paris.hilton.ap/index.html

*includes video* quite nice.:rofl:

If that's the one with her publicist, I'd like to slap his stupid face on principle alone. How any self-respecting older male could take a job like that is beyond me. Presumably, he could be paid just as much working for someone who actually has talent and is famous for something other than ******* ****. (And not even doing a good job of it :D ).

[TKGAngel]

If that's the one with her publicist, I'd like to slap his stupid face on principle alone. How any self-respecting older male could take a job like that is beyond me.

There was an article in the NY Times about her publicist, err babysitter. Kind of creepy that he's an older gentleman going to the clubs with this younger lady and her friends.

[racer2c]

There was an article in the NY Times about her publicist, err babysitter. Kind of creepy that he's an older gentleman going to the clubs with this younger lady and her friends.

Where do I apply? Is 38 too old?:tony:

[grungex]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/08/paris.hilton.ap/index.html

*includes video* quite nice.:rofl:


"Everything I do is blown out of proportion and it really hurts my feelings," said Hilton, who called the incident "nothing."

Awww, poor thing....:shakehead

[Opposite Lock]

"Everyone I do is blown out of proportion and it really hurts my fillings," said Hilton, who called the incident "hot."


:irked:

[TKGAngel]

Where do I apply? Is 38 too old?:tony:

Well, considering this guy's in his 60s, I would say not. :tony:

[Robstar]

something other than ******* ****. (And not even doing a good job of it :D ).

LOLZ... so true... :laugh:

[Spicoli]

http://gossip.elliottback.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/banksy-hilton-06.jpg

[Spicoli]

http://thebosh.com/archives/2007/04/paris_hilton_hilton_tries_on_swimsuits_without_pan ties_upsets_sales_staff.php


Paris Hilton Hilton Tries on Swimsuits without Panties, Upsets Sales Staff


:laugh:


Panty hater, Paris Hilton was stunned when a salesgirl at Fred Segal boutique approached after she'd tried on two bikinis worth about $300 each and said: "I'm sorry, but you've got to buy these because you aren't wearing underwear."
Paris, snapped: "I'm not buying these suits - they don't even fit!"

Sales person insisted, but Hilton tossed the sexy swimwear reports National Enquirer.

[Wheel-Nut]

The sales girl could get double retail for the suits on Ebay!

[TrueBrit]

The sales girl could get double retail for the suits on Ebay!

Yuck!:yuck:

[indyfan31]

Yuck!:yuck:

Let me guess ..... too "angular"? :rofl:

[eiregosod]

the voodoo butter underwear

[Spicoli]

Paris goes to JAIL. :gomer:


LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in county jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress's famous high life.

Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail by June 5.

She will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.

The judge, saying "there's no doubt she knew her license had been suspended," ruled that she was in violation of the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

"I'm very sorry, and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry, and I did not do it on purpose at all," she told the judge before he announced the sentence.

She was then ordered to report to a women's jail in suburban Lynwood by the set date or face 90 days behind bars. The judge's ruling excluded her from paying to serve time in a jail of her choice, as some violators are allowed to do.

As a city prosecutor said during closing arguments that Hilton deserved jail time, Hilton's mother, Kathy, laughed. When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton then blurted out: "May I have your autograph?"

Paris Hilton was among a series of witnesses who took the stand during the hearing. She testified she believed her license was initially suspended for 30 days and that she was allowed to drive for work purposes during the next 90 days. (Watch why Hilton thought it was OK to be driving )

She said that when an officer who stopped her in January made her sign a document stating her license was suspended, she thought he was mistaken and did not actually look at the document.

Also called to the stand was Hilton's spokesman, Elliot Mintz. Hilton and her attorneys characterized Mintz as a liaison between Hilton and her lawyers.

Mintz testified that to his knowledge Hilton did not drive during the 30-day period. He said he then advised her that he believed her license was no longer suspended.

The judge called Mintz's testimony worthless and expressed disbelief at Hilton's excuse.

"I can't believe that either attorney did not tell her that the suspension had been upheld," the judge said. "She wanted to disregard everything that was said and continue to drive no matter what."

Hilton looked forward and didn't speak to news media as she left court with her mother.

When a reporter asked what she thought of the judge's decision, a visibly angry Kathy Hilton responded: "What do you think? This is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayer money with all this nonsense. This is a joke."

Defense attorney Howard Weitzman said he would appeal.

"I'm shocked, I'm surprised and really disheartened in the system that I've worked in for close to 40 years," Weitzman said.

He said the sentence was "uncalled for, inappropriate and bordered on the ludicrous."

"I think she's singled out because of who she is," Weitzman said.

Hilton had arrived at the Metropolitan Courthouse 10 minutes late and ignored screams of photographers as she swept in with her attorneys, mother and father, Rick Hilton.

The celebrity case brought an unusual scene to the austere courthouse south of downtown in a commercial area. As if at a red carpet event, dozens of photographers and reporters lined up at the rear entrance. Yellow police tape substituted for velvet ropesm

:rofl:

[opinionated ow]

do you think she might learn a thing or two in gaol? i doubt it, but I bet she learns not to drop the soap:D

[G.]

do you think she might learn a thing or two in gaol? i doubt it, but I bet she learns not to drop the soap:D


Like other high-profile Los Angeles County inmates —
O.J. Simpson,
Robert Blake, Robert Mitchum, Sirhan Sirhan and Charles Manson — Hilton will be segregated from the general population for her own safety, living in a one- or two-person cell.

linkypoo (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070505/ap_en_tv/paris_hilton_jail;_ylt=AhZnddg_TMtIzddvunQUwP5xFb8 C)

[Spicoli]

http://f1.gpupdate.net/en/news/2007/04/27/paris_hilton_to_join_spyker_f1_/



Indeed no one less than glamour girl Paris Hilton might join the Spyker Formula 1 team in Monaco at the end of May. The American is sponsored by the, as they say, 'sparkling fresh ice-cold drink' Rich Prosecco, a product by Austrian millionaire Gunther Aloys who might join Spyker F1 as the team's latest sponsor.


Aloys confirmed this week it is negotiating a sponsorship deal with the Spyker Formula 1 team and a special promotion case for the most famous race on the Formula 1 calendar: the Monaco Grand Prix.



:eek:

[chop456]

I propose that in the style of the Jaguar diamond stunt, Spyker super-glue Paris to the nose of the car. What's the worst that could happen?

I guess you could be looking at some huge aero drag depending on which direction she was oriented.

[Rob]

I hope she looks good in orange. With the Spyker gig and jail she'll be wearing it a lot.

[Spicoli]

Which driber will she ******* first?! :eek:

[G.]

Which driber will she ******* first?! :eek:The nearest one.

[dando]

Why not blame the publicist?

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=domesticNews&storyid=2007-05-06T234211Z_01_N03396944_RTRUKOC_0_US-HILTON.xml&src=rss&rpc=22

:saywhat: :shakehead :gomer:

-Kevin

[G.]

"She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives," Capone wrote in a letter to Schwarzenegger posted online on Hilton's myspace page.

Hilton quickly responded on her myspace page.

"I just want to thank Joshua so much for his kind words of love and support. God Bless. Love Paris."
:rofl: :laugh:

[nrc]

"She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world."

Hope of what? Being born billionaire heiress?

[Spicoli]

"She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world."

Hope of what? Being born billionaire heiress?

YEAH! I wish I was that.

[TrueBrit]

Let me guess ..... too "angular"? :rofl:

Nope. Almost zero coneage.

Oh, and lousy technique....at least that's what I hear.....;)

[devilmaster]

Hope of what? Being born billionaire heiress?


YEAH! I wish I was that.

Interesting chicken and the egg scenario. :\

Don't you need to pay for the sex change first before you can be called a billionaire heiress?




;) :D

[Gnam]

Is she in custody now? Maybe she'll flee the country.

[Andrew Longman]

"She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives,"

A couple months back I was waiting for my wife outside a department store and a group of teenagers was hanging nearby. One of them was this Paris wannabe complete with some stupid ass little dog in her purse. I thought somewhere there is a mother and/or dad who let that dog in the house and let the daughter out of the house with it.

Nothing against small dogs even if they are not my style, but what values are they teaching when an living animal becomes a fashion accessory?:rolleyes:

Unfortunately, unless the LA County Correctional population teaches Ms. Hilton a few life lessons, jail time will only raise her profile and add to her ability to provide an inappropriate role model for young girls.

God I sound like an old fart but I don't know what annoys me more. The fact that these people think we care or the fact that so many people do.

[Spicoli]

Interesting chicken and the egg scenario.
Don't you need to pay for the sex change first before you can be called a billionaire heiress?




;) :D


No, not thinking of it that way. I'm saying IF I was going to come back as something other than myself, getting to be a filthy rich skinny white chick with a let's party attitude and the morals of a 10k an hour pornstar would not be a bad way to go. :thumbup:

I would pick that over coming back as

http://i15.tinypic.com/6goip08.gif

wouldn;t you?

