Green Eggs and Sham in New Hampshire

[pchall]

Sham I Am DNQs

Ripped from Jayski's:


• Six do not qualify [DNQ] for the Sylvania 300 at New Hampshire International Speedway: #44-Jarrett [26 race attempts / 41st in owner points], #06-Hornish [0/0], #36-Mayfield [26/44]; #55-Waltrip [26/46], #37-Lepage [25/49], and #49-Andretti [26/47].(9-14-2007)

[Wally]

....:gomer: .....

[Al Czervik]

Checking MS Word thesaurus for "futility". Nothing rhymes with "Hornish"

Dayum.

[Gnam]

Hornish + unbelieveable = hornbelievable
Hornish + uselessness = hornlessness
Hornish + hopeless = hornless
Horn of Plenty
Horn of futility
Shame-ility
Sham-ility

[Fio1]

What is wrong with people? Hornish spent hundreds of thousands of daddy's dollars trying to get to Indy Car racing, makes it, wins in it, and now he decides to DNQ in Nascar? :shakehead

Classic! :rofl:

Last year finishing 2nd in IRL was nothing to celebrate. Next year finishing 20th in Nascar it's victory dinner time! :saywhat:

[Sean Malone]

Because NASCAR is the pinnacle of world motor sport. No light little winged cars with gobs of downforce, no huge tires for grip, no cheatin and no women getting in the way!!!!

NASCAR stockers are 3400lb beasts that the worlds most skilled drivers finesse with jet fighter pilot focus for 500 miles!!!

Wake up people!

[Chief]

It's all good! NASCAR has the SAME exact payout structure as the IRL now.:thumbup: :tony:

[Fio1]

no cheating? :eek: