Shocking

[Gangrel]

After watching the news this morning, I have come to the shocking realization that there are people out there who were not aware that Brittany Spears is a trainwreck. I think I am raising the threat level to yellow for this one...

[Methanolandbrats]

The fact that Brittany Spears is even covered on the "news" means the news is the trainwreck. It won't be long before all news coverage looks like E News.

[Spicoli]

She got nuttin on my gal Paris.

[Methanolandbrats]

Good Lord......:saywhat: I stumbled onto footage of Brittany's comeback "dance"..............she could'nt even hang at most adult dancing establishments found along rural interstates. :yuck:

[Andrew Longman]

While I'm not an expert in her genre of music/dance/video I'd say that was a mess. The lampries living off her career must be worried about their cashflow and wheeled her out to collect another payday.

Sad. It seemed like a simplified, hastily conceived routine with little rehearsal. It looked like a high school musical with a nervous prom queen in the star role.

Can't some kind soul just tell her we don't care about her anymore and to apply her riches to quietly helping unwed mothers in Louisiana or AIDS victims in Africa.

I'd give her a break about being out of shape. A couple of kids, substance abuse and depression will do that to anyone.

[Gangrel]

Can't some kind soul just tell her we don't care about her anymore...

Anymore? :saywhat:


I'd give her a break about being out of shape. A couple of kids, substance abuse and depression will do that to anyone.

A break for being out of shape? Sure. A break for taking her out-of-shape bod out on stage in front of a global television audience in a bra and a pair of panties? Mmmmm....don't know....that one's a little tougher to give her a break on....

[spinner26]

Brit is a wanna be. She's tried hangin wit da big dawgs. She needs to stay on da porch.:gomer:

[extramundane]

Brit is a wanna be. She's tried hangin wit da big dawgs. She needs to stay on da porch.:gomer:

Yeah, but Buddy Rice would still...ah, never mind.

[Andrew Longman]

Anymore? :saywhat:

Good point.

OTOH I suspect she is taking career lessons from Liza Minelli or Liz Taylor who's somehow pays the bills by publicizing their trainwreck lives. Someone apparently cares.

[Spicoli]

Yeah, but Buddy Rice would still...ah, never mind.

Yes he would. :D He told me so. But then again, he hits just about everything. :thumbup:

[Gangrel]

Good point.

OTOH I suspect she is taking career lessons from Liza Minelli or Liz Taylor who's somehow pays the bills by publicizing their trainwreck lives. Someone apparently cares.

Let's not forget Paula Abdul... :D

[spinner26]

Yeah, but Buddy Rice would still...ah, never mind.


Yeh so would you and I.

[extramundane]

Yeh so would you and I.

With a 2x4, perhaps.

[Methanolandbrats]

Yeh so would you and I. Yup, she probably looks a lot better lying down than she does dancing :thumbup: Uh....maybe not after seeing the following photo.

[greenie]

http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/09/spears_l.jpg

Aye caramba! :saywhat:

[RichK]

http://www.fbcacademy.net/images/muffin_brown.gif

[Gangrel]

I have lost count of how many losing bets have been placed on that horse...

[oddlycalm]

The lampries living off her career must be worried about their cashflow and wheeled her out to collect another payday. They had a great cash cow until she cratered, now they just have a high mileage cow with bad knees and a substance abuse problem. We see this every year in sports and this is pretty much the same deal.

Expect a fast exit for the vampires in suits but the family will leech until every last penny is spent. Then it's back to the trailer park...

oc

[Insomniac]

I think for once, she is actually destroying her career/life all by herself. She isn't listening to the people around her.

[greenie]

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/britfat.jpg

Oh bloody hell. :\

[Methanolandbrats]

:yuck:

[RHR_Fan]

I have to admit I was pulling for Britney. With all of the crap she's been through and brought on I was hoping she'd redeem herself.

[Sean Malone]

I'd hit it.:)

[Dr. Corkski]

I'd hit it.:)http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3965/howaboutnotk6.jpg

[SteveH]

http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1173355438

[RTKar]

I see a Tanya Harding boxing match in the future. :eek:

[Gangrel]

http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1173355438

Now THAT is some Grade A wackiness right there... :cry:

[Indy]

Oh, man, those pics are priceless! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

What show was she on?

[Gangrel]

Oh, man, those pics are priceless! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

What show was she on?

Video Music Awards

[devilmaster]

Now THAT is some Grade A wackiness right there... :cry:

WTF?!?!? :rofl:

If she was faking, give her an oscar. If she wasn't, give her a bullet. :shakehead

[IlliniRacer]

WTF?!?!? :rofl:

If she was faking, give her an oscar. If she wasn't, give her a bullet. :shakehead


Worse yet. She's a dude.

[devilmaster]

Worse yet. She's a dude.

Ahh! http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/cwm/eek5.gif

This is probably the first time ever that i might actually do the crying game shower bit..... :\

[G.]

TMZ video always works on my puter for the ads, then hangs up.

For a tuber version, NSFW!!! None of this, um, guy's stuff appears to be safe.

I won't embed it, make ya work for it.

sometimes, there really IS something wrong with that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc&NR=1)

[Andrew Longman]

Worse yet. She's a dude.

Chris Crocker

http://www.myspace.com/itschriscrocker

http://www.youtube.com/user/itschriscrocker

Schtick to feed his ego. His mother must be proud.

[Methanolandbrats]

Every once in a while I see something that makes me think an occasional lethal injection is not such a bad thing.

[G.]

Oh Crap! Outtakes from Spears' performance!

You haven't seen the worst of it, yet!

KMxyMF3Tys4

[G.]

^^ you only need a few seconds of the video - save about a minute of your life.

On a related note, delete the nekkid pics of Vanessa Hudgens from your in box. They might be from when she was 16...

it was worth it yer honor (http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/Story?id=3584044&page=1)


it's the way the 18-year-old handled it that's earning her praises and may have just catapulted her career to the next level.


Hudgens reportedly sent the photos to Bell two years ago as an admiring fan before she was famous.

May be true, may not be.

[IlliniRacer]

Chris Crocker

http://www.myspace.com/itschriscrocker

http://www.youtube.com/user/itschriscrocker

Schtick to feed his ego. His mother must be proud.

Seth Green is a FREAKIN' GENIUS :rofl: :rofl:

Seth on Chris Crocker (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=18044622)