[Spicoli]

A couple months back I was waiting for my wife outside a department store and a group of teenagers was hanging nearby. One of them was this Paris wannabe complete with some stupid ass little dog in her purse. I thought somewhere there is a mother and/or dad who let that dog in the house and let the daughter out of the house with it.

Nothing against small dogs even if they are not my style, but what values are they teaching when an living animal becomes a fashion accessory?:rolleyes:

Unfortunately, unless the LA County Correctional population teaches Ms. Hilton a few life lessons, jail time will only raise her profile and add to her ability to provide an inappropriate role model for young girls.

God I sound like an old fart but I don't know what annoys me more. The fact that these people think we care or the fact that so many people do.

Loosen up there gramps.




:runs:

[Andrew Longman]

Loosen up there gramps.

And you stay away from my daughter!:\ :p

[Spicoli]

And you stay away from my daughter!:\ :p

please post pics. :D

[oddlycalm]

Paris Hilton Asks for Schwarzenegger Pardon (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20038172,00.html)


"My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!"

Um...., pass. If you don't want to do the time don't do the crime. :shakehead This is a person that desperately needs six weeks of downtime, sobriety and a slap in the face from reality. I'm all about having a good time, but she's going to kill someone if allowed to continue. Her mouthpiece has filed an appeal but we can always hope that it won't get heard before she does the time.

oc

[Jervis Tetch 1]

:tony:

[Spicoli]

Paris Hilton Asks for Schwarzenegger Pardon (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20038172,00.html)



oc

OMG. that is just hilarious. :rofl:


axing arnie for a pardon? :laugh:



calie is beyond disney stoopid.

[Methanolandbrats]

She's gonna do something really stupid and get her sentence extended.........maybe a run for the border? She's got three weeks to *&^% it up.

[Spicoli]

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PARIS_HILTON?SITE=ININS&SECTION=ENTERTAINMENT


No TV interview for Paris Hilton in jail
No TV interview for Paris Hilton in jail

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Sheriff Lee Baca said Friday that Paris Hilton will not be allowed to give television interviews while serving her jail sentence and that aggressive steps were being taken to prevent cameras from being smuggled into the facility.




I love her more each day.

[SurfaceUnits]

Paris Hilton got no love this week from her pet kinkajou Baby Luv - in fact, the racoon-like animal bit her. The heiress was not badly hurt but did visit a hospital emergency room to receive a tetanus shot What series of STD treatments did that poor animal have to endure?

[G.]

What series of STD treatments did that poor animal have to endure?She's out. Sprung due to unspecified medical issues, so you make the call.

(house arrest, 40 more days home confinement)

[Methanolandbrats]

When will the World tire of that dumb whore?

[indyfan31]

She's out. Sprung due to unspecified medical issues, so you make the call.

(house arrest, 40 more days home confinement)

Un-freakinbelievable. :shakehead
And some wonder why people refer to lawyers and judges as idiots and morons.

[opinionated ow]

She's out. Sprung due to unspecified medical issues, so you make the call.

(house arrest, 40 more days home confinement)

wow....and I was just enjoying Letterman's daily Paris jokes too :cry:

[Methanolandbrats]

She's out. Sprung due to unspecified medical issues, so you make the call.

(house arrest, 40 more days home confinement) The "jail" doctor probably did'nt want to treat a massive herpes outbreak, so she was sent home.

[G.]

maybe good for a chuckle.

music vid parody
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss)

[SurfaceUnits]

Ho be going through withdrawal. Lighten up, aight.

[Andrew Longman]

Un-freakinbelievable. :shakehead
And some wonder why people refer to lawyers and judges as idiots and morons.

I expect most folks think this as more to do with the SoCal legal system. ;)

[indyfan31]

I expect most folks think this as more to do with the SoCal legal system. ;)

:D Ok, I'll give you that one.

[Insomniac]

I don't think anyone could look at this and not see favortism. Every inmate is probably on the verge of a "nervous breakdown" when they are put in prison.

[Chief]

When will the World tire of that dumb whore?
Ooops....thought you meant Danicles. :confused:

[Andrew Longman]

:D Ok, I'll give you that one.

OTOH, the taxpayers of SoCal should be thankful. Regardless of her medical condition (STD, withdrawal, nerves), if she is in prison the state would have to pay for her treatment. Under house arrest, she has to pay for the house call.

Of course if her lawyer pointed that out in order to beat the sentence then it is just damn cynical.

[TKGAngel]

In other news, Al Sharpton's upset about Paris' release. He claims class discrimination.

[Andrew Longman]

In other news, Al Sharpton's upset about Paris' release. He claims class discrimination.

Challenging new lows when Al Sharpton does parasitic feeding off the Paris industry. Isn't is someone else's turn at 15 minutes?

[Methanolandbrats]

OTOH, the taxpayers of SoCal should be thankful. Regardless of her medical condition (STD, withdrawal, nerves), if she is in prison the state would have to pay for her treatment. Under house arrest, she has to pay for the house call.

Of course if her lawyer pointed that out in order to beat the sentence then it is just damn cynical. Somebody got bought off. Big check to court = slut goes home.

[Spicoli]

Somebody got bought off. Big check to court = slut goes home.

riiiight. :shakehead

You're smarter than that.


Hate the game, not the players indyfan31.


but yes, I will never tire of that dumb whore.:thumbup:

[TrueBrit]

What's the over/under on the number of days before she gets busted at a nightclub somewhere sans bracelet?

[Spicoli]

Maybe she's preggers? :eek:

[cameraman]

What's the over/under on the number of days before she gets busted at a nightclub somewhere sans bracelet?

She did three days in an 8by12, 23 hour a day solitary cell. If she has one functioning neuron left in her head she will sit at home for 40 days. It isn't like she can't afford to have the night club come to her...

[Gnam]

Maybe she's preggers? :eek:
It was the corny dogs that got her. :D


She cleaned off her makeup, spent 23 hours a day alone, was weepy at times and declined to eat an institutionally catered hot dog, gossip website TMZ.com reported.

[TKGAngel]

Maybe she's preggers? :eek:

You're getting your cheap tartlets mixed up, Spicoli.

Nicole Richie is allegedly preggers.

[opinionated ow]

You're getting your cheap tartlets mixed up, Spicoli.

Nicole Richie is allegedly preggers.

richie is eually dumb. watched her on letterman last night. stoooopid

[Spicoli]

richie is eually dumb. watched her on letterman last night. stoooopid


well, no duh. :twirls her hair::laugh:

[cameraman]

It just hit the fan. :eek:


City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo complained that he learned of her release the same way as almost everyone else - through news reports.

Then, late Thursday, he filed a petition questioning whether Sheriff Lee Baca should be held in contempt of court for releasing Hilton - and demanding that she be held in custody. Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer's decision to haul Hilton back to the courtroom came shortly after.

"It is the city attorney's position that the decision on whether or not Ms. Hilton should be released early and placed on electronic monitoring should be made by Judge Sauer and not the Sheriff's Department," said Jeffrey Isaacs of the city attorney's office.

Sauer himself had expressed his unhappiness with Hilton's release before Delgadillo asked him to return her to court. When he sentenced Hilton to jail last month, he ruled specifically that she could not serve her sentence at home under electronic monitoring.

[SurfaceUnits]

TMZ reports that the sheriff was promised a guest appearance in Paris' next slurpee video.

[Methanolandbrats]

riiiight. :shakehead

You're smarter than that.


Hate the game, not the players indyfan31.


but yes, I will never tire of that dumb whore.:thumbup: YEs I am, somebody did something wrong---------------> check news.:gomer:

[Spicoli]

YEs I am, somebody did something wrong---------------> check news.:gomer:

show me, Can;t find it,. You saying there's a payoff going down onthis deal? :confused:

[SurfaceUnits]

Paris replied to the judges order to appear in his court today by telling him she would attend via conference call. :rofl:

[cameraman]

Not so much.


“Judge Sauer has instructed the Sheriff's Department to go to Ms. Hilton's residence, pick her up and bring her here. That is happening now,” Parachini told reporters outside the courthouse.

This kind of stuff never fails to amaze me. The first thing they should teach people in law school is DO NOT piss off the judge. Yet day in and day out attorneys do exactly that. Thing is when the judge then slaps down the attorney it is the client who ultimately loses.

[TKGAngel]

This kind of stuff never fails to amaze me. The first thing they should teach people in law school is DO NOT piss off the judge. Yet day in and day out attorneys do exactly that. Thing is when the judge then slaps down the attorney it is the client who ultimately loses.

I would think the first bit of common sense for anyone (lawyer or not) going to court would be to not piss off the judge. Oh wait, who are we talking about again?

[dando]

Mebbe the Sheriff and Ms. Hilton can share a cell. :gomer: :saywhat: :shakehead

-Kevin

[cameraman]

That's probably how she got out of the cell...