Saturday is Beerday

[Don Quixote]

I hate them so.

[cameraman]

4 minutes left in the game.

5 touchdown lead.

Why is bradford still in, let alone throwing for the end zone on 5 step drops?

oh right, Mr. "I took the high road" hates puppies and jesus, and runs it up WAC-style every chance he gets

They were doing the same **** 30 years ago, they have always been maggots.

I have only pulled for BYU once in my entire life and it was when they stomped the Sooners in '94.

[Ankf00]

Switzer and Stoops, both just as classless, both with national titles, both with NCAA sanctions for rampant cheating

[dando]

The OSU to the Fiesta Bowl for the 4th time in the past 6 years? Might as well rename it the Buckeye Bowl. :gomer: Gonna be fun watching 'lil Animal chasing after Doogie Howser, QB. :)

-Kevin

[dando]

Hook dem Horns. :gomer: :D

Game is on a fugging Monday night. :(

-Kevin

[Andrew Longman]

little jovi at rutgers football


www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LXU_q67miU

[chop456]

little jovi at rutgers football


www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LXU_q67miU

The fact that the kid was allowed to listen to Bon Jovi enough to memorize it is grounds for child abuse charges.

[Andrew Longman]

The fact that the kid was allowed to listen to Bon Jovi enough to memorize it is grounds for child abuse charges.

http://mais.uol.com.br/view/ozqxggmf08es/triumph--the-insult-comic-dog--bon-jovi-040270CCB923C6?types=A&

:D

[Insomniac]

Meineke Car Care Bowl! WooHoo!!!

[Andrew Longman]

Meineke Car Care Bowl! WooHoo!!!

Worse. RU is off to the Papajohn bowl against 6-6 NCSt. Lousy $350K payoff. They'll probably lose money on the trip. But Jersey is already broke and everyone is up in arms about uncontrolled sportsd spending at RU while they raise tuition and cut programs, so what difference does it make?

But 7-5 RU won their last 6 and NCSt their last 4. The Comeback Kid Bowl!!!

[Ankf00]

F Schiano. Hope he gets throttled.

[Don Quixote]

F Schiano. Hope he gets throttled. Isn't he the next coach at PSU? :\ :gomer:

[Ankf00]

No idea, but he voted us behind USC & PSU. Doucherocket.

[Don Quixote]

No idea, but he voted us behind USC & PSU. Doucherocket. That's crazy. How do you find out how these jokers voted?

[Ankf00]

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/graphics/coaches_fb_poll_2008/flash.htm

[cameraman]

That tells me Gary Pinkel is an asshat

[Ankf00]

Pinkel has no love for the Utes.

Schiano and O'Brien seem to not be big fans of Frank Beamer as well

[Andrew Longman]

No idea, but he voted us behind USC & PSU. Doucherocket.

Now I get it. :rolleyes:

Get over it.

[dando]

No idea, but he voted us behind USC & PSU. Doucherocket.

Several coaches voted y'all 4th and Leach, Dantonio and Briles had y'all 5th as well. C'est la vie.

-Kevin

[Ankf00]

4th is fair. Being behind PSU & USC is unmitigated bull ****.

May Schiano spend many, many years floundering at Turnpike U

[Andrew Longman]

4th is fair. Being behind PSU & USC is unmitigated bull ****.

May Schiano spend many, many years floundering at Turnpike U

This is personal for you huh? ;)

What's bull is that the rankings matter at all. Play the damn games. And if they do matter, face to face results should break ties, not a computer poll.

[Ankf00]

na, that's just typical rage.

what's personal is Art Briles' own ****ing kid played for us and Briles voted us 5th.

[Ankf00]

Craigslist:Any Buckeyes need a free sofa? (http://columbus.craigslist.org/fuo/955245496.html)


I have a sofa that i need to do away with (i just purchased a new one) I dont have room to store it in my garage. It is about 8 rears old, with good condition upholstery, and very solid structuraly. It definatly needs steam cleaned due to the vomit and urine stains from all of the post game parties. this sofa is perfect for burning as well. With the fieta bowl comming up in just a couple of weeks you can have this now and win or lose, make it the center piece to your post game party. picture is of the actual sofa in use.

http://images.craigslist.org/11414c13c3n53pc3l98cce8689d0203d51369.jpg

[dando]

Craigslist:Any Buckeyes need a free sofa? (http://columbus.craigslist.org/fuo/955245496.html)



http://images.craigslist.org/11414c13c3n53pc3l98cce8689d0203d51369.jpg

Nah. We only do cars and dumpsters now. Keep an eye out for a Pinto, yo. :gomer:

-Kevin

[Don Quixote]

Urine stained couches don't burn very well. But I may buy it for my basement man cave. :gomer:

[Ankf00]

Chief Throws With Lazy Eye sounds like he's going through puberty

[Don Quixote]

Let it go, you bitter poor fool. :D

[Ankf00]

what? he does. :gomer:

[Ankf00]

any of you buckeyes know which hotel tOSU band is staying at? I'm booked at Chapparal and was informed by a friend that Chapparal is one of the hotels a Fiesta Bowl band always stays at, and Longhorn Band is at the Hilton, which means tOSU might be staying with us.

this aggression will not stand, man. :gomer:

[Don Quixote]

I hope those band boys and girls kick your ass. :)

[Ankf00]

Since I'm not a bottle of ProActiv, I think I'll be alright.

[Don Quixote]

:D

They got cow tippin in Phoenix?

[Ankf00]

****ing now everyone's changed their Sat flights to LAS. god ****ing dammit! stupid $150 rebooking fee :flame:

[Insomniac]

Surprisingly good day for the Mountaineers. :) :thumbup:

[nrc]

Probably wouldn't have made any difference in the outcome of the game, but that was a major screwup on the roughing the kicker call in the Wisc/Fla St. game.

[Methanolandbrats]

Jeebus...........clean out Bielema's office while he's on the flight home :mad: Do it now and start over instead of wasting another couple years swirling down the bowl.

[Don Quixote]

That was ugly. I hate to blame the Badger offense in a game where their defense played so badly, but do they have any pass plays? How about a play or two to pick up a first down? A few first downs here and there can rest the defense. Ugly. :irked:

[dando]

Big Ten Fever. Catch it! :gomer: :shakehead An 0-fer is high likely from this bunch. :(

-Kevin

[Ankf00]

Surprisingly good day for the Mountaineers. :) :thumbup:

that was a hell of a game

[dando]

Surprisingly good day for the Mountaineers. :) :thumbup:

In hoops or foosball (or both)? :( Huggy Bear had a chip on his shoulder playing against The OSU yesterday.

-Kevin

[Insomniac]

In hoops or foosball (or both)? :( Huggy Bear had a chip on his shoulder playing against The OSU yesterday.

-Kevin

Both. They won the bowl game. Even though it wasn't a major one, they won. They won 4 bowl games in 21 years under Don Nehlen. So it's nice to win the final one. The beat down on undefeated, #13 OSU was icing on the cake. :D

[Insomniac]

that was a hell of a game

They were lighting up the scoreboard in the beginning. I think I set a record for cheering and yelling during the same game.

[dando]

The beat down on overrated, #13 OSU was icing on the cake. :D

Fixed your post for ya. :) :( Most experienced player on the team (Lighty) is out with a foot fracture, and Huggy was obviously out for revenge after being passed over for The OSU job twice. Plus, it just came out today that frosh PG Crater is xferring, so expect them to tank biggie time the next few weeks. A promising season just turned into a nightmare. :(


Congrats on the WVU bowl win. Big lEast > ACC == Tallest Dwarf Award :gomer: :p

-Kevin

[Andrew Longman]

Big lEast > ACC == Tallest Dwarf Award :gomer: :p

RU v NCst today at 3.

Among the worst bowls but likely to be a heck of a game. Both teams white hot right now.

[dando]

RU v NCst today at 3.

Among the worst bowls but likely to be a heck of a game. Both teams white hot right now.

I'm just looking forward to that Texas Bowl matchup b/w Rice and directional Michigan tomorrow night. Oh wait, it's NFL Network. Sucks to be them. :gomer:

Get ready for some butt whipping b/w Mizzou and NW tonight, yo. Could be painful to watch. :saywhat:

-Kevin

[Don Quixote]

Get ready for some butt whipping b/w Mizzou and NW tonight, yo. Could be painful to watch. :saywhat:

-Kevin Missouri might put up 100 on them. :\

[Insomniac]

Fixed your post for ya. :) :( Most experienced player on the team (Lighty) is out with a foot fracture, and Huggy was obviously out for revenge after being passed over for The OSU job twice. Plus, it just came out today that frosh PG Crater is xferring, so expect them to tank biggie time the next few weeks. A promising season just turned into a nightmare. :(


Congrats on the WVU bowl win. Big lEast > ACC == Tallest Dwarf Award :gomer: :p

-Kevin

Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah I can't hear you. ;)

[Ankf00]

Missouri might put up 100 on them. :\

You forget that Gary Pinkle is the Wade Phillips of CFB. They have **** the bed against every half decent team they've played this year. NW has far more than just a chance.

[Don Quixote]

You forget that Gary Pinkle is the Wade Phillips of CFB. They have **** the bed against every half decent team they've played this year. NW has far more than just a chance. All I can say so far is :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: at halftime.

[Don Quixote]

Nice effort by Northwestern to make a game of it, but geesh, you have to make your extra points. ESPN's coverage of the game was mostly shots of Chase Daniel's mom, ala Brady Quinn's sister. :shakehead Big Ten's 0-fer continues.

[Andrew Longman]

Scarlet KaNigguts showed up for the second half (and knocked out their sixth QB of the year ;)) to pull off their third bowl win in three years (if you could call that a bowl game). :D:thumbup: :cool:

[dando]

Nice effort by Northwestern to make a game of it, but geesh, you have to make your extra points. ESPN's coverage of the game was mostly shots of Chase Daniel's mom, ala Brady Quinn's sister. :shakehead Big Ten's 0-fer continues.

Indeed far more entertaining than I expected. If Fitz doesn't screw the pooch on the punt to end the first half, NW wins. :saywhat: I've heard that the punt is the most important play in foosball. :)

-Kevin

[Ankf00]

I hope Jevan throws for 700 and 8 vs. the Pirate.

[dando]

Less Miles is an ass. Fake punt up 38-3 with 9 to go in the 4th?!? :saywhat: :irked: :shakehead :mad:

-Kevin

[redmist]

Nice effort by Northwestern to make a game of it, but geesh, you have to make your extra points. ESPN's coverage of the game was mostly shots of Chase Daniel's mom, ala Brady Quinn's sister. :shakehead Big Ten's 0-fer continues.


maclin and coffman are probably two of biggest studs to play the game this year, which makes mizzou's season that much more disappointing. but hey at least a weak big ten team lost, iowa better suck it up and get a win or it could be a bleak post season.

[Insomniac]

Heading into the real bowl games:

Conference W-L PCT
Pac-10 4-0 1.000
SEC 2-0 1.000
Big East 3-1 0.750
C-USA 3-1 0.750
Big 12 2-1 0.667
Independent 1-1 0.500
MWC 2-2 0.500
S. Belt 1-1 0.500
ACC 3-5 0.375
WAC 1-4 0.200
Big Ten 0-3 0.000
MAC 0-3 0.000

(Side note: Is there a BB code to enable that is the equivalent of the HTML pre tag? It would make posting tabular data a little cleaner.)

[cameraman]

(Side note: Is there a BB code to enable that is the equivalent of the HTML pre tag? It would make posting tabular data a little cleaner.)

I have used
text in the past to get monospaced text in a box but it doesn't seem to be active here.

Does this work?

[dando]

Heading into the real bowl games:


Yer srsly considering the GMAC, Liberty and International bowls as real bowls? :saywhat: :gomer: There should be an * next to the ACC and Big lEast records since they are playing each other. Can you say incest? :gomer: ;)

-Kevin

[Andrew Longman]

What was up with the Orange Bowl half time show?

That used to be the most gosh awfu,l over produced, tacky, Oh-so-Anita-Bryant-FL, piece of crap. I think every year it and the Super Bowl HT show competed to create the most viewer abuse.

And it would go on for ever.

And they would show it all.

Last night after a bit of hyping the Doobie Brothers (who sounded good, but looked like they've spent the last 20 years mulching in the back of Cheech and Chongs van), they showed them play one song and cut to commercial. After commercials and some "analysis" from Costas, they cut back to Doobie Bros in time to hear their last note.

So what happened? Did they suddenly discover what a laughing stock their shows were or are they broke and it was just cheaper and easier to hand a check to the band?

Not that I'm complaining but I don't handle change well and I found the loss of tradition jarring :gomer:

[dando]

What was up with the Orange Bowl half time show?

That used to be the most gosh awfu,l over produced, tacky, Oh-so-Anita-Bryant-FL, piece of crap. I think every year it and the Super Bowl HT show competed to create the most viewer abuse.

And it would go on for ever.

And they would show it all.

Last night after a bit of hyping the Doobie Brothers (who sounded good, but looked like they've spent the last 20 years mulching in the back of Cheech and Chongs van), they showed them play one song and cut to commercial. After commercials and some "analysis" from Costas, they cut back to Doobie Bros in time to hear their last note.

So what happened? Did they suddenly discover what a laughing stock their shows were or are they broke and it was just cheaper and easier to hand a check to the band?

Not that I'm complaining but I don't handle change well and I found the loss of tradition jarring :gomer:

Dude, it was the Doobie Bros. 'nuff said. :saywhat: :irked: Must have caused you to have flashbacks. :gomer:

EDIT: Costas isn't on the Fox broadcasts. Some other studio dickhead is doing the studio show.

-Kevin

[Ankf00]

Less Miles is an ass. Fake punt up 38-3 with 9 to go in the 4th?!? :saywhat: :irked: :shakehead :mad:

-Kevin

he came from Oklahoma, what else would you expect?


maclin and coffman are probably two of biggest studs to play the game this year, which makes mizzou's season that much more disappointing. but hey at least a weak big ten team lost, iowa better suck it up and get a win or it could be a bleak post season.

if maclin was used to even 75% of his potential he would be, but pinkle + Southlake Carroll High School offense == epic predictability

Leach looks like he's shitting handles of JD right now :laugh: I hope Jevan throws for 4 more scores.

[dando]

Ain't no D in Big 12. :eek:

I can't stomach rooting for either of them sumbitches in the BC$ Championship. If @ least Texass were playing in it, I could h8 properly. :gomer: :p

-Kevin

[Ankf00]

Less Miles is an ass. Fake punt up 38-3 with 9 to go in the 4th?!? :saywhat: :irked: :shakehead :mad:

-Kevin

Tech's a patent fraud outside of Lubbock

[Insomniac]

Yer srsly considering the GMAC, Liberty and International bowls as real bowls? :saywhat: :gomer: There should be an * next to the ACC and Big lEast records since they are playing each other. Can you say incest? :gomer: ;)

-Kevin

I pretend that inferior bowls aren't scheduled after 12/31. I can't do anything about it. :)

What's the Big Ten's excuse? ;)

[Ankf00]

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/9764/txtechbadsignlb0.png

[dando]

I pretend that inferior bowls aren't scheduled after 12/31. I can't do anything about it. :)

What's the Big Ten's excuse? ;)

Umm, the Big Ten+1 is playing conference other than the ACC or Big lEast, yo. Add that to the fact that too many borderline teams are in bowls. @ least 12 bowls need to go. Period. It's pathetic that 6-6 teams get bowl berths. :shakehead :saywhat:

Nice show by UC last night, BTW. :laugh: :p

-Kevin

[dando]

Tech's a patent fraud outside of Lubbock

Frauds > Texass

:laugh:

-Kevin

[Ankf00]

As expected, in true uberdouche style, Harrell sneaking off behind the bench after the game. It's like clockwork. :laugh:

[Ankf00]

these big 12 refs are proving they are the worst in the land :laugh:

[dando]

Roll Tide! Like Charmin. :laugh:

-Kevin

[Don Quixote]

Utes!!!!! :thumbup:

[cameraman]

Ewwww,

nothing like seeing a knee bend backwards in HD:eek:

[Ankf00]

even after the b12 crew did everything they could to hand the game over...

well done. :thumbup:

no longer so smug:
http://picturemerollin.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/nick-saban.jpg

[dando]

Playoff, biotch. :shakehead

-Kevin

[cameraman]

I've hated Barry Switzer since the 70's.

Some things will never change.

So now what? There is some final poll in a week or so and the Utes end up #3 or something?

[Ankf00]

#2 or #3 probably depending on how the fiesta bowl turns out

[coolhand]

I wish SC had a shot at Okie, Texas or Florida. :cry:

Pac-10 went 5-0

[jcollins28]

I wish SC had a shot at Okie, Texas or Florida. :cry:

Pac-10 went 5-0

Don't be stupid. Okie, Texas and Florida would beat on SC even worse then Oregon State.

[nrc]

Don't be stupid. Okie, Texas and Florida would beat on SC even worse then Oregon State.

If that's the case then Texas should beat OSU 60-0.

[Insomniac]

no longer so smug:
http://picturemerollin.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/nick-saban.jpg

Always smug. :)

[Ankf00]

I wish SC had a shot at Okie, Texas or Florida. :cry:

Pac-10 went 5-0

USC deserves to play for it and 5-0 is great.

But the bowl matchups are generally weak in Pac10's favor, and Pac-10 only had 5 bowl eligible teams for their 7 tie-ins (no Pac10 rep in Vegas or Poinsettia). 2 of the wins are over 4th place ACC (across the Bay) and 4th place B12 South.

http://extrapoints.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/12/31/1729178.aspx

Perhaps the biggest accomplishment was Arizona’s victory over BYU. That exacted a bit of revenge on the Mountain West Conference, which embarrassed the big brother Pac-10 on several occasions while building its impressive 9-5 record against “BCS teams.” Most will remember the infamous 59-0 victory the Cougars posted versus UCLA on Sept. 13, but that day also included a 36-28 New Mexico victory over Arizona and a stunning overtime win by UNLV over an Arizona State team that was ranked at No. 15 at the time.

That weekend -- which also featured a Cal loss at Maryland, Washington State getting blasted by Baylor, Washington absorbing a whipping from Oklahoma and Stanford losing to TCU -- set the tone for what would continue to be a down season in the Pac-10. Working within that unimpressive environment, USC found it impossible to get any respect and was kept on the perimeter of the national championship conversation ever since its loss to Oregon State a dozen days later...

The fact of the matter is that a 5-0 postseason record will only bring the Pac-10 to .500 (17-17) versus non-conference Football Bowl Subdivision teams. That’s what happens when your winning percentage in all non-conference games during the regular season ranks ahead of only the MAC, C-USA and Sun Belt..


and for the record, I, for one, am enjoying the national depantsing of the B12 South so far. Hopefully UF can finish the job.

[Don Quixote]

Hopefully UF can finish the job. & tOSU. :)

[Ankf00]

no lube.

[coolhand]

Don't be stupid. Okie, Texas and Florida would beat on SC even worse then Oregon State.

Ok Homer, you sound very credible. :laugh:

[Ankf00]

too many jorts on the flight down. Too many at the resort too. Scottsdale seems like it sucks

[cameraman]

Scottsdale seems like it sucks

Gee ya think?

[Ankf00]

Gee ya think?

Well I didn't know there'd be so many of you Mormons here. Silly me thought pol would be out and faced to watch playoffs. Guess not

[Don Quixote]

I have sent orders for the sousaphone player that is dotting the i to kick Ank's ass. More later. :rofl:

[Ankf00]

18 yo me is bigger than half your overrated band. It's pretty sad. Y'all drink like Mormons. Greg swindell and brooks kousjner say hi

[jcollins28]

Ok Homer, you sound very credible. :laugh:

Uh yeah because I'm the one going on about how Petey Pom Pom and his boys could whip Okie, Florida or Texas. I agree I wish $C could get a chance to play one of those schools. That way I would not have to hear some weak sauce excuse coming from the Ghetto every year about how $C is the best team playing football right now. Point is that you guys fail to finish every year. You get your lunch handed to you by some unranked Pac-10 team every season then try to make some attempt at the title because you "finished" so strong. $C made their bed now they can sleep in it.

[Don Quixote]

I love this place.

[Ankf00]

Come on sloppy! Sloppy hang on!

O! H! I! O!


And I share the jcollins hate. Sc deserves the shot just like any other but you ducking lost to he team that got hammered by Utah and psu.

Your o sucked all year until he bowl and sun bowl was 3 t ****ing 0. Srsly. 3 PTA on a big east team. ****ing patheti c. Scottsdale cu king blows. Ohio peepS are better at a bowl than ReG season. Less douchery Must be the depression. Phx loves us hates tosu. Iphone doucheness made this possible

[Ankf00]

come on sloppy! Sloppy hang on!

[Ankf00]

Hang on, my bad. I wish you guys were talking more shot. This is depressing

[cameraman]

Come on sloppy! Sloppy hang on!

O! H! I! O!


And I share the jcollins hate. Sc deserves the shot just like any other but you ducking lost to he team that got hammered by Utah and psu.

Your o sucked all year until he bowl and sun bowl was 3 t ****ing 0. Srsly. 3 PTA on a big east team. ****ing patheti c. Scottsdale cu king blows. Ohio peepS are better at a bowl than ReG season. Less douchery Must be the depression. Phx loves us hates tosu. Iphone doucheness made this possible

You channelling the Spictard?

[Andrew Longman]

Iphone doucheness made this possible

Oh

I thought you had started drinking early. ;)

I will try to root against tOSU because Oh How I Hate Ohio State, but seriously unless and untill there is a playoff system I will root for a good game... if I remember to watch at all.

Of course Go KaNuggits, Go Blue.

[dando]

Oh

I thought you had started drinking early. ;)


Drinking + iPhone is about as good of an idea as cell phone use while driving. :saywhat:

GO BUCKS!

-Kevin

[Don Quixote]

ANKtard will sleep through the game, no doubt. I want to see pics of all those fine Texas women!!!!

[Don Quixote]

O - H

[extramundane]

Hang on, my bad. I wish you guys were talking more shot. This is depressing

Yeah, well, the castrated turkeys whooped some Bearcat ass in the Battle of the BCS Castoffs. So there. Or something.

I'm gonna go stick my head in the oven now (again).