Lizzerd
06-05-03, 05:14 PM
I've noticed a trend here recently. Seems that many of you have a drinking problem, or more accurately, a problem drinking. I recall reading that some of you seem to think you are owed a keyboard/monitor by someone who caused you to spit your coffee/soft drink/beer on it by submitting a humorous post which you just happened to be reading at the time. Additionally, none of the offending posters seem to have accepted responsibility for their actions.
I hereby offer... Spit Insurance.
* Protect yourself from having to buy a new keyboard because your Pepsi saturated the keyboard switches after being forced to laugh by a fellow OC contributor.
* Protect yourself if you have an occasional sense of humor when someone ruins their mouse or monitor because of your post.
* No-Fault Full Coverange ($11.95 per month) and Liability Only ($9.95 per month, $12.95 deductible per incident) plans are available. PayPal and cash only. .
* For future and ongoing conflicts between the uninsured, I offer arbitration services for $20 per incident.
* Plan availabe to registered members only.
* Email or PM me for details.
Of course, you can safely avoid having to purchase Spit Insurance, if you just would simply follow this advise: DON'T READ HUMOROUS POSTS WHILE SIPPING YOUR BEVERAGE AND DON'T TRY TO BE FUNNY!
Disclaimer: I am not licensed to sell insurance in Indiana or any other state, commonwealth, nation, or planet. All claims are payable only if you know where I live. Nor am I an attorney. I occasionally play one on internet forums, though. This thread is for advertisement purposes only, and is therefore immune from any claims of ruined monitors/keyboards resulting from reading it.
I hereby offer... Spit Insurance.
* Protect yourself from having to buy a new keyboard because your Pepsi saturated the keyboard switches after being forced to laugh by a fellow OC contributor.
* Protect yourself if you have an occasional sense of humor when someone ruins their mouse or monitor because of your post.
* No-Fault Full Coverange ($11.95 per month) and Liability Only ($9.95 per month, $12.95 deductible per incident) plans are available. PayPal and cash only. .
* For future and ongoing conflicts between the uninsured, I offer arbitration services for $20 per incident.
* Plan availabe to registered members only.
* Email or PM me for details.
Of course, you can safely avoid having to purchase Spit Insurance, if you just would simply follow this advise: DON'T READ HUMOROUS POSTS WHILE SIPPING YOUR BEVERAGE AND DON'T TRY TO BE FUNNY!
Disclaimer: I am not licensed to sell insurance in Indiana or any other state, commonwealth, nation, or planet. All claims are payable only if you know where I live. Nor am I an attorney. I occasionally play one on internet forums, though. This thread is for advertisement purposes only, and is therefore immune from any claims of ruined monitors/keyboards resulting from reading it.