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DjDrOmusic
06-09-03, 02:27 PM
Those of you who have come to Woo Doggies for the race watching get togethers have met my daughter Theresa, the one with the huge crush on Jeemy. Well my little girl is a finalist for the 2003 Miss Ohio Junior Teen contest. I am very proud of her for going after something she really wants, now if she would just put that much effort into cleaning her room I'd be doing backflips of joy! Any websites want to sponsor an ad for her in the program??
;) :D
WOW scared me there for a minute DR. Thought you were having another one. ;) Congrats! That is great about Theresa.
DjDrOmusic
06-09-03, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by mello
WOW scared me there for a minute DR. Thought you were having another one. ;) Congrats! That is great about Theresa.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
RaceChic
06-09-03, 06:06 PM
Congrats DjDrOmusic!!!!
Any pictures you can put here with her permission? :D
DjDrOmusic
06-09-03, 07:40 PM
Not yet, but as soon as I can I will post them!:D
Lizzerd
06-10-03, 07:09 PM
Doc, I don't remember where I got this, and I don't have a daughter, but here's some advise...
Ten Simple Rules for Dating MY Daughter:
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys your age to wear their trousers so loose that they appear to be falling off. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during your date with my daughter, I will use my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely to your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough for my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car--there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face watching you from the window is mine.
LOL Lizzerd! I bet everyone thanks god they are not your daughter.. hahahahahah
RaceChic
06-10-03, 09:00 PM
Lizzerd, you are beginning to scare me.......:saywhat: :saywhat: :saywhat:
I only have 1 rule for the boys when my daughter starts dating...they must meet me face to face. After that it's up to them to do the right thing...and whether they live a long pain free life, or not.
BTW DDO congrats to your daughter:thumbup:
Sean O'Gorman
06-10-03, 10:37 PM
So, now that any confidence I may have had when it comes to meeting the future Mrs. O'Gorman's parents is out the window...:)
devilmaster
06-10-03, 10:59 PM
Rocket, I want to confirm, for safety's sake......
http://www.villarrealdoan.com/images/ocmemberphotos/atthetrack/rocket_n_angels.JPG
None of these is your daughter, right? ;)
Steve
Look at the smile on Rocket...:thumbup:
devilmaster
06-10-03, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by RTKar
Look at the smile on Rocket...:thumbup:
Even more telling.....
Look at the smile of the girl standing right in front of Rocket as she hangs on for dear life..... :laugh:
Steve
I can confirm, that none of them are my daughter, this is my girl http://community.webshots.com/photo/73469647/73470593lkMWic
Lizzerd
06-11-03, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by rocket
...they must meet me face to face.
That alone should put the fear of God in them.
DjDrOmusic
06-11-03, 02:45 AM
Thanks for all the advice, just know that I am locking Theresa in her room until she is 32, and she can have all the pizza she wants, since that is what will fit under the door! :D
devilmaster
06-11-03, 02:53 AM
Originally posted by SOG35
So, now that any confidence I may have had when it comes to meeting the future Mrs. O'Gorman's parents is out the window...:)
And Sean, just be happy its your confidence out the window, and not your body.... ;) :laugh:
Steve
RaceChic
06-11-03, 07:43 AM
Originally posted by DjDrOmusic
Thanks for all the advice, just know that I am locking Theresa in her room until she is 32, and she can have all the pizza she wants, since that is what will fit under the door! :D
Than if you lock her in her room till she's my age, she might come out like me. You sure you wanna do that??? :eek: :eek: :eek:
DjDrOmusic
06-11-03, 11:35 AM
Originally posted by RaceChic
Than if you lock her in her room till she's my age, she might come out like me. You sure you wanna do that??? :eek: :eek: :eek:
If my daughter turned out like you, I'd be very proud!:)
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