LOL! Not Safe for Work, or home, or kids, or broadcast...

[devilmaster]

....or the neighbors, your dryer, the 7-11 down the street, the guy you really hated in high school......

Danica leads in the 7th inning stretch at Wrigley yesterday....

Its a javascripted link, so you'll have to click twice....

http://wgntv.trb.com/sports/custom/weblog/wgnsports/archives/2006/09/index.html

scroll down and find the video link.....

:rofl:

[Spicoli]

http://www.freewebby.com/shocked-smilies/noooooo.gif

[racer2c]

That made my tummy hurt.:yuck:

[dando]

....or the neighbors, your dryer, the 7-11 down the street, the guy you really hated in high school......

Danica leads in the 7th inning stretch at Wrigley yesterday....

Its a javascripted link, so you'll have to click twice....

http://wgntv.trb.com/sports/custom/weblog/wgnsports/archives/2006/09/index.html

scroll down and find the video link.....

:rofl:
Saw that on the news the other night. Thankfully I'd had a G&T or three before seeing that. :eek: :yuck: :tony:

-Kevin

[chop456]

And it was the lowest attendance of any Cubs game this year.

The league seems to poison everything it touches.

[Don Quixote]

Who is the little boy in the Cub's Jersey?

[Gangrel]

Danica and the Cubbies...a match made in hell. :D

[G.]

Danica and the Cubbies...a match made in hell. :DOne of them suffers from the Curse, the other one is a baseball team.

[rosawendel]

there is no way in hell that i'd click THAT link...

[Gangrel]

One of them suffers from the Curse, the other one is a baseball team.

That, my friend, is an insult to curses and baseball teams everywhere... :D

[Sean O'Gorman]

I think I just got an intrascrotal hematoma from watching that video. :cry:

[cameraman]

You sure you want to admit to that? You do realize that particular injury would have required some form of high speed movement in the general area while you watched the video.......

[chop456]

Sweet weeping Jesus on the cross! :eek:

I hadn't watched it until just now. My memory's failing, but some other celeb butchered it within the last couple of years. Was it Ditka?

[cameraman]

You have to admit she is something of an expert at being flat:laugh:

[Opposite Lock]

Sweet weeping Jesus on the cross! :eek:

I hadn't watched it until just now. My memory's failing, but some other celeb butchered it within the last couple of years. Was it Ditka?

I was gonna post that by comparison, she made Ditka's version sound like Mel Torme.

Danicle's version is worthy of The Annoying Music Show (http://www.wbez.org/programs/ams/ams.asp).

[rabbit]

You have to admit she is something of an expert at being flat:laugh:

/rimshot

[Joelski]

Well, she didn't earn that rock on her finger by singing... or driving! :D Perhaps she has something else to offer?


Nah....;)

[FanofMario]

I believe Jeff Gordon did an even worse job---he forgot the lines!:rofl:

[matthole]

And it was the lowest attendance of any Cubs game this year.

The league seems to poison everything it touches.


Troof. 169%.

http://www.speedtv.com/_assets/library/img/large/120134_lat2006090806193_pv.jpg

:tony:

[cart7]

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2004/Feb-13-Fri-2004/photos/cowell.jpg

That was the most dreadful rendition of the national anthem I think I've ever heard. Did she grab her crotch at the end?

[pfc_m_drake]

I believe Jeff Gordon did an even worse job---he forgot the lines!:rofl:
Yeah, but before he even got that far he endeared himself well with the Chicago fans by saying something to the effect of "It's great to be here at Wrigley Stadium ..."

Then he followed that intro up by butchering the song...

[Lizzerd]

Troof. 169%.

http://www.speedtv.com/_assets/library/img/large/120134_lat2006090806193_pv.jpg

:tony:

She throws like a girl.

[theunions]

I believe Jeff Gordon did an even worse job---he forgot the lines!:rofl:

Right after the Race to the Chase wrapped up, The TNT pit reporter (Weber?) told him otherwise (that she was the one who did "even worse") and he was very, very relieved, not to mention delighted in no longer sucking as much. :shakehead

[dando]

Troof. 169%.

http://www.speedtv.com/_assets/library/img/large/120134_lat2006090806193_pv.jpg

:tony:

That pic reminds me of that flick about the kid that played for the Cubbies (The Rookie?). :gomer:

-Kevin

[TrueBrit]

That pic reminds me of that flick about the kid that played for the Cubbies (The Rookie?). :gomer:

-Kevin

No. Wrong. In that movie the kid could actually THROW the ball properly....;) :D