smack gone?

[Methanolandbrats]

Crap, we need smack back (poster and site).

Mikey's having a meltdown. He probably needs a place to vent.


http://www.trackforum.com/forums/showthread.php?158824-Schedule-complaints-culled-from-various-threads

Poor paffy. :(

:laugh:

Just like at the zoo, chimps screaming, flailing around and flinging balls of **** at each other.

[MoCartt]

Paff and Mikey C. were made for each other...and the whole lot of them are getting exactly what they deserve.

A pox on that series!

Hey...maybe with the recent goings-on if Smack or something like it comes back, there might be even more activity for the hate! Could be a lot of new haters being created.

I'm thinking Doc Austin might be one of the newbies. Seems like he has been coming to grips that the whole thing was nothing but a sham.

:laugh:

[cameraman]

He wouldn't last 10 seconds and why would anyone want him to. I don't understand the people who hang on every word tools like paff, defender, Austin & turn13 post. Who cares what these idiots have to say about anything?

[Rex Karz]

He wouldn't last 10 seconds and why would anyone want him to. I don't understand the people who hang on every word tools like paff, defender, Austin & turn13 post. Who cares what these idiots have to say about anything?

The Braindead Trust at 16th and Georgetown rely on these people to guide them to help make the EARL the gratest racing series in the world. Bigger than F1 and NASCAR . . . combined!!!!

[Ripped]

He wouldn't last 10 seconds and why would anyone want him to. I don't understand the people who hang on every word tools like paff, defender, Austin & turn13 post. Who cares what these idiots have to say about anything?

Exactly. This is why I very rarely read at that cesspool.

[MoCartt]

"Hanging on every word" implies placing an undue value on what they post.

I enjoy it as an uncomfortable, dark, situational comedy and comeuppance for those that deserve it.

Nothing more.

It is understood not everyone seeing it that way.

It's a big world...lots of viewpoints.

[the weebler]

"Hanging on every word" implies placing an undue value on what they post.

I enjoy it as an uncomfortable, dark, situational comedy and comeuppance for those that deserve it.

Nothing more.

It is understood not everyone seeing it that way.

It's a big world...lots of viewpoints.

Lolz. Even here you have to justify your existence. :rofl:

[miatanut]

Exactly. This is why I very rarely read at that cesspool.

It's a barrel of laughs.

[G.]

I post there proudly. :laugh:

Lotsa laughs to be had. How else ya going to enjoy the Leegue That Couldn't Shoot Straight?

[nrc]

We're really not going to start doing a bunch of threads or posts about individuals at other forums. So enough about that.

Also, I have no idea whether some of you are engaging in good natured gibes or whether you actually have issues. Don't be surprised if I stop giving you the benefit of a doubt at some point.

[cameraman]

whether some of you are engaging in good natured gibes or whether you actually have issues

all of the above and all at the same time:laugh:

[Spicoli]

And we need to do something about this soon. Dad says we have to get a job and move out of the house.

[Elmo T]

And we need to do something about this soon. Dad says we have to get a job and move out of the house.

:laugh:

I think it was more like "...if you are going to live in my house, you can't come rolling in at all hours disturbing the rest of the family..."

[MoCartt]

Well cameraman, looks like you're right.

[Lux Interior]

I just whipped up a tray full of evil for Christmas!

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/8150/evilrb.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/534/evilrb.jpg/)

Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)

[the weebler]

^^^

I hope you choke. Lolz. :rofl:

[Spicoli]

Damn, I loves me some deviled eggs. Love em, I do.:thumbup:

[Lux Interior]

Damn, I loves me some deviled eggs. Love em, I do.:thumbup:

Those things lasted about two minutes lol. I had one before they were gone.

[Kiwifan]

Those things lasted about two minutes lol. I had one before they were gone.

You've swapped your wife for Defenders??? ;-)

[Lux Interior]

You've swapped your wife for Defenders??? ;-)

My favorite quote from the D new years wife picture thread was "Celebrating one ton together". :rofl:

[Spicoli]

You've swapped your wife for Defenders??? ;-)

"swapping" and D's wife have never been mentioned in the same sentence before.

Until now.:saywhat:

[Methanolandbrats]

"swapping" and D's wife have never been mentioned in the same sentence before.

