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The Doctor
04-13-07, 12:59 AM
Troy Bayliss, man's man:


Bayliss was transported with an injury to his right hand. His little finger was severely damaged in the spill and it is suspected that local doctors will have to amputate it. Update: Reportedly, Frankie Chili saw Bayliss in the Clinica Mobile post-crash and Bayliss was requesting that his finger be removed so he could race the second race but Dr. Costa's men did not allow it.

And the end result...

http://www.superbikeplanet.com/2007/Apr/070412a.htm


"I'm feeling OK but the situation is a bit unknown until I get on the bike" declared Troy. "I've got to be careful not to hit myself down below obviously but the hand feels good. It's certainly going to be different, after all I've only been racing with my little finger for the last twenty years! I've had many worse crashes over the years, this one was just unlucky as far as losing a finger goes. If you looked at me you wouldn't think I'd been in a motorbike accident, you'd think I hadn't paid some bill and the mafia had come and chopped one finger off with a pair of scissors and hit my nuts with a hammer because I haven't got another mark on my body!"

Andrew Longman
04-13-07, 08:27 AM
Those guys are/have nuts.

emjaya
04-13-07, 09:06 AM
Those guys are/have nuts.

They all seem to have lost at least one digit, if not more.:eek:

Methanolandbrats
04-13-07, 09:28 AM
He's a two-wheeled Kenny Schrader :D

extramundane
04-13-07, 10:49 AM
That's nothing. Jacques Villeneuve has been racing for years without either of his testicles, and look how well he's done!

Don Quixote
04-13-07, 10:55 AM
This seems like a deja vu from several years ago on a rally race with Colin McRae. Does anybody remember this?

RichK
04-13-07, 11:51 AM
Bruised Balls Bayliss Fastest In First WSBK Qualifying At Valencia (http://www.superbikeplanet.com/2007/Apr/070413b.htm)

This is at the track where he schooled the entire MotoGP field last year as a substitute rider for Ducati. :thumbup:

RichK
04-13-07, 07:20 PM
Tough Aussie (redundant term?):

http://www.superbikeplanet.com/image/archive/tb0407.jpg