Audi_A4
09-11-08, 09:00 AM
http://sports.espn.go.com/rpm/nascar/cup/news/story?id=3579656
• No. 12 -- Matt Kenseth: "Crazy gas prices? I don't care; I'm not payin'."
• No. 11 -- Kevin Harvick: "Bring your helmet to Taco Bell and they'll fill it up with guacamole, free."
• No. 10 -- Jeff Gordon: "Don't have to shave your body like Olympic swimmers … although, why not?"
• No. 9 -- Greg Biffle: "Hasselhoff promised me one of those talking cars."
• No. 8 -- Tony Stewart: "I use old checkered flags to make fabulous throw pillows."
• No. 7 -- Jeff Burton: "There's nothing like going through a car wash at 190 miles per hour."
• No. 6 -- Denny Hamlin: "GPS underpants."
• No. 5 -- Clint Bowyer: "Sorry, I forgot my joke -- I was thinking about Jessica Alba -- man, she's hot."
• No. 4 -- Dale Earnhardt Jr.: "Run out of olive oil? A little Quaker State will spruce up any salad."
• No. 3 -- Jimmie Johnson: "Traveling to exotic locations like Martinsville, Virginia, and Dover, Delaware."
• No. 2 -- Carl Edwards: "At high school reunions, it's fun to ask, 'So what do you do for a living?' "
• And the No. 1 perk of being a NASCAR driver -- Kyle Busch: "After a race, your ass vibrates for days."
• No. 12 -- Matt Kenseth: "Crazy gas prices? I don't care; I'm not payin'."
• No. 11 -- Kevin Harvick: "Bring your helmet to Taco Bell and they'll fill it up with guacamole, free."
• No. 10 -- Jeff Gordon: "Don't have to shave your body like Olympic swimmers … although, why not?"
• No. 9 -- Greg Biffle: "Hasselhoff promised me one of those talking cars."
• No. 8 -- Tony Stewart: "I use old checkered flags to make fabulous throw pillows."
• No. 7 -- Jeff Burton: "There's nothing like going through a car wash at 190 miles per hour."
• No. 6 -- Denny Hamlin: "GPS underpants."
• No. 5 -- Clint Bowyer: "Sorry, I forgot my joke -- I was thinking about Jessica Alba -- man, she's hot."
• No. 4 -- Dale Earnhardt Jr.: "Run out of olive oil? A little Quaker State will spruce up any salad."
• No. 3 -- Jimmie Johnson: "Traveling to exotic locations like Martinsville, Virginia, and Dover, Delaware."
• No. 2 -- Carl Edwards: "At high school reunions, it's fun to ask, 'So what do you do for a living?' "
• And the No. 1 perk of being a NASCAR driver -- Kyle Busch: "After a race, your ass vibrates for days."