This is rather "unique"

[Spicoli]

http://www.marryourdaughter.com/

:saywhat:

[RHR_Fan]

Some of the testimonials are pretty...interesting


"Thank God for your site! Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres."


“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

[Tony George]

Pimpin' ain't easy! :D

[emjaya]

Ummmm, it's a joke, right. :confused:

[Methanolandbrats]

Cheyenne likes to party and she's on sale :thumbup:
http://www.marryourdaughter.com/index.php?option=com_frontpage&Itemid=1&limit=5&limitstart=5

[Indy]

I would like to think that this is a joke, but you and I know how freaking crazy some religious nuts are. This could be a real "arranged marriage" service.

[Elmo T]

Someone needs to send this to Bif#. I can see a family feud in the making. ;)

[Sean O'Gorman]

Must...resist...NYR...joke...

[dando]

Sent this to the missus for future reference. With any luck, I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. :D

-Kevin

[Methanolandbrats]

Sent this to the missus for future reference. With any luck, I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. :D

-Kevin Couch? Grab the laptop and put in a bid on Cheyenne :D

[Kiwifan]

Not to hijack but my wife just asked "how many women have you slept with in our 25 years of marriage?" Naturally I said "none, dear?" and she asked "how many women did you sleep with before we were married?" and I said "none dear, I stayed awake all night with them. ;) "

Think I might head over to the site about now. :)

Seriously, it's a bit freaky isn't it?

Rusty.

[TrueBrit]

That is just sick....effing fundie nutjobs...:flame:

[Elmo T]

"how many women did you sleep with before we were married?" and I said "none dear, I stayed awake all night with them. ;) "




Don't ask questions when you don't really want to know the answer. :laugh:

Seriously though - the shame of this is that we aren't 100% sure if it is real or bogus...

[oddlycalm]

Courtney’s grandmother married at 13, her mother married at 13, and Courtney has decided she wants to keep the tradition going. :gomer: BiF will be sorry he didn't think of this particular service himself.

oc

[coolhand]

They claim it is a "Biblical tradition" to arrange marriages but I don't see where the money part comes from. That seems to be the motivation.

Can 15 year olds get married?

[Methanolandbrats]

They claim it is a "Biblical tradition" to arrange marriages but I don't see where the money part comes from. That seems to be the motivation.

Can 15 year olds get married? If this is for real, it's broke, crazy a-holes selling their daughters to solve cash flow problems and using religion to justify it. :yuck:

[Gnam]

If ya can't find a wife, raise one. :laugh:


http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/2241/collegehumora66589cd177xq3.jpg

[Spicoli]

wierderer

http://www.geocities.com/gideon_bear/

[greenie]

If ya can't find a wife, raise one. :laugh:


http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/2241/collegehumora66589cd177xq3.jpg

Funny!

I lived in VA for a few months in my playa days :gomer: - and those "Virginia is for lovers" signs and bumper stickers were everywhere. I thought it was very strange.

[Bob_S.]

Cheyenne likes to party and she's on sale :thumbup:
http://www.marryourdaughter.com/index.php?option=com_frontpage&Itemid=1&limit=5&limitstart=5

From the same page:

Marissa likes to put on airs and thinks she’s better than all of us here

:\

[Lux Interior]

"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

—Mr. Jack M.

Hey man, living in a trailer park blows - I cant blame them:rofl:

[coolhand]

Man that has to be fake. ^^ Too Funny

[Jag_Warrior]

They claim it is a "Biblical tradition" to arrange marriages but I don't see where the money part comes from. That seems to be the motivation.

Can 15 year olds get married?

Maybe not. But 16 year-olds can. I'm picking Samantha up at the Greyhound station on Tuesday. Assuming she can get the grass mowed, the horses fed, the dog groomed and the oil changed in the cars by Saturday, we is gonna tie the knot.

And once I found out that she could pull a plow and win me some money in bar room cussin' contests, that $8995 was a pure bargain - I bet she can have me paid back before the end of the year.


Between this and Fatchicksinpartyhats.com... Spicoli, how the hell do you find these sites?!

[Jag_Warrior]

Funny!

I lived in VA for a few months in my playa days :gomer: - and those "Virginia is for lovers" signs and bumper stickers were everywhere. I thought it was very strange.

Hey now, don't be slaggin' on the Commonwealth.

If you want some real luvin', ya go to West Virginia... where mens is mens, wimens is scarce and sheeps is scared.

[extramundane]

Hey now, don't be slaggin' on the Commonwealth.

If you want some real luvin', ya go to West Virginia... where mens is mens, wimens is scarce and sheeps is scared.

When I'm elected president, West Virginia, western Virginia, and western Maryland will all be combined into one scary-ass state.

[Ankf00]

turn it into one big penal colony and you have my vote

[Methanolandbrats]

I wonder if they have a return policy? Can ya try em for 30 days and then return em? How about trading in for a new 15 year-old every three years?:gomer:

[Insomniac]

Hey now, don't be slaggin' on the Commonwealth.

If you want some real luvin', ya go to West Virginia... where mens is mens, wimens is scarce and sheeps is scared.

At least us rednecks didn't think slavery was a good idea. :p

[RHR_Fan]

I wonder if they have a return policy? Can ya try em for 30 days and then return em? How about trading in for a new 15 year-old every three years?:gomer:

That is so terrible! :eek: :rofl:

[Methanolandbrats]

That is so terrible! :eek: :rofl:
Ya, it is pretty disgusting, I'm ashamed of myself :)

[devilmaster]

Ya, it is pretty disgusting, I'm ashamed of myself :)

I'm proud. :thumbup: :D

[Indy]

That is so terrible! :eek: :rofl:

OH MY GOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :rofl:

[RusH]

You want sick?
grab a beer, make sure you have about an hour, and watch all 6 episodes in this series. :shakehead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QRyr3_nCF4

[Indy]

You want sick?
grab a beer, make sure you have about an hour, and watch all 6 episodes in this series. :shakehead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QRyr3_nCF4

Nice.

:saywhat:

[coolhand]

You want sick?
grab a beer, make sure you have about an hour, and watch all 6 episodes in this series. :shakehead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QRyr3_nCF4


That the phelps clans, they show up at soldiers funerals saying they deserve to go to hell. look at their wikipedia page.

[Spicoli]

OMG!!!!! OMG!!!!


YOU PEEPS NEEDS TA LITEN UP A BIT.

:laugh:
Try this out: lick me. I think its from Chicago.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770961

[coolhand]

OMG!!!!! OMG!!!!


http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770961

:rofl: :rofl: :eek:

That was good.

[Methanolandbrats]

OMG!!!!! OMG!!!!


YOU PEEPS NEEDS TA LITEN UP A BIT.

:laugh:
Try this out: lick me. I think its from Chicago.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770961:laugh:

[Spicoli]

:laugh:

I am thinking this would be fun to do.:D

[Methanolandbrats]

I am thinking this would be fun to do.:D I'm thinking those guys will need a defense attorney very soon.

[Andrew Longman]

They claim it is a "Biblical tradition" to arrange marriages but I don't see where the money part comes from. That seems to be the motivation.

Can 15 year olds get married?


Do assume that saving the family farm for future generations isn't part of the Biblical tradition. ;)

According to this http://usmarriagelaws.com/search/united_states/teen_marriage_laws/index.shtml marriage age varies by state but 18 seems to be the norm, 16-17 is possible with parents permission, 15 and maybe even younger is possible in some states with permission from a judge. Some allowances are possible for women (girls?) pregnant and/or with children.

Given that, I think this site is a hoax.

Interesting that in most states you'd become a registered sex offender for touching girls under 16-18... unless you marry them.

[Jag_Warrior]

When I'm elected president, West Virginia, western Virginia, and western Maryland will all be combined into one scary-ass state.

Eastern shore maybe. Western Marylanders last about as long as Californicators 'round these hyar parts! :gomer:

[Ankf00]

Eastern shore maybe. Western Marylanders last about as long as Californicators 'round these hyar parts! :gomer:

you out of Mississippi yet, old man?

[Jag_Warrior]

At least us rednecks didn't think slavery was a good idea. :p

Dayuum! Caught! When did you guys get this here interweb connected?!

:D

[Jag_Warrior]

you out of Mississippi yet, old man?

Yeah, going on two years ago. I almost wound up down your way. But as much as I liked the boys & girls at Bell (especially some of the girls!), I'd melt like a snowcone in the middle of Hell down there.

[Ankf00]

all for the better, cowtown gets pretty old after a couple of weeks. MS is more diverse :laugh:

[Insomniac]

Dayuum! Caught! When did you guys get this here interweb connected?!

:D

I'm in Kansas now, but I swear I had broadband in Morgantown. :)

[extramundane]

I'm in Kansas now, but I swear I had broadband in Morgantown. :)

Tin cans connected with nautical rope doesn't quite qualify as broadband. ;)

[RHR_Fan]

When I'm elected president, West Virginia, western Virginia, and western Maryland will all be combined into one scary-ass state.

Now that's funny right there.

[extramundane]

Now that's funny right there.

But oh so true. Don't let Insomniac persuade you otherwise. ;)

[ferrarigod]

that marriage website is written in the same tone as www.technicalvirgin.com

i don't think its fo'reel, but don't tell truebrit, he's busy freakin. :rofl:

[Gangrel]

Snopes hasn't yet rendered an official decision on this one, but they certainly have an opinion...

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/marryourdaughter.asp

:D

[Ankf00]

West Virginia at its finest: http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/09/10/woman.tortured/index.html

holy balls... :eek:


The Brewster family and their trailer has a history of violent crime, the police said.

Mr. Brewster killed his stepfather there when he was 12, the authorities said, and served time at a juvenile correction facility.

In July 1994, Mrs. Brewster shot and killed an 84-year-old woman she was looking after, also in the trailer, according to court records.

Mrs. Brewster, who was charged with first-degree murder, pleaded guilty to voluntary manslaughter and served six years at a state correctional facility. She was paroled in 2000.

In 2005, two men got into a fight outside the trailer, the police said, ending with a fatal stabbing.

In January, the police were again called to the trailer, where they found a man who had been slashed across his abdomen; the man survived, according to court documents, and Mr. Brewster was a witness in that case.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/12/us/12captive.html?ref=us

[Andrew Longman]

West Virginia at its finest: http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/09/10/woman.tortured/index.html

holy balls... :eek:

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/12/us/12captive.html?ref=us

Abu Ghraib glamor girl Lynndie R. England was from WV too. What's in the water down there?

[extramundane]

Abu Ghraib glamor girl Lynndie R. England was from WV too. What's in the water down there?

Effed-up white trash knows no boundaries. See: Cafeteria, Johnathan Byrd's.

[coolhand]

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/marryourdaughter.asp

Snopes says its false.

[Insomniac]

Abu Ghraib glamor girl Lynndie R. England was from WV too. What's in the water down there?

Jessica Lynch is from WV too.

[ferrarigod]

Abu Ghraib glamor girl Lynndie R. England was from WV too. What's in the water down there?

i don't know, but they should change it to cyanide.

[Gangrel]

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/marryourdaughter.asp

Snopes says its false.

Wow...I think this is the first time I have been watching a topic at the same time as Snopes. Just a few days ago when I checked it, they had yet to render a decision. Way cool! :D

[TRANSAM]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20781129/site/newsweek/