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mapguy
10-29-09, 02:35 PM
Walmart sells caskets. (http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_constraint=0&ic=48_0&search_query=caskets&Find.x=0&Find.y=0&Find=Find)

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nrc
10-29-09, 02:37 PM
The tagline on their logo is somewhat ironic on that page. :D
Michaelhatesfans
10-29-09, 04:10 PM
What, no black one with a big number "3" on the side?
Gnam
10-29-09, 04:18 PM
I have an image of a family wheeling in the remains of the dearly departed, making a stop a the suit rack, picking out a casket, and waiting in line at the onsite chapel. After the service the the family does it's weekly shopping, while the casket is loaded on to a 18-wheeler headed straight to hell.
Michaelhatesfans
10-29-09, 04:46 PM
I have an image of a family wheeling in the remains of the dearly departed, making a stop a the suit rack, picking out a casket, and waiting in line at the onsite chapel. After the service the the family does it's weekly shopping, jamming up the express lane while they spend fifteen minutes looking for the checkbook, and a further ten trying to come up with suitable I.D., while the casket is loaded on to a 18-wheeler headed straight to hell.

You missed a crucial part. It's fixed.:thumbup:
oddlycalm
10-29-09, 07:22 PM
So how come nobody has posted a product review...? :confused:

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datachicane
10-29-09, 07:27 PM
I foresee a comedic opportunity there for some enterprising individual...
IlliniRacer
10-29-09, 09:13 PM
and its listed in the category "For The Home"

May lead to a new category on my new favorite website - People of Walmart (http://www.peopleofwalmart.com)
Michaelhatesfans
10-30-09, 03:31 AM
Boy, do they know their customers, or what?:rofl:

"Return Information
Due to FTC regulations, Walmart.com can only accept a return of a casket, urn or memorial jewelry due to freight or cosmetic damage from shipping. Walmart stores cannot accept the return of any casket or urn. "
JLMannin
10-30-09, 12:05 PM
Boy, do they know their customers, or what?:rofl:



Yes, they know their customers. The first one is a wide body, 4" wider than normal.
oddlycalm
10-30-09, 09:20 PM
May lead to a new category on my new favorite website - People of Walmart (http://www.peopleofwalmart.com)
That's one of the funniest/scariest sites I've seen in a while. :cool:

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EVL29
10-31-09, 04:00 PM
Scroll all the way to the bottom of the page.


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