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pchall
08-12-10, 12:57 PM
The guy can see what made CART great but his fully attached to the IMS apron chains.
dando
08-12-10, 01:03 PM
The guy can see what made CART great but his fully attached to the IMS anchor.

Fixed. ;)

-Kevin
Don Quixote
08-12-10, 01:06 PM
If he had only asked us first, we could have saved him all this aggravation.
Gnam
08-12-10, 02:05 PM
How long before he resigns in protest? :tony:
STD
08-12-10, 02:30 PM
All I see is RR playing the game trying to round them up a new way without the kicking and screaming part. Really lame. :gomer:
Indy
08-12-10, 08:23 PM
Working for the Hulman-George family would be like working for the Adams Family. Except that the H-G's are much less normal than the Adams'. And less intelligent. And less talented. And less generous. And ten times as exasperating.

I hope they are paying you well, Randy.
Duroc
08-12-10, 08:59 PM
You just don't know what Iowa and Kansas mean.. or meant.. or whatever, but enough about the difficulties in finding promoters interested in paying a sanctioning fee...LOOK (http://www.autoweek.com/article/20100812/IRL/100819940) everybody, Special ED is BACK!
oddlycalm
08-14-10, 10:59 PM
Randy Bernard - We lost 15-20 million fans during the late 90's and we have to get them back

Randy's plans for reshuffling the deck chairs always seem to come up well short of being able to cover all the scorched earth. :gomer:

oc
Methanolandbrats
08-14-10, 11:18 PM
Unless somebody invents a time machine and takes us back to the early 90s, it's all ****ing over.
Duroc
08-16-10, 12:17 AM
15-20 million

He's taking the best ever TV rating from the 500 and extrapolating that into the current potential open wheel fan base. :laugh:

I see they brought Cotman back in as "project manager for the development of its 2012 technical program". The teams were getting concerned about the lack of any actual technical specs for the '12 sled.

Wait.... :saywhat:

Sure, the ICONIC deal was a predetermined scam rather than a cold eyed analysis of the technical and fiscal merits, but is there nothing there other than the 3D equivalent of a cool car drawing on the cover of a spiral notebook? I guess no one involved expects the crapwagon MkII to turn a wheel, so why burn the man hours?

Oh man, the ******** piled up so fast at 16th & Georgetown you needed wings to stay above it.
oddlycalm
08-16-10, 02:18 AM
they brought Cotman back in as "project manager for the development of its 2012 technical program". The teams were getting concerned about the lack of any actual technical specs for the '12 sled.
They should have brought him back to run the racing and told Brainfart to go away. As long as that sack of manure is running things they won't have any credibility with anyone serious.

oc
BarillaGirl
08-16-10, 09:25 AM
Unless somebody invents a time machine and takes us back to the early 90s, it's all ****ing over.

You would not believe how hard I am working on this. Next stop, 1988.
Don Quixote
08-16-10, 11:04 AM
You would not believe how hard I am working on this. Next stop, 1988.We all looked good in 1988. :D
opinionated ow
08-16-10, 11:13 AM
We all looked good in 1988. :D

I was a very cute baby back then...the last 20 years haven't been so kind in that regard either :p
Methanolandbrats
08-16-10, 11:27 AM
You would not believe how hard I am working on this. Next stop, 1988.

Just turn it back to 1992 and fix both CART and IMSA GTP. :)
patski
08-16-10, 01:41 PM
Just turn it back to 1992 and fix both CART and IMSA GTP. :)

CART did NOT need fixing.
Methanolandbrats
08-16-10, 01:49 PM
CART did NOT need fixing.

OK Mr Linguistics, does "restore" work better for you? :D
oddlycalm
08-16-10, 03:42 PM
Just turn it back to 1992 and fix both CART and IMSA GTP. :)
Yes, preferably at gun point and with an "or else" since now we know exactly what the alternative is. :irked:

oc
BarillaGirl
08-16-10, 07:58 PM
After I get the DeLorean working, I'm still headed for 1988, but it will be no trouble to drop people off at 1992 if they like.

Any other stops I'll need to make?
Don Quixote
08-16-10, 08:05 PM
Any other stops I'll need to make?What day was TG conceived? :\
BarillaGirl
08-17-10, 12:37 AM
What day was TG conceived? :\

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Guessing from wikipedia, probably the last week of March 1959. Shall I take George Clooney back with me to distract his mother? or would Marty McFly be sufficient?
Methanolandbrats
08-17-10, 01:01 AM
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Guessing from wikipedia, probably the last week of March 1959. Shall I take George Clooney back with me to distract his mother? or would Marty McFly be sufficient?

If you perfect this thing, what's the cost to take me back to about 10 minutes before my first girlfriend and I got busy? :D
TravelGal
08-17-10, 01:06 AM
Guessing from wikipedia, probably the last week of March 1959. Shall I take George Clooney back with me to distract his mother? or would Marty McFly be sufficient?

You mean Calvin? He's probably all that's needed. You can leave George Clooney here please. :)
extramundane
08-17-10, 08:07 AM
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Guessing from wikipedia, probably the last week of March 1959. Shall I take George Clooney back with me to distract his mother? or would Marty McFly be sufficient?

A bottle of Wild Turkey should be more than enough.
BarillaGirl
08-17-10, 08:26 AM
You mean Calvin? He's probably all that's needed. You can leave George Clooney here please. :)

Oh, I'll bring him back five seconds before we leave. You won't notice a thing. ;)
SteveH
08-17-10, 09:12 AM
A bottle of Wild Turkey should be more than enough.

Nah, to her that would be considered foreplay.
dando
08-17-10, 09:43 AM
Nah, to her that would be considered foreplay.

Great. Now I have visions of the old lady from the movie Kingpin in my head. :yuck: :gomer:

-Kevin