Take This Job and...

[Sean Malone]

This was sent to all company employees this morning. Caused quite a roar of laughter.





Due to unfair management practices, lack of communication,

and less than desirable working conditions...

Please be advised that I have RESIGNED from (deleted) Inc. effective

Monday, October 22, 2007.

My skills and talents will be utilized elsewhere

as a (job description deleted) .

Best wishes and much continued success.

(name omitted)

I like the way this person still gives their best wishes. :D

[Ankf00]

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/379/lumberg8uh.png

[oddlycalm]

This was sent to all company employees this morning. Caused quite a roar of laughter.

I like the way this person still gives their best wishes. :D For those that don't own firearms, and were raised to always be polite, going postal creates quite a challenge.

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[Andrew Longman]

I like the way this person still gives their best wishes. :D

I take it the writer correctly placed blame for bad management and working conditions on the management... not every employee in the business.

Hope his new job works out. I doubt he'll be coming back. :D

[Elmo T]

Due to unfair management practices, lack of communication,

and less than desirable working conditions...



That isn't normal?

[Sean Malone]

That isn't normal?

in my company? Yes. :)

[SAdair]

in my company? Yes. :)

Unfortunately, in most companies. :irked:

[Sean O'Gorman]

It must suck to work for a company like that.

[Andrew Longman]

Unfortunately, in most companies. :irked:

Not for me. Fixing that dysfunction pays my mortgage. :D

[Spicoli]

Wise man once told me:

"You don't need a job, you need an income." :thumbup:

[nrc]

Not for me. Fixing that dysfunction pays my mortgage. :D

Does that make you one of the two Bobs? :)

[Sean Malone]

Does that make you one of the two Bobs? :)

Is that a Newhart reference?:confused:

[Andrew Longman]

Does that make you one of the two Bobs? :)

Guilty.

And just like them I almost always find that the folks actually doing the work know best how to do it and management is seriously f'd up.

[nrc]

Is that a Newhart reference?:confused:

Office Space. :)

"The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's just that I just don't care."

[Cam]

I started a new job yesterday. (big mistake) I am a mobile tech but have my own winxp (yuck) workstaion in the office. One of the first things I did was install firefox. I was chastised with "you really should use what out clients use"

I was startled,and had no comeback. That afternoon I was dispatched to a customer who's 3 month old laptop is so riddled with nasties that right now format and reinstall is the only option. I really want to tell them that maybe our clients should use what I use.

I have a funny feeling I am not going to last there very long. :rolleyes:

[TravelGal]

I really want to tell them that maybe our clients should use what I use.

I have a funny feeling I am not going to last there very long. :rolleyes:

:rofl: :rofl: Sounds like you've got it figured out on all counts. Should you actually begin another week there, perhaps you could hazard a comment about other browsers being superior for virus fighting. Tell them even TRAVELGAL uses it and she still writes with a quill pen.

[Sean Malone]

I have worked directly with a number of ‘Lumberghs’ and have seen dozens of others. Kinda weird considering the popularity of the movie.

[ferrarigod]

I'd like to move us right to Sean Malone. We had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

[Sean Malone]

If I had a million dollars what would I do with my time?

Race car driver, factory motorcycle test rider or movie star.

Anyone know how I can be one of those?

thanks in advance!:cool:

[extramundane]

I'd like to move us right to Sean Malone. We had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

Um, yeah, I'm going to have to go ahead and sort of disagree with you there. He's been real flaky lately and I'm not sure that he's the caliber person you want for upper management. He's been having some problems with his smacktalking.

[Sean Malone]

Anyone remember that episode of Friends where Joey and Chandler were doing a marathon of pr0n watching and discovered that a person actual can tire from such an activity?

I'm not there yet. :)

[Dirk Diggler]

Marge: Can't you just ask for your old job back?

Homer: Not the way I quit.

[Ed_Severson]

If I had a million dollars what would I do with my time?

Race car driver, factory motorcycle test rider or movie star.

Anyone know how I can be one of those?

thanks in advance!:cool:

http://people.cc.jyu.fi/~ilrepo/crap/fail/fail3.jpg

The correct answer to this question is "I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man."

http://www.thecobrasnose.com/images3/OSlawrencecr.gif

[Dirk Diggler]

...doing a marathon of pr0n watching and discovered that a person actual can tire from such an activity?

I'm not there yet. :)


Well, that was just a tv show. Of course people wouldn't really get tired of it.

[ferrarigod]

Anyone remember that episode of Friends where Joey and Chandler were doing a marathon of pr0n watching and discovered that a person actual can tire from such an activity?

I'm not there yet. :)

dude, you just admitted that you watch Friends.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

when are you and helio going out?

[Sean Malone]

dude, you just admitted that you watch Friends.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

when are you and helio going out?

I, um, just caught a few minutes of that one episode. I don't even really remember it that well.


Ok, ok, I admit it I watched Friends. the wife made me! :D

[Indy]

The correct answer to this question is "I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man."

http://www.thecobrasnose.com/images3/OSlawrencecr.gif

:rofl: :laugh:

Classic. I love that freaking movie. In fact, I live by the lessons it teaches. :thumbup: