Sir, did you happen to catch the professional football contest...

[Ankf00]

on television last night?

No, I didn't.

Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory.

Son.

Yes?

If you want to keep working here, stay off the drugs.

Yes.

[Insomniac]

It has been a long time since the goal posts looked like an "H". :p

[Ankf00]

A man has the right to change his name to vatever he vants to change it to. And if a man vants to be called Muhammad Ali, godammit this is a free country, you should respect his vishes, and call the man Muhammad Ali!

His mamma call him Clay, imma call him Clay.

[RichK]

A timely quote (almost):

"Yeah, I met Dr. Martin Luther King in 1962 in Memphis, Tennessee. I'm walkin' down the street, mindin' my own business, just walkin' along, feelin' good. I walk around a corner. A man walk up, hit me in my chest, right? I fall on the ground, right? And I look up, and it's Dr. Martin Luther King! I said, 'Dr. King!' He said, 'Oops, I thought you was somebody else.' "

[Gnam]

izArWUVtMC4

[ChampcarShark]

there was a football game on television this weekend?????

I plainly had in my mind that it was on pay per view and did not ordered it.

by the way, why its called football if you rarely use your feet to move the ball?:confused:

[Methanolandbrats]

by the way, why its called football if you rarely use your feet to move the ball?:confused: Exactly, soccer is a game of footskill and is the real "football". American "football" should be called "armball" since you either throw, catch or carry the ball to advance.

[extramundane]

Just let your Soul Glo! (http://letyoursoulglo.ytmnd.com/)

[Ankf00]

there was a football game on television this weekend?????

I plainly had in my mind that it was on pay per view and did not ordered it.

by the way, why its called football if you rarely use your feet to move the ball?:confused:


Exactly, soccer is a game of footskill and is the real "football". American "football" should be called "armball" since you either throw, catch or carry the ball to advance.


you're doing it wrong

http://www.strangedangers.com/images/content/111477.jpg

[Methanolandbrats]

you're doing it wrong

http://www.strangedangers.com/images/content/111477.jpg Ouch, that is not a nice photo. :eek:

[Ankf00]

izArWUVtMC4

winner. :)

[ChampcarShark]

http://www.strangedangers.com/images/content/111477.jpg

So youre saying soccer should be called faceball???

[Ankf00]

So youre saying soccer should be called faceball???

no, I'm saying that he started out mopping the floor just like those guys. But now... now he's washing lettuce. Soon he'll be on fries, then the grill, and pretty soon he'll make assistant manager. And that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

[ChampcarShark]

no, I'm saying that he started out mopping the floor just like those guys. But now... now he's washing lettuce. Soon he'll be on fries, then the grill, and pretty soon he'll make assistant manager. And that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

Yes, that should be the way to go. Start at the bottom and move up in the corporate ladder.

[Insomniac]

Now that I finally get this thread...

Whadaya know from funny, you bastards?