poor eddie van halen

[High Sided]

look at what his ex wife has gone and done :thumbup::thumbup:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/03/25/valeriebertinellibikinibodypeople_2.jpg

[SteveH]

milfilicious :thumbup:

[Methanolandbrats]

Good Lord, the art director cranked up the noise reduction on that shot...she looks like she is made of Porcelien.

[Sean Malone]

Good Lord, the art director cranked up the noise reduction on that shot...she looks like she is made of Porcelien.

Photoshop airbrush. :) But I'd hit it.

[oddlycalm]

Good Lord, the art director cranked up the noise reduction on that shot...she looks like she is made of Porcelien.

Yup, that one's been 'shopped to within an inch of it's life. :laugh:

oc

[Methanolandbrats]

Photoshop airbrush. :) But I'd hit it. That old stuff smells the same thin as it does fat.:gomer:

[Gnam]

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/9965/captny10703090648people.jpg

Photoshop or not...I think Eddie has bigger issues, like finding fresh brains. :eek:

[Dirk Diggler]

There should be a law against airbrushing over camel toe.

[Sean Malone]

That old stuff smells the same thin as it does fat.:gomer:

Like cigarettes and Jim Beam?:D

[Methanolandbrats]

Like cigarettes and Jim Beam?:D Like an old high mileage car with a lot of loose parts.

[IlliniRacer]

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/9965/captny10703090648people.jpg

Photoshop or not...I think Eddie has bigger issues, like finding fresh brains. :eek:

Grandma??? :saywhat:

[Methanolandbrats]

Grandma??? :saywhat::rofl:

[chop456]

I'd imagine Eddie's doing just fine. And he can give them the boot if they start yapping too much. :D

[Michaelhatesfans]

I think Malone and M&Brats are working on the new Tom Waits album...

Like cigarettes and Jim Beam,
Like an old high mileage car with a lot of loose parts...

A little bit of piano is all that needs.:D

[Michaelhatesfans]

Photoshop or not...I think Eddie has bigger issues, like finding fresh brains. :eek:

Go for the head!!!

[KaBoom21]

What did she do to her eyes? Creepy.

[oddlycalm]

There should be a law against airbrushing over camel toe.

There is, but only in Botswana and Tierra del Fuego.

oc

[oddlycalm]

What did she do to her eyes? Creepy.

IMO the entire exercise is creepy. Here is the 49yr old mom reality prior to the chop shop, photoshopped Jenny Craig pimping People Magazine version. Worth doing all that to yourself just so you can hawk the food version of predatory mortgages to people that want to believe in the tooth fairy...? :yuck:

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070730/valerie_bertinelli.jpg

[Methanolandbrats]

IMO the entire exercise is creepy. Here is the 49yr old mom reality prior to the chop shop, photoshopped Jenny Craig pimping People Magazine version. Worth doing all that to yourself just so you can hawk the food version of predatory mortgages to people that want to believe in the tooth fairy...? :yuck:

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070730/valerie_bertinelli.jpg

I'd pound that version :thumbup:

[chop456]

I'd pound that version :thumbup:

You'd triple team her, Bonnie Franklin and McKenzie Phillips, too. :D

[Don Quixote]

:rofl: :rofl:

Why stop there. We will throw in Schnieder for free.

[Brickman]

Being the nice guy I am I set my wife up with Jenny Craig, she's lost 27 lbs...:eek: but I she won't be on my hit list even if she gets to 50.

[Methanolandbrats]

You'd triple team her, Bonnie Franklin and McKenzie Phillips, too. :D

Hell ya :D

[SteveH]

Hell ya :D

knock yourself out

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/061RgIf2xf0Fu/610x.jpg

[G.]

Let's hijax with hot 50-somethings!

http://nataliaantonova.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/jennifer-tilly.jpg

[Methanolandbrats]

knock yourself out

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/061RgIf2xf0Fu/610x.jpg

I wish you had'nt posted that :D

[Michaelhatesfans]

I'd pound that version :thumbup:

When I saw that photo, I was choosing my words. I think you covered it.
:laugh:

[Napoleon]

Valarie was always my fantasy girl when I was younger, so I would hit her.

A year or two ago I saw Van Halen in concert and her and Eddie's 16 was the bassist. He looked like a 16 year old chunky male version of her. It was kind of creepy.