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chop456
05-18-03, 11:01 PM
We have some bright posters here, so let's hear some suggestions.

(Extra points to be awarded for rhyming and/or especially creative insults).

Chump Day
Be Kind To Sarah Day
Just Enough Day
Bob Jenkins "Blow a Gasket" Day
Sean O'Gorman
05-18-03, 11:04 PM
ABC/ESPN/ESPN2 7-hour Crap-O-Thon?
RaceGrrl
05-18-03, 11:07 PM
Fabrication Day
SteveH
05-18-03, 11:07 PM
Promoter's Option Day
Classic Apex
05-18-03, 11:11 PM
Fill-the-Bill Day.

or

Next-Year-Make-Mental-Note-To-Self-To-Fill-Jenkins-Prescription-Before-He-Goes-On-The-Air Day. (i.e., NYMMNTSTFJPBHEGOTAD)

or

Prostitute-The-Astute-Field Day.

Think I'll stop there.

:D
Racewriter
05-18-03, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by SteveH
Promoter's Option Day

I like that one...
rabbit
05-18-03, 11:25 PM
I missed Jenkins' tirade. :(
How good was it?
fourrunner
05-18-03, 11:56 PM
"The Bob Jenkins I'm not Crazy, I just Act that Way Day"
Ziggy
05-18-03, 11:58 PM
How about Hump Day?

Cause after you been there a while, you get the feeling the race is being f**ked

Ziggy
Lizzerd
05-19-03, 12:20 AM
Tony Undermines Reality Day - T.U.R.D.
pchall
05-19-03, 12:22 AM
He whined at us for not paying attention to the 500 like we used to and damned you and other clear sighted journos who weren't swilling the blue kool-aid this month.

Check the e-mail inbox for the address you give on this site.
Hink
05-19-03, 01:01 AM
Yardwork Day.
Golf Day.
Take the Kids to a Movie Day.
DjDrOmusic
05-19-03, 02:42 AM
Originally posted by pchall
He whined at us for not paying attention to the 500 like we used to and damned you and other clear sighted journos who weren't swilling the blue kool-aid this month.

Check the e-mail inbox for the address you give on this site.

Jenkins just heard that the Pope made 4 new Saints today and decided to throw his hat into the running for the next round, St. Bob of Indiana, Patron of the Mentally Challenged Track Inheritor!!:p
Napoleon
05-19-03, 08:22 AM
Originally posted by rabbit
How good was it?

It was good.


Originally posted by pchall
Check the e-mail inbox for the address you give on this site.

(scratching head) What do you mean?
RacinM3
05-19-03, 12:49 PM
F**king joke day? You could just bleep the bad part during the telecast. Oh wait, that'd just be one loooong continuous bleep!
JLMannin
05-19-03, 05:28 PM
USAC day.
cartmanoz
05-19-03, 08:10 PM
Sit-Around-And-Sratch-Your-Ass-And-Pick-Your-Nose (SAASYAAPYN) Day
pchall
05-19-03, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by JLMannin
USAC day.

Usuck day?
Kate
05-20-03, 07:07 AM
"It Don't Look Like It's CART That's Dead" Day.

Insulting Your Intelligence Day.

Let's Pretend Day: Perpetuating Another American Delusion.
sundaydriver
05-20-03, 12:15 PM
Wheel of Cash Day.

Round and round she goes, who gets the cash, nobody knows.
cart7
05-20-03, 12:47 PM
Move along now, nothing to see here - day.

Flushing tradition down the cr*pper day.

Watch team owners prop up Indy tradition 'cause Tony doesn't care day.

Remembering the IMS Bump Day legends, Ed Carpenter Day.

If bump day keeps up like this, next year we'll have to give out 2 for 1 coupons day.

Indiana Aluminum Bleacher manufacturers day.

Cure an Insomniac by bringing him to the speedway day.



:gomer: