Renault F1 boss weds top model

[emjaya]

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23866488-23109,00.html


FLAMBOYANT Renault Formula One boss Flavio Briatore married top model Elisabetta Gregoraci in lavish style in Rome serenaded by British pop group Duran Duran.

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[Cam]

18 months and he will leave her for Danica Patrick. :D

[trish]

What a lovely couple.

[extramundane]

I know Flav's got some bucks, but what's with all the models?

[Cam]

I know Flav's got some bucks, but what's with all the models?

Fashion be the lifeblood of the money fountain.

[Methanolandbrats]

What a lovely couple.:rofl:

[nissan gtp]

Flav goes through supermodels like Max goes through nazi hookers :laugh:

[Spicoli]

Buddy Rice wood hit that.:thumbup:

[extramundane]

Buddy Rice wood hit that.:thumbup:

He'd probably hit the supermodel too. :rimshot:

[Andrew Longman]

I know Flav's got some bucks, but what's with all the models?

Didn't he father a child with one a few years back? I take it this isn't her.

I thought it was the drivers who were supposed to score the chicks

One more thing wrong with the sport. :\

[Methanolandbrats]

Didn't he father a child with one a few years back? I take it this isn't her.

I thought it was the drivers who were supposed to score the chicks

One more thing wrong with the sport. :\He poked Heidi Klum bareback, she kept the kid.

[Rogue Leader]

He poked Heidi Klum bareback, she kept the kid.

I think they were married, I also think he is the one who dumped her too!

[trish]

Not only were they not married, he also denied being the father of her child.

[Insomniac]

Just go the official word, Wikipedia. :)


In the late 1990s, Briatore gained notoriety among European tabloids for his romantic relationships with supermodels such as Naomi Campbell, Adriana Volpe, and Heidi Klum. Klum gave birth to Briatore's only child, a daughter named Helene "Leni" Klum, on 4 May 2004. According to Klum, Briatore is not involved in the child's life.


Klum married stylist Ric Pipino in 1997; the couple divorced in 2002. Following the divorce, she had brief relationships with Red Hot Chilli Peppers lead singer Anthony Kiedis and Formula-1 mogul Flavio Briatore. In the Autumn of 2003, Klum announced she was pregnant with Briatore's child. On the day she announced the pregnancy, Briatore was photographed kissing Fiona Swarovski, a jewellery heiress. Klum and Briatore split up shortly thereafter. Klum gave birth to Helene "Leni" Klum on May 4, 2004 in New York City, New York.

[meadors]

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23866488-23109,00.html



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She must really love his money or have a thing for 70 something grandmothers.:yuck:

[Methanolandbrats]

Not only were they not married, he also denied being the father of her child. What an f'n pig, more reason to hate Renault and Fred :thumdown::mad:

[Jag_Warrior]

18 months and he will leave her for Danica Patrick. :D

Nah, I don't think he's into lil boys.

[chop456]

She looks like a younger, hotter Bobbi Flekman.

[grungex]

She looks like a cartoon chipmunk.

[Indy]

She looks like a younger, hotter Bobbi Flekman.

Yes!!! :rofl:

[ilferrari]

What does all this say about female psychology?

[Methanolandbrats]

What does all this say about female psychology? A thick bulge in the back pocket is more attractive than a thick bulge in the front.

[Sean O'Gorman]

What does all this say about female psychology?

This quote by Adam Carolla sums it up perfectly:


"Women don't know who's attractive and who isn't; they know who's attracted to you, and how desperate you seem, and then they'll base it on that. Which is ridiculous. Like, if you're Lyle Lovett, the world's most unattractive man, but you can bang Julia Roberts for 20 minutes and let the world know, then you get to screw EVERY hot chick now, because women are so stupid. They're like, 'Julia Roberts screwed him, I gotta screw him too! Forget about the big beak-nose and the crazy hair; I'll have sex with him too.' A man would NEVER go for that. Like, if Sean Penn was banging Rosie O'Donnell, it'd be like, 'Good luck, buddy. Enjoy. How high is this dude?' And if he left her, he'd just leave and that'd be it. We'd have no interest. We're very pragmatic that way."

[Jervis Tetch 1]

A thick bulge in the back pocket is more attractive than a thick bulge in the front.For sure. Do you think Flabio would be tapping these models if he made $45,000 a year?

[Easy]

She looks like a cartoon chipmunk.

Agreed. Unless thats an egregiously bad picture of her its the worst he has done in some time. The girl he was cheating on Klum with was even hotter than Heidi. This is a big step down.


But I'm sure she has a great personality.

[extramundane]

Agreed. Unless thats an egregiously bad picture of her its the worst he has done in some time. The girl he was cheating on Klum with was even hotter than Heidi. This is a big step down.


But I'm sure she has a great personality.

Perhaps it's all relative to the team's performance? Renault ain't winnin' no World Champeenships these days, y'know.

[Sean Malone]

He looks kinda embarrassed. :shakehead

[Methanolandbrats]

Perhaps it's all relative to the team's performance? Renault ain't winnin' no World Champeenships these days, y'know. She is the female equivalent of a crate motor....it'll work till you can afford the custom built one.

[cameraman]

Ahhh you guys need to do a Google image search (with safe search turned off) for Elisabetta Gregoraci. I don't recommend doing it at work btw:eek:

His motivation will be rather apparent...

[Insomniac]

Ahhh you guys need to do a Google image search (with safe search turned off) for Elisabetta Gregoraci. I don't recommend doing it at work btw:eek:

His motivation will be rather apparent...

She also looked a lot better a year or two ago. I don't know what she did to her lips, but Flavio can afford a better surgeon than that. :)

[Methanolandbrats]

Ahhh you guys need to do a Google image search (with safe search turned off) for Elisabetta Gregoraci. I don't recommend doing it at work btw:eek:

His motivation will be rather apparent...
She's not that beautiful. Nailing Klum was the top for him and he's on the downslope.

[Tony George]

When I read the comments from you stooges, here's what I see...

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/71/Nothitit.jpg

[Insomniac]

http://cm1.dotspotter.com/media/0/82/33/83987_nic010sandino_122_570lo.0.0.0x0.508x912.jpeg

Lewis Hamilton and Nicole Scherzinger

Not sure about the choice of outfit for Nelson Mandela's 90th Birthday party, but she looks better than Flavio's wife. :)

[coolhand]

Ahhh you guys need to do a Google image search (with safe search turned off) for Elisabetta Gregoraci. I don't recommend doing it at work btw:eek:

His motivation will be rather apparent...

Her's are almost as big as Flavio's

[Methanolandbrats]

When I read the comments from you stooges, here's what I see...

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/71/Nothitit.jpg
Damn man, yur a handsome dude :thumbup: