When you go to a restaurant on the weekends...

[IlliniRacer]

When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say "Dufrenes, party of two. Dufrenes, party of two." And if no one answers they'll say their name again. "Dufrenes, party of two, Dufrenes, party of two." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name. "Busch, party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the Dufrenes? No one seems to give a ****. Who can eat at a time like this - people are missing. You people are selfish... the Dufrenes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry! That's a double whammy. We need help. Busch, search party of three! You can eat once you find the Dufrenes.


No reason, just because :)

[dando]

When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say "Dufrenes, party of two. Dufrenes, party of two." And if no one answers they'll say their name again. "Dufrenes, party of two, Dufrenes, party of two." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name. "Busch, party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the Dufrenes? No one seems to give a ****. Who can eat at a time like this - people are missing. You people are selfish... the Dufrenes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry! That's a double whammy. We need help. Busch, search party of three! You can eat once you find the Dufrenes.


No reason, just because :)

Watch the Seinfeld Chinese restaurant episode. Problem solved.

<soup ****>
Next!
</soup ****>

:D

-Kevin

[Dave99]

Was Mitch Hedberg on Comedy Central again? ;)

[extramundane]

When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say "Dufrenes, party of two. Dufrenes, party of two." And if no one answers they'll say their name again. "Dufrenes, party of two, Dufrenes, party of two." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name. "Busch, party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the Dufrenes? No one seems to give a ****. Who can eat at a time like this - people are missing. You people are selfish... the Dufrenes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry! That's a double whammy. We need help. Busch, search party of three! You can eat once you find the Dufrenes.


No reason, just because :)

:thumbup: I would like a product that was available for 3 easy payments and one f'n complicated payment.

[Elmo T]

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

:rofl:

[emjaya]

When you go to a restaurant on the weekends.....


I usually drive though, that's the closest I get to a restaurant on the weekends.:( :cry: :p


:D

[grungex]

Seems to me you could just say that you're the Dufrenes, and skip all that extra waiting... :cool:

[Ankf00]

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much you play, You'll never be as good as a wall.






I played a wall once. They're ****ing relentless.

[Ankf00]

:thumbup: I would like a product that was available for 3 easy payments and one f'n complicated payment.

We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch.

[rabbit]

I ****in' hate arrows, man. It's like, "**** you. I'm not going that way .... line... with two thirds...of a triangle on the end." Could you imagine being killed by a bow and arrow? That would suck. An arrow killed you. They would never solve the crime. "Look at that dead guy.... Let's go that way."

[Redwing]

Dufrenes walked around the restaurant like an old man strolling through the park. Yeah, I guess you could say that I liked Dufrenes as soon as the hostess called his name.

[Gnam]

I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide...

[IlliniRacer]

Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr Pepper, but it's the ******** replica, 'cuz dude didn't even get his degree. Why did you have to drop out and start making pop so soon?

[CART License]

The name is Duffin

[manic mechanic]

The name is Duffin

That's funny..the Maitre D always calls you Mr. Franklin! :rofl: :rofl:

manic