Until now.:saywhat:

and it should never be mentioned again :yuck:

[Rex Karz]

Wonder where D and The Hindenburg will be celebrating the new year this weekend? Probably won't be far from the buffet line and chocolate fountain at Golden Corral.

[Spicoli]

Wonder where D and The Hindenburg will be celebrating the new year this weekend? Probably won't be far from the buffet line and chocolate fountain at Golden Corral.

Silly you. The original chocolate fountain is at Johnny Byrds Fatateria in Greenwood Indianer. That's where all the Go,errata hang out on special days, like Thursdays and NYE and any other day they have a reason to belly up to the trough!:thumbup:

Get wit teh program, dood!

[aportinga]

I thought I would do the responsible thing and let everyone know I am about to get wasted :cool:

[Spicoli]

I thought I would do the responsible thing and let everyone know I am about to get wasted :cool:

Me too. Deviled eggs and Stella. Been after it since aboot 2, MST. :hiccup:

[Methanolandbrats]

I thought I would do the responsible thing and let everyone know I am about to get wasted :cool:

I never wooda guessed that. :D

[aportinga]

Me too. Deviled eggs and Stella. Been after it since aboot 2, MST. :hiccup:

Dood that is gross - you're gonna f'in stink tonight!

Season 5 of the Shield and Jim Beam for me... All the ***** nieghbors are too tired to party. I need to move - they were a lot more fun when they were 10 years younger!

[gerhard911]

Based on what I know aboot divorces, you WILL be moving. Soon. To a $h!thole. Crackheads upstairs will make you pine for your former neighbors. Enjoy.

[extramundane]

Me too. Deviled eggs and Stella. Been after it since aboot 2, MST. :hiccup:

We're taste-testing regular Makers Mark vs. Makers 46 vs 1792 Ridgemount Reserve. Only 3 hours in, results are inconclusive, but Gruden/Jaws are almost listenable, so that's a bonus.

The sausage & cheese balls as palette-cleanser probably isn't helping, but damned if it ain't delicious.

[Lux Interior]

Spic what is your recipe (or your wife's) for deviled eggs? I go with the following:

Egg Yolks
Frenches Yello Mustard
Helmanns Mayo
Onion Powder (not Onion salt)
Fresh Cracked Black Pepper
A little horseradish (gives em a little bite)

After I whip this up, I put it into a zip lock bag then cut about 1/4 inch of the corner off - makes it easy to fill the egg halfs perfectly.

Anyone else have any variations I can try? I'm making them again at easter -people request them lol.

Sincerely,

Julia Childs :D

[Methanolandbrats]

Spic what is your recipe (or your wife's) for deviled eggs? I go with the following:

Egg Yolks
Frenches Yello Mustard
Helmanns Mayo
Onion Powder (not Onion salt)
Fresh Cracked Black Pepper
A little horseradish (gives em a little bite)

After I whip this up, I put it into a zip lock bag then cut about 1/4 inch of the corner off - makes it easy to fill the egg halfs perfectly.

Anyone else have any variations I can try? I'm making them again at easter -people request them lol.

Sincerely,

Julia Childs :D

brown mustard, finely chopped green olives and mayo.

[aportinga]

Based on what I know aboot divorces, you WILL be moving. Soon. To a $h!thole. Crackheads upstairs will make you pine for your former neighbors. Enjoy.

Nope

House was acquired before the marraige and we never made the 10 year mark so legally she cannot touch it - it's mine. The only thing she could do is contest and that means she has to find $2,000 for an attorney plus more to go to court for a fight. If if she could the only thing she could get is half the equity which the house earned since she lived here and I am sure you know how home equity has worked out over the last few years...

[Spicoli]

Lux: You are assuming my wife cooks!? Lmfao. She foocks up toaster waffles and hot cocoa.

I buy my deviled eggs at the bar, daily. Well, when I am skiing. Like today, like yesterday, like tomorrow.

Oh WTF, I am still drinky and laying in bed typing away on my damn iPad cause I can't get to sleep cause I drank toommuch, or maybe mot enough. Hard to tell. :D

[Spicoli]

Dood that is gross - you're gonna f'in stink tonight!

Season 5 of the Shield and Jim Beam for me... All the ***** nieghbors are too tired to party. I need to move - they were a lot more fun when they were 10 years younger!

No, they paid more attention to youbwhen you were hauling aroung that you hussy wife of yours.

Advice column time: ditch the ho and move outta the trailer park.

:runs:

[aportinga]

No, they paid more attention to youbwhen you were hauling aroung that you hussy wife of yours.

Advice column time: ditch the ho and move outta the trailer park.

:runs:

Just wait for the next hussy - hotter than the first.

[Spicoli]

Just wait for the next hussy - hotter than the first.

I wood expect nothing less Andy. :thumbup:

[SteveH]

Spic what is your recipe (or your wife's) for deviled eggs? I go with the following:

Egg Yolks
Frenches Yello Mustard
Helmanns Mayo
Onion Powder (not Onion salt)
Fresh Cracked Black Pepper
A little horseradish (gives em a little bite)

After I whip this up, I put it into a zip lock bag then cut about 1/4 inch of the corner off - makes it easy to fill the egg halfs perfectly.

Anyone else have any variations I can try? I'm making them again at easter -people request them lol.

Sincerely,

Julia Childs :D

Top with crumbled bacon.

You're welcome.

[miatanut]

A classic, Smack-style, two completely un-related conversations in the same thread, thread, here at OC! :rofl:

[nissan gtp]

time to bring it back

please :p

[Methanolandbrats]

A classic, Smack-style, two completely un-related conversations in the same thread, thread, here at OC! :rofl:

Fat girls, bacon, drunkeness, egggs and bad smells are one topic :) They can all certainly occur at the same time.

[Rex Karz]

Beerz and devuled eggz givs ya gud fatrs.

[Spicoli]

time to bring it back

please :p

Zackly. In the words of Fabrizio Barbazi hisself "Something MUST be done!"
:D

[Spicoli]

Beerz and devuled eggz givs ya gud fatrs.

Yep.:D

[Ripped]

Gone for good now folks. RIP Cam.

[the weebler]

RIP. :(

[MoCartt]

Damn!

Real sorry to hear that. May he rest in peace.

:(

[Lux Interior]

SMACKEDforum.net? Who's with me?

[Ripped]

SMACKEDforum.net? Who's with me?

Give it some time...






































OK, let's do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D

[G.]

OK, let's do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D

:thumbup:
.

[RusH]

The site was created when Champ Car was still around....does anyone care to go through the trouble of setting it all up again from scratch? really?
It was a parody on trackforum so smacked is not right...maybe plural (forums)

Someone just go to one of the free forum hosts (the ones that look like Dolan`s) and have at it. Forward the registered domain there.

But it will never be the same.

[miatanut]

I don't know. It provides a useful outlet and most of the same folks would continue on.

My recollection was the problem with Smack1 was that the Hawaiian lawyers complained to the web host, which got the hosting canned. The hosts that allow porn wanted a ton of money, which wasn't going to work and that killed Smack1. Biffy, do I have that right?

I thought Cam was actually self-hosting, wasn't he?

[Ripped]

I don't know. It provides a useful outlet and most of the same folks would continue on.

My recollection was the problem with Smack1 was that the Hawaiian lawyers complained to the web host, which got the hosting canned. The hosts that allow porn wanted a ton of money, which wasn't going to work and that killed Smack1. Biffy, do I have that right?

I thought Cam was actually self-hosting, wasn't he?

No, it was through a host site that won't give me the authority to log on to pay the fee.

[the weebler]

Where is Spicoli? Maybe he can pay for it.:rofl:

[Lux Interior]

I started smack v1 and hosted myself in my office. After threatened legal action from another forum who shall remain nameless, my attorney (yes - I had to consult an attorney over this stuff) said do not risk it. So, I gave everything over to cam who was in a different country and hosted the site in Russia or someplace like that. That was in January of 2007 - almost 5 years ago now. Smacked V1 was a riot.

[miatanut]

No, it was through a host site that won't give me the authority to log on to pay the fee.

When my dad's dad passed away, there was all manner of things he needed access to (bank accounts, safe deposit boxes, etc.). Heirs can get access to that stuff.

Maybe let it ride for a while, and eventually get help from the family.

The Cam/Spicoli bickering alone deserves to be preserved if nothing else!

[miatanut]

I started smack v1 and hosted myself in my office. After threatened legal action from another forum who shall remain nameless, my attorney (yes - I had to consult an attorney over this stuff) said do not risk it. So, I gave everything over to cam who was in a different country and hosted the site in Russia or someplace like that. That was in January of 2007 - almost 5 years ago now. Smacked V1 was a riot.

Thanks! :)

[extramundane]

Where is Spicoli? Maybe he can pay for it.:rofl:


Hell, I gave Cam some $$$ for Camwaggen V1 and never got my name in green. :mad:


:D

[TravelGal]

Thanks. I needed a laugh. :D :D

[Lux Interior]

I paid for the domain name registration every year and paid for the forum hosting software for two years.

Whenever I was feeling a little down, I went to the site and just laughed and laughed. Some threads just had an almost magical quality to them they were so funny.

[Rex Karz]

If it ever starts up again, call it Camshaft Forum.

[G.]

If it ever starts up again, call it Camshaft Forum.

Double Camshaft Forum??

[RusH]

It should definitely reference something Cam related( and agreed upon by the majority and family)..otherwise it will be a cheap imitation..just like Tony`s league

[Lux Interior]

Double Camshaft Forum??


Let's just call it theenginpullintree.com and be done with it:D

[Methanolandbrats]

Let's just call it theenginpullintree.com and be done with it:D:thumbup:

[G.]

Let's just call it theenginpullintree.com and be done with it:D

I cannot think of anything on the internet that made me laugh as much as that question. "Which one's the engine pullin tree?" :rofl::laugh:

I also use that saga as a warning to my kids about how easy it is to lose your anonymity on the web. And, why they shouldn't be a****les on the web.



Ripped, Lux (or whomever), please try to get the archival stuff back.

[extramundane]

Hell, l'll revive the damned thing if nobody else wants to. It's too important to just disappear.

And %#+* Spicoli. Just because.

[Spicoli]

Hell, l'll revive the damned thing if nobody else wants to. It's too important to just disappear.

And %#+* Spicoli. Just because.


Agreed. I'm in for whatever $.

[Opposite Lock]

I cannot think of anything on the internet that made me laugh as much as that question. "Which one's the engine pullin tree?" :rofl::laugh:
:rofl: :thumbup:


I also use that saga as a warning to my kids about how easy it is to lose your anonymity on the web. And, why they shouldn't be a****les on the web.


It's probably a really good idea to propagate that warning, too. :cool:

[Kahauna Dreamer]

Hell, l'll revive the damned thing if nobody else wants to. It's too important to just disappear.

And %#+* Spicoli. Just because.

It is not that I don't want to. I don't know anything about any of it.

[Spicoli]

It is not that I don't want to. I don't know anything about any of it.

Liar. You knowed the password to the ho forum. I seened you in hare afore. :D

But seriously, we will mAke something happen. And **** the Hawaiian lawyers. We got firepower beyond the douche squad of whomever. Really. Don't ,rss with thevdrunk guys at the end of the bar, my daddy told me once.
:cool:

[Ripped]

Hell, l'll revive the damned thing if nobody else wants to. It's too important to just disappear.

And %#+* Spicoli. Just because.

We are going to get it back up and running in the New Year. Biffy is doing some of the leg work now. I'm going to take one more shot at trying to get the host site to let me pay the bill and take over those payments. Failing that we'll start it all over again. We'll need some screen shots if anyone has them to try to duplicate the look as close as we can.

Damn, I'm gonna miss Cam. :(

[Spicoli]

I am assembling an all star legal team. Let them jacquards try to mess with us this time.:flame:

[Lux Interior]

smackedforum.net or enginpullintree.com :D

[MoCartt]

Ripped, Lux,

I run three web stores driven off databases. I've never worked a forum, but I think I could get it figured out. I know they use .php pages and they may use 'includes' which tie some pf the page graphics and parts of the site together, etc. and how some iof the code calls up the database, etc.

Also, I have that vector art of the logo and type that I created and wouldn't mind helping out with the graphics, like a new page header with a better llama, if you so desire. Plus photoshop skills, etc.

I'm getting pretty good with html page code in all its forms, so any help that I can give to get it up running and looking sweet, let me know.

[Methanolandbrats]

Do not change the Llama :D

[Lux Interior]

Ripped, Lux,

I run three web stores driven off databases. I've never worked a forum, but I think I could get it figured out. I know they use .php pages and they may use 'includes' which tie some pf the page graphics and parts of the site together, etc. and how some iof the code calls up the database, etc.

Also, I have that vector art of the logo and type that I created and wouldn't mind helping out with the graphics, like a new page header with a better llama, if you so desire. Plus photoshop skills, etc.

I'm getting pretty good with html page code in all its forms, so any help that I can give to get it up running and looking sweet, let me know.

Mo the software is called vBulletin - you basically install it and there is some configuration and that is it. My IT guy says it's a snap.

OF COURSE we will have the llama! The only hard thing is going to be tracking down all those emoticons we had - some of those were very hard for me to find. I'm sure with some smacky help we could do it.

[TravelGal]

I cannot think of anything on the internet that made me laugh as much as that question. "Which one's the engine pullin tree?" :rofl::laugh:

I also use that saga as a warning to my kids about how easy it is to lose your anonymity on the web. And, why they shouldn't be a****les on the web.

Ripped, Lux (or whomever), please try to get the archival stuff back.

Enginepullintree would sure bring in the rednecks. Sorry I missed that one. I didn't have time to visit often and you HAD to keep up or you missed the best part.

Agreed on the outing. One reason I slacked off (pun intended) was that someone figured out who I was after about 5 posts. What good's a nut house if the other inmates know you? It wasn't Cheers, after all.

I await developments and wish you guys the best.

[Lux Interior]

Enginepullintree would sure bring in the rednecks. Sorry I missed that one. I didn't have time to visit often and you HAD to keep up or you missed the best part.

Agreed on the outing. One reason I slacked off (pun intended) was that someone figured out who I was after about 5 posts. What good's a nut house if the other inmates know you? It wasn't Cheers, after all.

I await developments and wish you guys the best.

Just come anyway - the abuse is CLEANSING. I'm a better person for having endured it. Thicker skinned now:D

I'm going in with a new username this time, but those vultures will also figure out it's me after 5 posts. That's what's so much fun about it. In fact, I had a great time just laughing at all the usernames.

Go with a really stupid and juvenile name too - Hugh G Rekshun and Dick Smack are two great examples. I already have a username picked out.

[Kiwifan]

One reason I slacked off (pun intended) was that someone figured out who I was after about 5 posts.


I didn't! I always thought you were "Sue" for some reason. ;)

A couple of points, I miss Cam already even tho he didn't like Kiwis much. :) I think kudos must go to the Boss here for even allowing this thread and I don't think I have ever laughed so much as I did at Smack. Comedy Gold.

Oh yeah, Happy New Year you lot, 18 deg C, clear and calm and a high of 25. Perfect!!


Rusty.

PS, who was Bad Kitty? I always thought we had "lots to talk about."

[miatanut]

PS, who was Bad Kitty? I always thought we had "lots to talk about."

I'm not going to out her, but we PM'ed and emailed a bit and eventually she found the guys really getting at each other stuff tiresome. Probably the decline of American Open Wheel Racing played a part too.

[Kahauna Dreamer]

Ripped, Lux,

I run three web stores driven off databases. I've never worked a forum, but I think I could get it figured out. I know they use .php pages and they may use 'includes' which tie some pf the page graphics and parts of the site together, etc. and how some iof the code calls up the database, etc.

Also, I have that vector art of the logo and type that I created and wouldn't mind helping out with the graphics, like a new page header with a better llama, if you so desire. Plus photoshop skills, etc.

I'm getting pretty good with html page code in all its forms, so any help that I can give to get it up running and looking sweet, let me know.
Mo,

Letting you know - please check your PMs?

[TravelGal]

Just come anyway - the abuse is CLEANSING. I'm a better person for having endured it. Thicker skinned now:D

I'm going in with a new username this time, but those vultures will also figure out it's me after 5 posts. That's what's so much fun about it. In fact, I had a great time just laughing at all the usernames.

Go with a really stupid and juvenile name too - Hugh G Rekshun and Dick Smack are two great examples. I already have a username picked out.

:) I eventually realized that if you could survive a pasting by Spicoli (or Ziggy for that matter), you could blow off anything the business world had to offer. It really just turned into a time issue although I do agree with Baddy Kitty that the posters could get a bit, shall we say, repetitive. A name extolling the virtues of male appendages is not quite my style. I chose a name in the sardonic tradition of the place. I thought *everyone* would realize that the TravelGal had B een T here D one T hat.

[Ripped]

Ripped, Lux,

I run three web stores driven off databases. I've never worked a forum, but I think I could get it figured out. I know they use .php pages and they may use 'includes' which tie some pf the page graphics and parts of the site together, etc. and how some iof the code calls up the database, etc.

Also, I have that vector art of the logo and type that I created and wouldn't mind helping out with the graphics, like a new page header with a better llama, if you so desire. Plus photoshop skills, etc.

I'm getting pretty good with html page code in all its forms, so any help that I can give to get it up running and looking sweet, let me know.

It is decided. Mo will be in charge of changing Biffy's name every two weeks. :D:D
And maybe giving some National Gaurd history lessons too!!! :eek::eek:

[Indy]

PS, who was Bad Kitty? I always thought we had "lots to talk about."

Haha, if you have a message, I will pass it on to her for you. :D

[Kiwifan]

Originally I thought it was our own TravelGal but towards the end I figured it was Spiccys missus. :)

[Kahauna Dreamer]

Originally I thought it was our own TravelGal but towards the end I figured it was Spiccys missus. :)
Nah...BK could prolly beat him up, though! :laugh:

[Methanolandbrats]

:) ... A name extolling the virtues of male appendages is not quite my style.

So you are not an aficianado of smoked meat? :gomer:

[Spicoli]

No, I am just drinking. Sounds like fun though

[TravelGal]

No, I am just drinking. Sounds like fun though

Badda bing. I couldn't do better than that, no way, no how.

[RusH]

:burp::gomer:

[Sorachi Ace]

http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/nwitimes.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/e/95/e952dc35-5c0e-5c36-8ed7-18ea42ea741b/4e34c539a385d.image.jpg

[Spicoli]

Dang that was a tough one yesterday. The snow is deteriorating rapidly, but it was sunny and nice out so we just started drinking. Started at the snow bar mid mountain. I met a funny guy named Pat Weiss, who was Charlie Weiss's brother. We had some beer, bloodies, then turned to Rumplminz. Met another guy who called himself Mexican Beiber. I had my hawaiian punch shirt on, so they called me Punchy. We had some drinks too. Took a few bomber runs on the ice which my wife scolded me for doing. Not wise drunkles skiing with a hip replacement. Went to the hot tub and pool, drank some red red wine. Had dinner at Baked In Telluride, sammiches and IPAs. Then my boys picked up a cute 12 and 13 year old sister combo. We rode the gondola to the veery spendy Allreds restaurant with them, and had more booze and cheesecakes. I think i paid the bill and we watched the ball drop in times square and I just wooed up, and man does my head hurt. The boys are in their bedroom, alone. Thank goodness.:D

[Rex Karz]

Do not change the Llama :D

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/5646/bananaonllama.gif

[MoCartt]

Do not change the Llama :D

Never...but I am working at recreating some illustration vector line art so that we can do some t-shirts and have a decent file of the llama and 'nana rider for other uses and to have them lookin' spiffy for the new site's banner header.

I did a version back in '09, but I recently found a better image of the llama that allowed me to figure out the look better than the small animated gif like Rex just posted. I think I got it all looking pretty good and just sent it off to KD to work with.

I think everyone is gonna like the new header...it has more punch!

[Kahauna Dreamer]

^^^ What Mo said...we haven't dropped anything, just updated and added a couple things. :D

[Methanolandbrats]

Awesome, thanks :thumbup:

[Rex Karz]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/5646/bananaonllama.gif http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/5646/bananaonllama.gif http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/5646/bananaonllama.gif http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/5646/bananaonllama.gif

That's four llamas for you.

[Spicoli]

a-hem. :confused:

:taptaptaptap:

[aportinga]

Bla Bla Bla Motel 6 Austin $60 bucks bla bla bla