smack gone?

[formulaben]

Could be a woman.

:rofl:

[Al Czervik]

We need Smack, especially today!

[gpflepsen]

We need Smack, especially today!

Of all days for smack to be M.I.A. :rofl:

[ferrarigod]

We need Smack, especially today!

seriously. :(

[eiregosod]

wait until the Dam is unleashed :rofl:

[grungex]

They're baaaaackkk....

[Hameroids]

Thanks OCF :thumbup:

[TravelGal]

NOW what?

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[extramundane]

NOW what?

We apologize for the inconvenience. Please contact the webmaster/ tech support immediately to have them rectify this.
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I'm pretty sure it's related to this (http://www.break.com/index/drunkest-guy-ever-goes-for-more-beer.html).

[Cam]

FB down too? We all know whos fault.

[Indy]

FB down too? We all know whos fault.

Speak English, you crazy Aussie.

[aportinga]

This f'in sux:thumdown:

[RusH]

Just make this a sticky already :gomer:

[Indy]

C'mon man, I got the shakes here. I got bugs crawling under my skin! :saywhat:

[G.]

C'mon man, I got the shakes here. I got bugs crawling under my skin! :saywhat:

Use this:

http://www.diracdelta.co.uk/science/source/w/i/wire%20brush/wire-brush.jpg

Be sure to get deep into the corners, where they hide.

:p


C'mon, Cam!

[Lux Interior]

I kind of like smack being down. I hope it never comes back:gomer:

[Indy]

I kind of like smack being down. I hope it never comes back:gomer:

Well, it certainly would eliminate some blackmail material for some of us. :rofl:

[Lux Interior]

Well, it certainly would eliminate some blackmail material for some of us. :rofl:

Yeah - like this - Mr. Smith, on June 28, 2009, did you post a picture showing the face of a exhumed female corpse with the caption "Gentleman, start your engines"? :rofl:

[Indy]

I was thinking more along the lines of, "Mr. Wilke, regarding this picture which was posted on an internet site known for its depravity, are you telling us that you were pictured as a baseball catcher?" :rofl:

[indyfan31]

Ok, I can't take it anymore, the curiousity is killing me. What the hell is "smack"?

[Lux Interior]

Ok, I can't take it anymore, the curiousity is killing me. What the hell is "smack"?

www.smackforum.net


Offcamber is the prim and proper girl who is still a virgin and is majoring in elementary education and has a 4.0 grade point average. She wants to teach kindergarden.

Smackforum is her trampy sister who dropped out of high school and is a stripper at a seedy club near the airport. :rofl:

[aportinga]

And that's what this thread needs - trampy hookers:thumbup:

[cameraman]

What thread doesn't need trampy hookers?
I mean really...

Although on second thought it would be better if it had trampy hookers with bacon.

[SteveH]

www.smackforum.net


Smackforum is her trampy sister who dropped out of high school and is a stripper at a seedy club near the airport. :rofl:

They both go down a lot.

[aportinga]

What thread doesn't need trampy hookers?
I mean really...

Although on second thought it would be better if it had trampy hookers with bacon.

http://www.smackforum.net/images/smilies/bananalama.gif

[oddlycalm]

Although on second thought it would be better if it had trampy hookers with bacon.

When you need high end meat clothing always choose Bacon Bra...:gomer:

oc

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzapt

[dando]

When you need high end meat clothing always choose Bacon Bra...:gomer:

oc


I actually googled that earlier and almost post that same pic. I thought better of it, tho, figuring some of the guys on the board would lick their displays. :gomer: :D

-Kevin

[Kiwifan]

I thought better of it, tho, figuring some of the guys on the board would lick their displays. :gomer: :D

-Kevin

You mean we are not supposed too??? :o :o :D

Rusty.

[oddlycalm]

some of the guys on the board would lick their displays. :gomer: :D

-Kevin
I think I can cure that...:D

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzapt....

[dando]

I think I can cure that...:D


Kin folk? :gomer:

-Kevin

[Michaelhatesfans]

I actually googled that earlier and almost post that same pic. I thought better of it, tho, figuring some of the guys on the board would lick their displays. :gomer: :D

-Kevin

BLEEECHHHHH!!! It was dustier than I thought...

[oddlycalm]

Kin folk? :gomer:
No, just some summer recreation fun down at the feed store parking lot.

oc

[cameraman]

IBTL :rofl:

[nrc]

Whoever gets me fired will be banned.

Someone suggested that we should mark this thread as NSFW but I wouldn't want people to think that makes it ok to post just anything.

Please stick to the rules and be respectful of the fact that some people are viewing from work. If something is possibly NSFW but within the rules, please link and warn about the content instead of including.

And yes, this means the line is somewhere between plain old bacon bra and and hot chick nibbling bacon bra. At least today. :tony:

[Indy]

But, Daaaaaaaaadddd!!!!!!!

We like trampy strippers with bacon bras...

[cameraman]

When you need high end meat clothing always choose Bacon Bra...:gomer:

oc

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzapt

HEY!!!!!!!!

Wherz the link? You can't post that & then zap it without at least providing a hint of where to find it:mad::gomer::flame::p

[cart7]

Trampy strippers in bacon bra's??? :eek:

So this is what's become of this place??













I need to check in more often.

[oddlycalm]

HEY!!!!!!!!

Wherz the link? You can't post that & then zap it without at least providing a hint of where to find it:mad::gomer::flame::p
Do a search on bacon bra and it's around 5 pages in. Part of a series from what it looks like. The woman with the obvious implants (the chewee) is easy to spot.

bacon bra (http://mrjeffmccarthy.com/wp-content/images/bacon-bra-baconator-wendys-bacon-bikini-meat-bikini-bacon-bra-meat-bra-food-fetish-meat-fetish-naked-girls-eating-meat-naked-women-meat-2.jpg)

oc

[Don Quixote]

I did not know that Chewbacca has implants. :confused:
http://www.starwarfigure.com/pics/chewbacca6.jpg

[oddlycalm]

I did not know that Chewbacca has implants. :confused:
http://www.starwarfigure.com/pics/chewbacca6.jpg

Going for the Emily Litella angle, eh? :laugh:

oc

[Don Quixote]

ooooh, that's different. Nevermind. :D

[G.]

(thought "sweater meat" was just an expression...)

[STD]

http://i16.tinypic.com/4q690d0.jpg

[cameraman]

Do a search on bacon bra and it's around 5 pages in.

oc

Amazing that an image search for "bacon bra" would get 20,000+ hits:laugh:

[oddlycalm]

Amazing that an image search for "bacon bra" would get 20,000+ hits:laugh:

Right, no solutions to all manner of serious problems but we've got bacon bras nailed down tight...:gomer:

oc

[stroker]

Right, no solutions to all manner of serious problems but we've got bacon bras nailed down tight...:gomer:

oc

America! What a great country!

</Yakov Smirnov>

[grungex]

Gone again? Cam? Help!!!

[TravelGal]

Right, no solutions to all manner of serious problems but we've got bacon bras nailed down tight...:gomer:

oc

Oh, that's gotta hurt. :eek:


Gone again? Cam? Help!!!

Must be Mr. D. Wrought the horrors of H upon the place because his beloved TOney is a gonner.

Geez, I was just reading that thread last night....

[extramundane]

Must be Mr. D. Wrought the horrors of H upon the place because his beloved TOney is a gonner.

I blame Spikkles. :gomer:

[dando]

I blame Spikkles. :gomer:

What's a Spikkles? :confused: :gomer: :saywhat:

-Kevin

[Al Czervik]

What's a Spikkles? :confused: :gomer: :saywhat:

-Kevin

An inebriated skier with bowel control issues

[gerhard911]

n7zfnbdyAW8

:gomer: :eek: :p

[Kiwifan]

What's a Spikkles? :confused: :gomer: :saywhat:

-Kevin

CamChowder? :) :p :D

[G.]

CamChowder? :) :p :D

How long you been waitin' to use that one?

:laugh:

[Kiwifan]

In a weird sorta way I miss the boy. ;) Would have been interesting to hear his take on the latest drama from Indy this week.

Any chance of kissing and making up with the Spicktard there Cam? :\

Rusty.

[extramundane]

In a weird sorta way I miss the boy. ;) Would have been interesting to hear his take on the latest drama from Indy this week.


"ToneyTARD got kickered to the curb (urp), the leeg's days are nmubered, Fred Nation told me so. (hic) Time for drinkies with MOrrisey in the hot tub."

[boob pic]

/scene

[Cam]

"ToneyTARD got kickered to the curb (urp), the leeg's days are nmubered, Fred Nation told me so. (hic) Time for drinkies with MOrrisey in the hot tub."

[boob pic]

/scene

:thumbup:

[TravelGal]

It's baaaa-aack.

[Kiwifan]

It's baaaa-aack.

Not for this guy. I thought after Bathurst with Oldhens 1 2 and 3 he would have opened up Smack for everyone. :) Hope he isn't just blocking Kiwis today.

[Kiwifan]

Cheers ears!

[SurfaceUnits]

it's serious this time

[Lux Interior]

Yeah I am worried. Usually he logs in here when the site is down and he hasn't.

[Spicoli]

If it s too much for Cam, I hope that they keys can be handed over to another "adult" soon. These are ripe moments to point out the idiocy of the IRL and it's hapless blundering management.

Maybe the just put all the cars in a tube and whip them around in circles. :gomer:

Be well Cam

[SurfaceUnits]

Maybe the just put all the cars in a tube and whip them around in circles. :gomer:

Be well Cam

liek skittles down the terlet

[SurfaceUnits]

PT just tweeted that Cam's account was hacked and Cam is not responsible for anything that might be posted online

[Kiwifan]

Bit worried about Austard too. :(

Hope everything is ok way out West Cam, you know all the Kiwis will come back home when the mines run out. ;)

Get well mate.

[cameraman]

Did he shut it down or did it just go down on its own while he is off fishing?

[Spicoli]

Did he shut it down or did it just go down on its own while he is off fishing?

He woulnt shut it down. Unless the Hawaiian Lawyers finally tracked him down.

[BarillaGirl]

I heard from Cam via Facebook a day or so ago. He got out of the hospital and got home, but still has a lot of medical tests to have run, and a close friend of his just died. I'm sure he'll fix the playground as soon as he can, but he's dealing with a lot right now. :(

[SurfaceUnits]

plus some Messican stoled his Green card

[Lux Interior]

I heard from Cam via Facebook a day or so ago. He got out of the hospital and got home, but still has a lot of medical tests to have run, and a close friend of his just died. I'm sure he'll fix the playground as soon as he can, but he's dealing with a lot right now. :(

Glad to hear he is home. :thumbup:

[SteveH]

I heard from Cam via Facebook a day or so ago. He got out of the hospital and got home, but still has a lot of medical tests to have run, and a close friend of his just died. I'm sure he'll fix the playground as soon as he can, but he's dealing with a lot right now. :(

All things considered, that is good news.m

[Spicoli]

plus some Messican stoled his Green. Stuff. :D

Then he is in a world of hurt. Rehabbin and all.

[Ankf00]

Spicoli smells like old.

[Ripped]

I heard from Cam via Facebook a day or so ago. He got out of the hospital and got home, but still has a lot of medical tests to have run, and a close friend of his just died. I'm sure he'll fix the playground as soon as he can, but he's dealing with a lot right now. :(

Whew!!

He hasn't returned any of my FB messages. I was getting worried. Glad to hear he's on the road to recovery. :thumbup::thumbup:

[grungex]

He replied to mine a few hours ago, thank goodness.

[Kiwifan]

All this over some Aussie, sheesh. :D

Take care Cam, take care mate.

[BarillaGirl]

I was happy to be able to chat with him in real time. Any good friend of Peter's is an adopted friend of mine. Now taking applications at Foster's Home for Potentially Wayward Gearheads.

[Cam]

Steve. Ping me iffn ya have Skype. Ta.

[TravelGal]

I was happy to be able to chat with him in real time. Any good friend of Peter's is an adopted friend of mine. Now taking applications at Foster's Home for Potentially Wayward Gearheads.

That's gonna be a small group if you leave the word "Potentially" in there.

[SteveH]

Steve. Ping me iffn ya have Skype. Ta.

Nope, no Skype. And heading across the pond today to see the Bears play in Wembley on Sunday.

Take care buddy. :thumbup:

[Napoleon]

[QUOTE=SteveH;298794 . . . to see the Bears play in Wembley on Sunday. [/QUOTE]

What? Give us a full report when you get back and try not to participate in any Football Hooliganism while you are there.

[Ankf00]

watch green street hooligans.

then watch it again. take notes.

then go curbstomp some limeys. when in rome and all that...

[aportinga]

http://smackforum2.proboards.com/index.cgi

[Lux Interior]

http://smackforum2.proboards.com/index.cgi

Ha ha - racing and politics. Aport you kill me. :rofl:

You forgot the National Guard section. Between May 4th 1970 and the fact that Dan Wheldon was sponsored by the National Guard I predict endless hours of fun!:D

[BarillaGirl]

That's gonna be a small group if you leave the word "Potentially" in there.

Really? I thought it was serving to lower the bar to qualify. But I can see it your way, too.

OK folks, if your Waywardness Potential has been realized, you're pre-accepted. :thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

[Spicoli]

Word on the street is the Hawaiian lawyers rolled in hot but got shut down like Helio's application to the He Man Woman Haters Club. Hate wins again.

Score: smack, 3 - hawaaian lawyers 0

Should be re-emerging shortly. Not due to anything I did, mind you.

[Kiwifan]

[QUOTE=Spicoli;298906 Not due to anything I did, mind you.[/QUOTE]

How many times have we heard that? :D

[nissan gtp]

http://smackforum2.proboards.com/index.cgi

now THAT"S a forum :rofl:

[Spicoli]

http://smackforum2.proboards.com/index.cgi


That sucks andy.:tony:

[Ripped]

Somebody wake up the Austard and we will fix it today. :D

[Cam]

Somebody wake up the Austard and we will fix it today. :D

Tell the Chernobyl fallout to quit kicking my arse. :yuck:

[Ripped]

Tell the Chernobyl fallout to quit kicking my arse. :yuck:

Yuck. Give me a shout when you wake up, mate. :(

[BarillaGirl]

Tell the Chernobyl fallout to quit kicking my arse. :yuck:

HEY! CHERNOBYL FALLOUT! QUIT KICKING CAM'S ARSE! :irked::irked::irked:

√.

You need anything else?

[Chief]

You forgot the National Guard section.
Now, thats comedy! :rofl:

[Lux Interior]

Now, thats comedy! :rofl:

Yeah I knew you'd like that one Chief. I like posting here. No Sleep Til Brooklyn does not seem to be here. It's making me want to start posting again. It's nice:thumbup:

[Lux Interior]

Tell the Chernobyl fallout to quit kicking my arse. :yuck:

Cam, here is my advice for you:

1. Go out to eat at PF Changs
2. Have a crank
3. Sleep 8 hours

You'll feel like a million bucks. :D

[Ziggy]

Wow, it just keeps being down :confused::shakehead

[nissan gtp]

http://smackforum2.proboards.com/index.cgi

2 Members, 39 Guests

:rofl:

[Lux Interior]

2 Members, 39 Guests

:rofl:

It doesn't have the same je ne sais quoi as the original Smackforum.