For Andrew...

[Sean Malone]

You know you're from Jersey when . .

You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges."

You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags.

A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter.

You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.

You've eaten at a diner, when you were drunk at 3 A.M.

You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.

At least three people in your family still love
Bruce Springsteen, and
you know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from.

You know what a "jug handle" is.

You know that WaWa is a convenience store.

You know that the state isn't all farmland.

You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey--there's the shore--and you don't go "to the shore," you go "down the shore." And when you are there, you're not "at the shore"; you are
"down the shore."

You know how to properly negotiate a circle.

You knew that the last sentence had to do with driving.

You know that this is the only "New" state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (try . . Mexico . . . York ..! . . Hampshire-- doesn't work, does it?).

You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich.

You consider putting mayo on a corned beef sandwich
a sacrilege.

You don't think "What exit?" is very funny.

You know that people from the 609 area code are "a little different." Yes they are!

You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton--that's for out-of-staters.

The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.

You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.

You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.

Every year you have at least one kid in your class named Tony.

You know the location of every clip shown in the
Sopranos opening credits.

You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of the mall.

You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and people from Central Jersey go to Belmar, and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood.

It can be no other way.

You weren't raised in New Jersey--you were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey.

You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state
You remember the stores Korvette's, Two Guys, Rickel's, Channel, Bamberger's and Orbach's.

You also remember Palisades Amusement Park.

You've had a boardwalk cheese steak and vinegar fries.

You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.

And finally . .

You've NEVER, NEVER, NEVER,
EVER pumped your own gas.

[dando]

And finally . .

You've NEVER, NEVER, NEVER,
EVER pumped your own gas.

Amen. Two weeks and counting 'til OCNJ and THE SHORE. :) :thumbup:

9 hours in the car w/three chicks...not so much. :(

-Kevin

[RusH]

:rofl:

I knew all that.....then again most people that live on Staten Island have more of a "connection"....3 bridges vs. 1 to Brooklyn.
Ahhh, the smell of Linden in the morning.:gomer:

[Elmo T]

I like that the bridge from PA to NJ is free in, but they make you pay to get out. ;)


And the list left off Mister Softee (http://www.mistersoftee.com/default.html) - who is not a failed pr0n actor.

[Andrew Longman]

Wow

Almost perfect and I couldn't have done so well myself. :thumbup:

A few "adjustments" though.

Nobody cares about the Jets. You go to the Jets games when you can't get a Giant tickets. :gomer: The Jets are still a Long Island team with a large Long Island fanbase longing for Joe Willie. Now I've had a few bouts with Eagle fans though :D

Seaside Heights and Belmar are about the same crowd. North Jersey, Staten Island, self proclaimed "guido trash". Trash everything in sight and be proud of your a-holeness. South Jersey is more Long Beach Island.

Nobody goes to Princeton period. Only about 750 students a year are admitted and a lot are from Asia and Europe. I went to HS in Princeton and nobody from my class got in, including kids of Alumni and faculty. For that matter its getting almost impossible to go to any school in the state. Rutgers and The College of NJ (Trenton State) are great schools but becoming impossible to get in. Most go out of state for college. They know they won't be able to afford to live here anyway.

NJ accepts Bon Jovi (along with the Kool and the Gang, Eddie Rabbitt, Queen Latifa, Whitney Houston and Frankie Vallie). Bruce Springsteen and Frank Sinatra are our patron saints.

Don't forget pork roll on that hard roll as a breakfast option

I live 35-60 minutes from four different malls (one in PA). I haven't been inside any in three years. But I can see PA out my living room so I'm almost not in Jersey :gomer:

The "What Exit" thing is actually gaining some endearment. People are now putting Exit 0 (Cape May) and Exit 63 (Long beach Island) bumper stickers on their cars. But no, we don't generally like it. I live 60 miles from the nearest "exit"

And our gas is cheaper than anyone's because we refuse to tax ourselves properly and will leave our road and pension problems to our kids or whoever is stupid enough to move here.

[dando]

Don't forget pork roll on that hard roll as a breakfast option


I almost added a mention of the Taylor Pork Roll. :cool:

-Kevin

[TravelGal]

I grew up in Parsippany (when it was still rural--THAT dates me) so it all fun for me to read too. :)

[RusH]

Property taxes kill Jersey...more than state troopers on the parkway.;)

[Sean Malone]

Wow

Almost perfect and I couldn't have done so well myself. :thumbup:



I can't take credit. It's one of those emaily thingys. Pops sent it around yesterday

Pops was born in raised in Hillside. Then his parents moved out to Bernardsville/Peapack. My sister was born in Cherry Hill when Mom and Dad were stationed at Fort Mammoth. Like I've mentioned before, I still have an uncle in Califon (sp ?).

Jersey is like any of the old school city/states, when you're from there, you're always from there. Dad hasn't lived in jersey since '63 and yet he's "from Jersey". jersey is still a common topic of conversation with dad and his brothers even though 3 of the 4 of them haven't lived there in 40+ years. Not many states emote that kind of loyalty.

[rosawendel]

i grew up near asbury park (before it was a ghost town).
i remember "cruising the circuit", windmill hot dogs, and when monmouth university was monmouth college.

when i went to college in ohio i dropped the accent early (but unfortunately, it took a year or two for the parachute pants, capezio's and other "merry-go-round" wardrobe items to work it's way from my system).

when i was at college, i got a lot of ribbing about being from "joisey", and i'd always say that they don't "tawk like dat". then one summer i drove home, only to have my dad waiting fr me at the door saying "ow you doin? wanna beeah?".

a shocking realization to be sure.

[Don Quixote]

^^ Very Funny. :laugh:

[Sean Malone]

New Jersey is a peninsula.

Highlands, New Jersey has the highest elevation along the entire eastern seaboard, from Maine to Florida.

New Jersey is the only state where all of its counties are classified as metropolitan areas.

New Jersey has more race horses than Kentucky.

New Jersey has more Cubans in Union City (1 sq MI.) than Havana, Cuba.

New Jersey has the densest system of highways and railroads in the US.

New Jersey has the highest cost of living.

New Jersey has the highest cost of auto insurance.

New Jersey has the highest property taxes in the nation.

New Jersey has the most diners in the world and is sometimes referred to
as the "Diner Capital of the World."

New Jersey is home to the original Mystery Pork Parts Club (no, not Spam): Taylor Ham or Pork Roll.

Home to the less mysterious but the best Italian hot dogs and Italian sausage w/peppers and onions.

North Jersey has the most shopping malls in one area in the world, with seven major shopping malls in a 25 square mile radius.

The Passaic River was the site of the first submarine ride
by inventor John P. Holland .

New Jersey has 50+ resort cities & towns; some of the nation's most famous:
Asbury Park , Wildwood, Atlantic City, Seaside Heights, Long Branch, Cape May .

New Jersey has the most stringent testing along its coastline for water quality control than any other seaboard state in the entire country.

New Jersey is a leading technology & industrial state and is the largest chemical producing state in the nation when you include pharmaceuticals.
Jersey tomatoes are known the world over as being the best you can buy.

New Jersey is the world leader in blueberry and cranberry production
(and here you thought Massachusetts?)

Here's to New Jersey - the toast of the country! In 1642, the first brewery in America, opened in Hoboken.

New Jersey rocks! The famous Les Paul invented the first solid body electric guitar in Mahwah, in 1940.

New Jersey is a major seaport state with the largest seaport in the US, located in Elizabeth.Nearly 80 percent of what our nation imports comes through Elizabeth Seaport first.

New Jersey is home to one of the nation's busiest airports (in Newark), Liberty International
George Washington slept there.

Several important Revolutionary War battles were fought on New Jersey soil, led by General George Washington.

The light bulb, phonograph (record player), and motion picture projector, were invented by Thomas Edison in his Menlo Park, NJ, laboratory.

New Jersey also boasts the first town ever lit by incandescent bulbs.

The first seaplane was built in Keyport , NJ.

The first airmail (to Chicago) was started from Keyport, NJ.

The first phonograph records were made in Camden, NJ

New Jersey was home to the Miss America Pageant held in Atlantic City ..

The game Monopoly, played all over the world, named the streets on its playing board after the actual streets in Atlantic City.

And, Atlantic City has the longest boardwalk in the world, not to mention salt water taffy.

New Jersey has the largest petroleum containment area outside of the Middle East countries.

The first Indian reservation was in New Jersey, in the Watchung Mountains
New Jersey has the tallest water-tower in the world. (Union, NJ!!!)

New Jersey had the first medical center, in Jersey City

The Pulaski SkyWay, from Jersey City to Newark, was the first skyway highway.

New Jersey built the first tunnel under a river, the Hudson (Holland Tunnel).

The first baseball game was played in Hoboken, NJ, which is also the birthplace of Frank Sinatra.

The first intercollegiate football game was played in New Brunswick in 1889 (Rutgers College played Princeton).

The first drive-in movie theater was opened in Camden, NJ,
(but they're all gone now!).

New Jersey is home to both of "NEW YORK'S" pro football teams!

The first radio station and broadcast was in Paterson, NJ.

The first FM radio broadcast was made from Alpine, NJ, by Maj. Thomas Armstrong.

All New Jersey natives:
Sal Martorano, Jack Nicholson, Bruce
Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Jason Alexander,
Queen Latifah, Susan Sarandon, Connie Francis
Shaq, Judy Blume, Aaron Burr, Joan Robertson, Ken Kross,
Dionne Warwick, Sarah Vaughn, Budd Abbott, Lou Costello,
Alan Ginsberg, Norman Mailer, Marilyn n McCoo,
Flip Wilson, Alexander Hamilton, Zack Braff,
Whitney Houston, Eddie Money, Linda McElroy,
Eileen Donnelly, Grover Cleveland, Woodrow Wilson,
Walt Whitman, Jerry Lewis, Tom Cruise,
Joyce Kilmer, Bruce Willis, Caesar Romero, Lauryn Hill, Ice-T, Nick Adams, Nathan Lane, Sandra Dee,
Danny DeVito, Richard Conti, Joe Pesci, Joe Piscopo,
Joe DePasquale, Robert Blake, John Forsythe,
Meryl Streep, Loretta Swit, Norman Lloyd, Paul Simon, Jerry Herman, Gorden McCrae, Kevin Spacey,
John Travolta, Phyllis Newman, Anne Morrow Lindbergh, Eva Marie Saint, Elisabeth Shue, Zebulon Pike, James Fennimore Cooper, Admiral Wm. Halsey Jr.,
Norman Schwarzkopf, Dave Thomas (Wendy's),
William Carlos Williams, Ray Liotta, Robert Wuhl,
Bob Reyers, Paul Robeson, Ernie Kovacs, Joseph Macchia, Kelly Ripa, and, of course,
Francis Albert Sinatra and "Uncle Floyd" Vivino.

The Great Falls in Paterson, on the Passaic River, is the 2nd highest waterfall on the East Coast
of the US.

[RusH]

New Jersey is a peninsula.

Highlands, New Jersey has the highest elevation along the entire eastern seaboard, from Maine to Florida.



no, the top of the now closed Staten Island dump.

a myth, maybe?:gomer:

[Gnam]

Not many states emote that kind of loyalty.
Stockholm syndrome? ;)

[dando]

I like that the bridge from PA to NJ is free in, but they make you pay to get out. ;)

$3 to cross over the Whit for the privilege of driving on the Schulykill 'Expressway'. :mad: :flame: :saywhat: :irked: x11

I hate that ****ing road. :finger:

Did I mention that I :flame: it?

;)

-Kevin

[Cam]

in a 25 square mile radius.

WTF?!?! My surveyor calculating mind just assploded. They didn't teach me about such things in college. :saywhat:

[dando]

Note to self: east coast bread rocks. :thumbup: :thumbup:

NJ/Philly cheese steak == yum :cool:

-Kevin