Danica the model

[Dvdb]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2008_swimsuit/danica-patrick/08_danica-patrick_1.html


comments???

[Methanolandbrats]

Needs implants ASAP.

[Indy]

Given everything that is going on, all I can think is, wow, promotion, what a concept.

Nice tramp stamp, though. :gomer:

[Wheel-Nut]

What's it promoting?

[Sean Malone]

Horrible pics. Even when she smiles she looks like a bitter witch.

[Indy]

What's it promoting?

Little boobies. Little boobies need love, too.

[Methanolandbrats]

Little boobies. Little boobies need love, too.Little is fine, but how the hell do you get little ones to sag at that age?

[dando]

<spickly>

14 year old Korean boy?

</spickly>

:gomer:

:yuck:

Thx for runing my bfast. :irked:

-Kevin

[Indy]

Little is fine, but how the hell do you get little ones to sag at that age?

Dunno, good genetics?

[Sean Malone]

Is this part of her dad's master plan to get her into NASCAR?

[Methanolandbrats]

Is this part of her dad's master plan to get her into NASCAR? Evernham probably has a position for her.

[Easy]

Not missionary either.

[cameraman]

I am at a loss as to how an individual can so consistently be given poorly fitted & downright ugly clothing in "professional" photo shoots:saywhat:

[Methanolandbrats]

I am at a loss as to how an individual can so consistently be given poorly fitted & downright ugly clothing in "professional" photo shoots:saywhat:I think it's the model. You could wrap some women in tinfoil and they would still look incredible.

[TrueBrit]

Definitely needs larger front bumpers....

[Accipiter]

I can't wait until her career is over so we can see her attempt to cling to fleeting fame by posing in Playboy.

[G.]

2 things,

1. I thought that she said that she wasn't going to do racy photo shoots anymore?

2. What is her tramp stamp tat design? Anyone have a closeup?

"Insert Yen here"

[Don Quixote]

The "arched back" photos are priceless. :yuck:

[Indy]

"Insert Yen here"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[pchall]

She's got the shoulders of a 14 year old wrestler and the rest of the body to match. Hospenthal probably asked for her power steering so she could return to that youthful 12 year old waif-like look.

[Andrew Longman]

2. What is her tramp stamp tat design? Anyone have a closeup?

It showed up in the FHM shoot too. It looked like either a UPC code of just a rectangular block of ink (covering up something prior?)

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/08_danica-patrick_behind_10.jpg

[Ed_Severson]

It looked like either a UPC code of just a rectangular block of ink

It's an American flag. Get your eyes checked, old man! :p

[nrc]

U.S. flag, isn't it?

[Methanolandbrats]

I cannot understand why she takes her clothes off or drives. She's a backmarker driver and at best a mid-packer slut.......nobody GAF.

[Sean O'Gorman]

It looks like an American flag morphing into a black flag or a checkered flag.

[pchall]

It's an American flag. Get your eyes checked, old man! :p

Her next book? Danica Patrick: An American Tail

[G.]

posted somewhere else...

tf post. SI 'shops the tat out on some of the pics. (http://www.trackforum.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1631976&postcount=31)

[Don Quixote]

It looks like an American flag morphing into a black flag or a checkered flag. If so, its the closest she will ever get to a real checkered flag.

[Dirk Diggler]

I prefer Milf's.

[Insomniac]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2008_swimsuit/models/

Don't waste your time on Danica. 47 other models.

[chop456]

It looks like an American flag morphing into a black flag or a checkered flag.

Maybe it's an ID showing her proof of age as a reminder.

[GLenz]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2008_swimsuit/models/

Don't waste your time on Danica. 47 other models.

Yes. Check out Jeff Gordon's wife, among others.:thumbup:

[Dvdb]

I'm sorry I started this thread...................kinda

[Sean Malone]

posted somewhere else...

tf post. SI 'shops the tat out on some of the pics. (http://www.trackforum.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1631976&postcount=31)

And airbrushed out the stretch marks. How does a 100lb, young, fit girl have stretch marks.

[emjaya]

And airbrushed out the stretch marks. How does a 100lb, young, fit girl have stretch marks.

She's not that young and she's not that fit.

[Wheel-Nut]

Yes. Check out Jeff Gordon's wife, among others.:thumbup:


I didn't notice Jimmy Johnson, which one is Mrs. Gordon? :rofl:

[Insomniac]

Yes. Check out Jeff Gordon's wife, among others.:thumbup:

Meh. :\ I think it's evident I need to move to Brazil. :)

Ana Beatriz Barros
Yasmin Brunet
Jeísa Chiminazzo
Daniella Sarahyba

[Accipiter]

They also tried to airbrush in some cleavage on this one:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2008_swimsuit/danica-patrick/08_danica-patrick_10.html

You can see the shadow doesn't exactly work with the source of light.

[Winston Wolfe]

looks like she also left her wedding ring at home as well.....:eek:
prolly came off when she took the gloves off in that one shot.....
or she left it in her helmet bag. :shakehead

[Fio1]

I like the huge watch she has on. It looks like a commercial for that watch. Some of the pics are pretty decent. I also liked that she had her own sub-section; cheerleaders, player's wives, models, Danica. :laugh:

[Chief]

Sorry fellers, a tractor trailer full of VIAGRA couldn't shock me into getting with that IRL skank. If the straw hair and perpetual beeyotch look on her sad sack puss ain't enough to turn ya off, I heard that IRL emblem is now used in Emergency Rooms as the antidote to longer than 4 hour Viagra ED overdoses. Works everytime.

[pchall]

Maybe it's an ID showing her proof of age as a reminder.

:D