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SurfaceUnits
11-20-08, 01:12 AM
The day after the new president’s election, al Qaeda issued a little-noticed statement declaring Barack Obama a murtad, i.e. an apostate whose betrayal of Islam is judged the most heinous. Believers have the duty to execute a murtad unlike other non-believers whose death sentence is optional.

Islam is a religion of peace.
cameraman
11-20-08, 02:17 AM
And the half-life of this thread is what?

Oh and the word is "murtadd"
Michaelhatesfans
11-20-08, 03:19 AM
It's not so much a new hit. More of a rollover type of thing.
Michaelhatesfans
11-20-08, 03:21 AM
Islam is a religion of peace.

Thankfully no one has ever been killed in the name of Christianity.

There. I just took out a hit on this thread.
SurfaceUnits
11-20-08, 09:44 AM
Just in case Al Zawahari surfs through; don't want the mods to be targeted

Just wait
Chaos
11-20-08, 10:13 AM
Thankfully no one has ever been killed in the name of Christianity.

Where would this world be without religion?
SurfaceUnits
11-20-08, 10:21 AM
Just wait; you'll find out
Insomniac
11-20-08, 10:30 AM
I thought Obama wasn't an infidel?
Andrew Longman
11-20-08, 10:41 AM
Al-Zawahiri also called him a "house negro"

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/alqaida-chief-brands-obama-a-house-negro-1026322.html

Given Obama's popularity worldwide, he has to do something to keep up the hate. Things are tough all over, even for Al-Qa'ida :gomer:
SurfaceUnits
11-20-08, 11:08 AM
And the half-life of this thread is what?

Oh and the word is "murtadd"

every forem has its resident Noah Webster wanabees
SurfaceUnits
11-20-08, 11:12 AM
I thought Obama wasn't an infidel?20 years of Rev. Wright and wearing the Jewish skull cap kinda gets al Qaeda upset
datachicane
11-20-08, 12:47 PM
Pathetic.
At least make an effort to keep your story straight.
Michaelhatesfans
11-20-08, 01:19 PM
Damn. I thought I gave them enough to shut this thread down last night. Losing my touch.
datachicane
11-20-08, 03:27 PM
Here, let me try.


Nipple!
oddlycalm
11-20-08, 04:24 PM
Given Obama's popularity worldwide, he has to do something to keep up the hate. Things are tough all over, even for Al-Qa'ida :gomer:
Funny but true. The world mood, including the Muslim media, seems to have grown weary of the same old tune from these guys. A page is turning and they are desperate to remain relevant.

oc
dando
11-20-08, 06:03 PM
Here, let me try.


Nipple!

No, no, no! The word is: Booger.

</WKRP>

:D

-Kevin
datachicane
11-20-08, 06:51 PM
No, no, no! The word is: Booger.

</WKRP>

:D

-Kevin

I was channeling Guy Grand, providing a life lesson to his heir and progeny Youngman Grand.

"Hmmm, no immediate effect..."

Later in the film we're treated to Yul Brenner under sickly green lighting, in drag, singing "Mad About the Boy" to Roman Polanski.
Michaelhatesfans
11-21-08, 02:58 AM
Where would this world be without religion?

No hell below us? Above us only sky?
SurfaceUnits
11-21-08, 10:52 AM
Damn. I thought I gave them enough to shut this thread down last night. Losing my touch.

I think the mods like to watch some of you some times. I hear some places even have private forums where they discuss such things
datachicane
11-21-08, 11:21 AM
Who kicked your dog?
SurfaceUnits
11-21-08, 12:47 PM
what are you going to cash in your accumulated web points for?
datachicane
11-21-08, 12:52 PM
A nice shovel.
Michaelhatesfans
11-21-08, 08:08 PM
I hear some places even have private forums where they discuss such things

Well, that's just crappy.