Weird News Items

[trish]

Inmate hides gun... (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090808/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_fat_hides_gun)

[nrc]

I wish I could go back and not click on that link. :yuck: :)

[trish]

Wait till they find out he is really a she. :eek:

[Methanolandbrats]

Wait till they find out he is really a she. :eek:

More places to hide stuff :D And I'd quit my job before I'd look for it.

[trish]

They couldn't identify her through the usual means because he removed her fingers and teeth. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090822/ap_on_en_tv/us_reality_contestant_slaying

[trish]

Plane hit by cars. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090823/ap_on_re_us/us_plane_crash_freeway)

[nissan gtp]

Plane hit by cars. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090823/ap_on_re_us/us_plane_crash_freeway)

vee vill pimp your plane

[RusH]

Wait till they find out he is really a she. :eek:

Lady Gaga joke? :rofl:

[trish]

Thanks, Louie! :rofl:

Just weird. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/21/man-sought-by-police-for_n_399932.html)

[SurfaceUnits]

Famous San Francisco Sea Lions Abandon Their Pier 39 Post | Wired
The blubbery sea lions at Pier 39, one of San Francisco's smelliest and most famous tourist attractions, are gone.

I'm thinking a major catastrophy is looming

[nrc]

I'm thinking a major catastrophy is looming

This translation of their last message for the Bay Area just in: "Learn to swim."

[Indy]

Vogons on the way?

[nrc]

Vogons on the way?

That would be, "So long and thanks for all the fish."

[cameraman]

They wandered off to Oregon. Their motto:

Like anchovies, will travel.

[emjaya]

Bikie caught with $3400 stuffed between his buttocks: police (http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/bikie-caught-with-3400-stuffed-between-his-buttocks-police-20120314-1uz0n.html)

Who would want to be a cop. :yuck: