Things that keep me off the donor list

[trish]

Early Harvest (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080324/ap_on_fe_st/not_dead)

[Insomniac]

It doesn't seem like there was a rush to get his organs. They should definitely look at the time elapsed between the accident, the brain scan and recovery and see if they need to change how they go about determining someone is brain dead.

[Andrew Longman]

Well, it is Texas y'all :gomer:

"There was no activity at all, no blood flow at all."

No blood flow? Meaning his heart had stopped? Brain scans I believe show brainwaves not blood flow. Whatever. Just glad he's still around. I wonder if he has brainwaves now.

And who was sticking him with a pocket knife? Sounds like a little brother to me.

[Ankf00]

Wichita Falls ain't Texas. More like South Oklahoma.

[Andrew Longman]

Wichita Falls ain't Texas. More like South Oklahoma.

No no. You folks had your little war with Mexico. You won it. :D

How much you want to bet this cowboy wasn't wearing a helmet while riding his ATV? Double or nothing he had a Lone Star beer or two.

[dando]

Haven't you seen the movie The Meaning of Life? :gomer:



[Mr Brown answers the door of his home to find two men dressed in white labcoats.]
Labcoat #1: Hello. Uh… can we have your liver?
Mr Brown: What?
Labcoat #1: Your liver. It's a large, uh… glandular organ in your abdomen.
[Mr Brown just stares at the labcoated men.]
Labcoat #1: You know, it's, uh… it's reddish-brown; it's sort of, uh…
Mr Brown: Yeah, y-yeah, I know what it is, but… I'm using it! I…
[The labcoated men push into the house. The second man holds Mr Brown against the wall.]
Labcoat #2: Go on, sir! Don't muck us up, now!
[The first labcoated man searches him and pulls out a card.]
Labcoat #1: Hel-lo! What's this, then?
Mr Brown: A liver donor's card.
Labcoat #1: Need we say more?
Labcoat #2: No!
Mr Brown: Listen! I can't give it to you now. It says, 'in the event of death'. Uh. Oh! Ah. Ah. Eh.
Labcoat #1: No one who has ever had their liver taken out by us has survived.
Mr Brown: Agh.
Labcoat #2: Just lie there, sir. It won't take a minute.
[The Labcoats remove and break Mr Brown's liver.]
Mr. Brown: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
Labcoat #1: Zip it up.

:thumbup: :rofl:

-Kevin

[Ankf00]

No no. You folks had your little war with Mexico. You won it. :D

How much you want to bet this cowboy wasn't wearing a helmet while riding his ATV? Double or nothing he had a Lone Star beer or two.

2 beers? I'm betting the over :D

[ChampcarShark]

Wichita Falls ain't Texas. More like South Oklahoma.

http://www.wichitafalls.org/

Texas, like a whole other country.