The Brett Favre thread.....

[Insomniac]

On a personal note, my affection for Rodgers increased exponentially at ESPN's Sundance party during the conference championships, when Rodgers and his buddies unabashedly rooted against nemesis Favre and the Vikings down the stretch and celebrated raucously when New Orleans pulled it out. Rodgers couldn't have been more delighted; he did everything but climb on the bar and start a "F--- YOU, FAVRE!" chant. I will always root for him after that. And yes, that story is 100 percent true.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/100902

[WickerBill]

1. Broncos (last week: 1)
2. Packers (last week: 10-ish)
3. Colts (last week: 2)

[stroker]

God, I hope Aaron Rodgers kicks his ass twice this year...

WOOHOO!

not just beaten--embarrassed!

:D

[TrueBrit]

I just looked up from prepping dinner in the kitchen and saw him on the verge of weeping about something else...did he get his arse kicked again today?

Brett, time to quit, spend more time texting pictures of your nads to former employees, and do what you can to spend the half of your fortune your future ex-wife doesn't get..

For further reference please see: How to retire gracefully by J. Montana

[WickerBill]

He is now going home to "rethink things" this week.

[Don Quixote]

I've lost count, is this retirement #6?

[nrc]

He is now going home to "rethink things" this week.

Did he "think things" the first time? Maybe he just needs to do some more candid self-portraits to get his mojo back.

[Don Quixote]

Brett's sister busted for a meth lab. While it was cooking.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/13/brett-favre-sister-the-mug-shot-brandi-meth-bust/

Warning, the mug shot ain't purdy. :laugh: :laugh:

[cameraman]

Oh my. :shakehead

[extramundane]

Warning, the mug shot ain't purdy. :laugh: :laugh:

I like this take on thing (http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2011/01/33789.html)s:


And as you can see here, some people absolutely need meth, because some people are ugly as balls. This ***** could make a battleship take a dirt road. This is why you can’t buy NyQuil without an ID anymore, because fat women in Mississippi are too cheap to ferment apples in their bathtubs like the rest of us.

[cameraman]

(She) could make a battleship take a dirt road.

That one is new to me. I like that one.

[dando]

Warning, the mug shot ain't purdy. :yuck: :yuck:

First, fixed. Second, dude...srsly. You just don't do a man like that before lunch. I just threw up a little bit in the back of my mouth.

-Kevin

[chop456]

Oooooh, Brandi - you're a fine girl...

[Don Quixote]

What a good wife you would be....

[Ziggy]

Make a TRAIN take a gravel road

Webb Wilder
album "Acres of Suede"
song, Elephant Man

[cameraman]

Make a TRAIN take a gravel road

That does parse out a little easier.

[Ziggy]

I have not been able to get onto the site for months!
here are the lyrics

He be came the toast of old London town
Because a pachyderm slapped his momma down
Well that's what give him the brand
Of the ole elephant man

Oh, Lord, how could you be so cold
To dump all those blues on one poor soul
Tell me Lord could you stand
To be the elephant man

He took a lick from the ugly stick
He made the people of London sick
He had the looks that could fry a toad
Make a train take a gravel road

Well it became the rage of Victorian society
To have a monster come over to your house for a cup of tea
Hell old Hank Lordenbaughmen
Didn't look like you and me

He took a lick from the ugly stick
He made the people of London sick
He had the looks that could fry a toad
Make a train take a gravel road

He be came the toast of old London town
Because a pachyderm slapped his momma down
Well that's what give him the brand
Of the ole elephant man

Tell Me Lord could you stand
To be the elephant man
The old elephant man

More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/webb_wilder/#share

[WickerBill]

Welcome, Ziggy!

[Don Quixote]

Ziggy, turns out that Webb, like our hero Favre and his lovely family, is from Mississippi. :D

[Ankf00]

she was apparently miss teen mississippi. doooooooown hilllllllllllllllll

[dando]

she was apparently miss teen mississippi. doooooooown hilllllllllllllllll

Dude, just means she had a full set of teeth. :gomer:

-Kevin

[nrc]

Dude, just means she had a full set of teeth. :gomer:

-Kevin

Or a set she could borrow.

[Andrew Longman]

she was apparently miss teen mississippi. doooooooown hilllllllllllllllll

Meth will do that.

http://www.facesofmeth.us/main.htm

Some pretty sick stuff and it pretty much permanently breaks your brain.

Frankly she is lucky she got arrested.

Sorry I'm not in a great mood tonight. A guy I know, who's tried to get sober for maybe 15 years, is brain dead in the hospital tonight. They are pulling the plug in the morning.

[stroker]

A guy I know, who's tried to get sober for maybe 15 years, is brain dead in the hospital tonight. They are pulling the plug in the morning.

Sorry to hear that, AL. My condolences.

[Indy]

So sorry, Andrew. I am so tired of seeing death by addiction.

[Don Quixote]

Don't fall for it, we have heard this many times before. :laugh:

quarterback-brett-favre-reportedly-turns-retirement-paperwork (http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2011/01/17/quarterback-brett-favre-reportedly-turns-retirement-paperwork/#)

[WickerBill]

Until a good team loses its QB in week 4. He'll get on that nasty cell phone of his: "Hey ol' Brittfar will come'n throw some daggum innerceptions for $15 million Cooch Payton"

[Corner5]

Just got sent this-

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:thumbup:

[SteveH]

:laugh:

[dando]

:rofl: :thumbup: :thumbup:

-Kevin

[chop456]

Ron Bennington's fake Brett Favre voicemails were the best. :laugh:

[cameraman]

:laugh:

[WickerBill]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/718smiley.svg/300px-718smiley.svg.png

[Insomniac]

PFT pointed out that Rodgers also one-upped him by securing the SB MVP.

[Andrew Longman]

PFT pointed out that Rodgers also one-upped him by securing the SB MVP.Bart Starr has two.

Saw something in some paper last week comparing Rodgers and Favre's first three years as a starter. Rodgers kicked his notable ass in every category.

And now has a SB and SB MVP too.

Really tough to win a Super Bowl and there are some really good teams coming together for next year (Cowboys w/Garrett at helm. NE with 5 of first 75 picks in the draft. Etc.) but the Pack looks to be really good for a few years to come.

BTW, predicting the Jets take a huge step back. You heard it first here. :D

[dando]

Saw something in some paper last week comparing Rodgers and Favre's first three years as a starter. Rodgers kicked his notable ass in every category.


Dude, srsly? Not being a Favre defender here, but those Packers teams of the early 90s don't come close to the Packers of the past decade plus. And I witnessed the debut of green & yellow Jeebus against the Bungles (the beginning of The Decade of Suck, which actually lasted 15 years :saywhat:)...fully expecting a blowout W for the Who Deys. In any case, the Packers were a joke until the mid-90s (more or less after they signed Reggie White).

-Kevin

[Don Quixote]

Bump. :D

[cameraman]

Of all the things dying in the world today why can't this thread be one of them...

[Don Quixote]

Of all the things dying in the world today why can't this thread be one of them...shhhhhhhhhh, i'm trolling....... :)

[dando]

Of all the things dying in the world today why can't this thread be one of them...

Because he's still there, still there, still there.... :gomer:

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/6799670/brett-favre-agent-says-comeback-talk-speculation

-Kevin

[Insomniac]

Just add Brett Favre to the language filter nrc. :)

[stroker]

Instead of Green and White or Purple or Green and Yellow Jesus can't we just call him Zombie Jesus?

[nrc]

There is no filter that can stop him. :eek:

[Don Quixote]

There is no filter that can stop him. :eek:He's just that good.

[Gnam]

Our only hope is that he gets elected to office. :gomer: