**** my dad says

[Ankf00]

:laugh:

forewarning: crotchety geezer language abounds

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays


"Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me."


"Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices... Jesus, Joni (my mom) it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn't even real dammit!"


"It's watering plants, Justin. You just take a God damned hose and you put it over the plant. You don't even pay rent, just do it. S***."


"They serve Jim Beam on airplanes. Tastes like piss. You wouldn't be able to tell the difference, because you drink s***. I don't."

[Don Quixote]

:laugh:

forewarning: crotchety geezer language abounds

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
This is unbelievable. This must be my brother's blog. :\

[dando]

Ank must be gripping about the Okie game already to post this shizzle. :gomer:

-Kevin

[Ankf00]

It's like a twitterfied Red Foreman.

[TKGAngel]

The cell phone v-mail one was my favorite.

It's a tossup, but I think the "My Drunk Texts" feed might be a tiny bit funnier.

[High Sided]

best quote from my mom back around 1972 while driving....

me.... mom, why do black people drive such big cars

my mom.... because white people won't sell them houses

probably some truth to it :\

[Ankf00]

The cell phone v-mail one was my favorite.

It's a tossup, but I think the "My Drunk Texts" feed might be a tiny bit funnier.

drunk texts from last night? that one is solid.

[Ankf00]

"Does anyone your age know how to comb their ****ing hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started ****ing."8:33 PM Oct 5th from web

# "It's not the gardener's job to pick up the dog ****. If you don't want to pick up the dog ****, then learn a skill like gardening."


:rofl:

[Gnam]

Twitter sensation **** My Dad Says is headed to television.

CBS has picked up a comedy project based on the Twitter account, which has enlisted more than 700,000 followers since launching in August and has made its creator, Justin Halpern, an Internet star.
...
Fox is developing a multicamera comedy based on popular Web site TextsFromLastNight, with Sony TV and Happy Madison producing.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3ia4b706c7ade5c201ef51c5f91bc9ff77

"The tweet was much better." :shakehead:laugh:

[G.]

I've been following this, and I didn't know that this was one dad, I thought it was a compilation of reader inputs.

[Ankf00]

I hate hollywood.

[Don Quixote]

I hate hollywood. Yeah, this will be as big a hit as the caveman show.

[Gnam]

Excellent spin off: http://shitmykidsruined.com/

That's a shame. :rofl: