Kalkhoven blames penguins for "communications disconnect"

[pressdog]

Kalkhoven Claims Penguins Were "Fully Aware" of Champ Car Developments (http://pressdog.typepad.com/dogblog/2007/03/kalkhoven_claim.html)

[RusH]

:rofl: :thumbup:

[Racing Truth]

Pressdog= Genius.

People looked at me when I laughed at the "penguins with hardcards" comment.:rofl: :thumbup:

[cart7]

Well I feel better now. So it was just a mis-communication deal eh? :rofl:

[Redwing]

He spent two months talking to the penguins, and we still don't know how many cars they are entering or who their drivers are.

[pfc_m_drake]

The grammatical construction is just unbelievably good:



Kalkhoven said he held "daily briefings" with a group of about 14-18 hard card-carrying emperor penguins every day.

Not just hard card-carrying penguins...hard card-carrying Emperor penguins!

ROTFLMAO! :rofl: :rofl:

[emjaya]

Is this stuff really made up? :gomer: :D

Good work, Pressdog. :thumbup: :)

[ferrarigod]

did one of theemperor penguins make paper iceberg oragami?????

[pressdog]

Is this stuff really made up? :gomer: :D

Good work, Pressdog. :thumbup: :)

It's true. I got a penguin drunk and he told me the whole thing.

[emjaya]

It's true. I got a penguin drunk and he told me the whole thing.

:D

[TKGAngel]

Pressdog, another brilliant column! :thumbup: :thumbup:

[oddlycalm]

pressdog shoots, he scores...:thumbup:

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