Charlie Sheen

[Ankf00]

is everything right with America.

He is why the terrorists hate us.

[stroker]

I can't even get away from that dumb bastid here...

:yuck:

[Don Quixote]

I apologize for this. More here: http://mediumlarge.wordpress.com/2011/02/24/cats-quote-charlie-sheen/


http://mediumlarge.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/cat-sheen-1.jpg?w=644&h=480

[Don Quixote]

http://mediumlarge.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/sheen-morning-2.jpg?w=551&h=366

[Gnam]

How many Indy 500 lapel pins does he have? :gomer:

http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/6574/article13604880d5bb66d0.jpg


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1360726/Charlie-Sheen-continues-verbal-rampage-Two-And-A-Half-Men-bosses-saying-war.html

[manic mechanic]

If you are male and don't want to party with his crew (even if your wife would only give you 15 minutes of it)... YOU ARE GAY!!!!! :rofl:

manic

[JohnHKart]

Figured this thread would say he's dead. Not yet. At least I recognize the porn stars and yes I would party with the crew!

[Insomniac]

I don't think I've ever seen anything like this. It's non-stop with him.

[High Sided]

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[extramundane]

http://sheenfamilycircus.blogspot.com/

[dando]

One. ****ed. Up. Dude. :eek: :shakehead

-Kevin

[Ankf00]

dont hate because you dont have tiger blood running through your veins and Adonis DNA.

[devilmaster]

mmmm.... bree..... :D

[Elmo T]

Listened to him on Howard Stern today.

I can't vouch for his sanity or sobriety, but he doesn't sound like he is a harm to anyone other than himself.

And he may be single-handedly supporting half of the current porn stars. :rolleyes:

http://www.livethesheendream.com/

[cameraman]

Figured this thread would say he's dead.

That's exactly what I was thinking.:laugh:

[opinionated ow]

Figured this thread would say he's dead. Not yet. At least I recognize the porn stars and yes I would party with the crew!

She's only a porn star because she's got big norks. She's not pretty...

[cameraman]

She's only a porn star because she's got big norks. She's not pretty...

You've been hanging around with too many roo's

http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Bree_Olson/243120/Bree_Olson_Picture.jpg

She is hardly ugly:saywhat:

[opinionated ow]

You've been hanging around with too many roo's

http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Bree_Olson/243120/Bree_Olson_Picture.jpg

She is hardly ugly:saywhat:

Doesn't do a damned thing for me. :yuck:

[devilmaster]

To each his own I guess, I don't even think cman's pic is the best shot of her...

She can be naturally pretty when she isn't trying so hard to be dolled up for a photoshoot....

But then again, a photoshoot shot can be good.... :)

http://allpornmodels.com/thumbs/plugs/360/bree-olson-sexy-secr-c381232565588-003-bree-olson.jpg

[cameraman]

To each his own I guess, I don't even think cman's pic is the best shot of her...

Well finding any that were G rated wasn't easy...

[devilmaster]

Well finding any that were G rated wasn't easy...

LOL... true that....

Wasn't bashing on your pic searching skills..... I'm sure, like me, you had to search for hours through many web search engines looking for the right pic to post here... It's tough work but we had to do it.

;)

[TKGAngel]

I can't vouch for his sanity or sobriety, but he doesn't sound like he is a harm to anyone other than himself.

The great state of California disagrees and removed his kids from his home last night. I really feel bad for those adorable little boys. They didn't ask to be born into such an epic trainwreck. :(

[chop456]

She's a bit cockeyed.


































:D

[Ankf00]

she's bi-winning. she's winning there and she's winning over there.

[Elmo T]

The great state of California disagrees and removed his kids from his home last night. I really feel bad for those adorable little boys. They didn't ask to be born into such an epic trainwreck. :(

Death threats will make folks look at you twice. :shakehead

[TKGAngel]

Death threats will make folks look at you twice. :shakehead

Agreed. And the baby-mama/ex-wife has her own issues as well.

ETA: Charlie Sheen's Twitter account - just started yesterday, mind you - is now at almost 890,000 followers.

[JohnHKart]

I like Bree Olson's "twin" Brooke Ashley, she's even prettier. Some people think it's the same chick but it's not. I decided tonight Sheen's on Meth, not just coke.

[Ankf00]

Sheen's on nothing, he's a dry drunk on a manic high right now


ETA: Charlie Sheen's Twitter account - just started yesterday, mind you - is now at almost 890,000 followers.

First 300,000, holla!

[G.]

Sheen's on nothing, he's a dry drunk on a manic high right now


His next bender might be his last.

Hope he doesn't take anyone with him.

[chop456]

Neil Young said it best. :D

[High Sided]

I decided tonight Sheen's on Meth, not just coke.

i think its that fact that he's smoking crack cocaine. one of the interview party girls stated that charlie was lighting the pipe every 2-5 minutes and feared he was on a suicide binge. charlie even stated he was banging 7 gram rocks. i took that as smoking or even worse, injecting.

[Don Quixote]

Neil Young said it best. :D "it's better to burn out, than it is to rust"?

[Ankf00]

i think its that fact that he's smoking crack cocaine. one of the interview party girls stated that charlie was lighting the pipe every 2-5 minutes and feared he was on a suicide binge. charlie even stated he was banging 7 gram rocks. i took that as smoking or even worse, injecting.

banging 7 gram rocks is WINNING. hello.

only those with tiger blood in their veins can sustain such levels of winning.

[chop456]

"it's better to burn out, than it is to rust"?

Werd. :tony:

[devilmaster]

Hope he doesn't take anyone with him.

If he doesn't, Bree may need consoling. I can help her.

[JohnHKart]

i think its that fact that he's smoking crack cocaine. one of the interview party girls stated that charlie was lighting the pipe every 2-5 minutes and feared he was on a suicide binge. charlie even stated he was banging 7 gram rocks. i took that as smoking or even worse, injecting.

Thanks.

Dude truly is insane...Sheesh!

[High Sided]

ETA: Charlie Sheen's Twitter account - just started yesterday, mind you - is now at almost 890,000 followers.


now near 1.5 million followers on twitter has brought in an extra $1,000,000 in an endorsement plus charlie has got a title to his book...

Charlie Sheen Announces Book 'Apocalypse Me' on Twitter. "Warlock Latin for WINNING," he says of the title.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/charlie-sheen-announces-book-apocalypse-164300

[Don Quixote]

Apocalypse Me

:laugh:

[G.]

http://i.imgur.com/lyQ1l.png

[Insomniac]

Mark Cuban, the outspoken billionaire owner of the NBA's Dallas Mavericks, and controversial actor Charlie Sheen could soon be business partners.

Cuban confirmed Sunday evening that he's had several conversations with Sheen recently about developing programming for HDNet, the cable network Cuban owns.

"You've got somebody that everybody has a whole lot of interest in who's doing some interesting things, to say the least, and we always look for interesting programming by featuring interesting people doing interesting things," Cuban said before the Mavericks' game against the Memphis Grizzlies. "I reached out and we've had some conversations, and we're going to work on doing some things."
http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nba/news/story?id=6188052

[cameraman]

And he's gone. Warner Bros just fired his ass off of Two and a Half Men.

[nrc]

Maybe they can get Gary Busey to replace Sheen.

[Andrew Longman]

And he's gone. Warner Bros just fired his ass off of Two and a Half Men.This won't end well, I'm afraid, for Charlie.

Hard to say what would actually constitute a bottom for him.

Unless he makes a choice to turn in some tiger blood for a little humility he will never choose to let something/someone other than him to call enough shots to survive.

Without that he will end up in jail, in an institution or dead. The only other option is to choose a completely sober life.

Now, if he does, it will be interesting to find out what kind of sober dude he becomes and how inspiring or annoying he is. I see it going either way.;)

[Gnam]

the terrorists have won.

[G.]

He's going to go on a massive FU bender. There will be no sober for him. He's going to go out winning. You just can't comprehend.

Buh-bye.

[Don Quixote]

They will shoot his winning ashes out of a cannon just like ol' Hunter Thompson.

[TKGAngel]

Maybe they can get Gary Busey to replace Sheen.

Last week there were rumors that John Stamos would replace Sheen. Stamos replied that there is no truth to the rumors that he would be on 2.5 Men, but that he did accept Martin Sheen's offer to be his son.

Aren't Busey's issues a result of brain damage?

[Ankf00]

And he's gone. Warner Bros just fired his ass off of Two and a Half Men.

thanks a lot Bin Laden.

[dando]

What's Emilio Estevez up to these days? :gomer:

-Kevin

[racer2c]

I call bs. The interview assault that's he's undertaken requires logistics beyond the capability of a *insert substance here* addict. He has handlers. It's probably the only way he could get out of his contract. My money was on Downey jr for the epic melt down. Ah Hollywood. :D

[Andrew Longman]

Aren't Busey's issues a result of brain damage?Before or after he fell off a motorcycle while not wearing a helmet? :p






Actually his issues with drugs and alcohol and the law and wackiness span both sides of the motorcycle accident, just more so after.

EDIT: Just thought I'd look and found this:


While at the launch party for "Celebrity Apprentice" in Las Vegas Gary parted some words of wisdom to troubled actor Charlie Sheen,

"Charlie is in a tailspin. Charlie's got to understand what the truth is. The beautiful thing about the truth is that it requires no questions". I want Charlie to get up out of the mud and reclaim his life and I'm praying for him. The advice I have for him is to look at himself and the truth in his heart, because what he's doing is not true to his heart".http://dimewars.com/Blog/Gary-Busey---Gary-Busey-Reveals-His-Simple-Reason-For-Joining-Celebrity-Apprentice.aspx?BlogID=8f9898bc-15b6-42a0-b8c8-3d2355c0659e

True dat

[G.]

Robert Downy Jr., Hipster, checks in.



http://i.imgur.com/RobpZ.jpg


:laugh:

[chop456]

I thought that was Mike Meyers.

[Indy]

"Do you vant to touch my minkey?"

[Insomniac]

Listening to him ramble, I have no concept of how he forms sentences. It's oddly fascinating.

[SteveH]

At some point, I fully expect him to announce an new open wheel racing series.

[G.]

At some point, I fully expect him to announce an new open wheel racing series.

:rofl::laugh::rofl:

[Don Quixote]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Gnam]

:laugh::D:laugh:

[TKGAngel]

At some point, I fully expect him to announce an new open wheel racing series.

With a 25/8 split between goddesses and warlocks for the marquee race, and a bottle of tiger blood for the winner in victory lane. (Too much?)

Supposedly Sheen is also looking for a social media intern.

[Andrew Longman]

At some point, I fully expect him to announce an new open wheel racing series.:rofl::D:rofl:

More like a competing (TV) series call A Man and Two and Half Women

[Don Quixote]

Supposedly Sheen is also looking for a social media intern.What a great opportunity for some young attractive woman. :gomer:

[Indy]

At some point, I fully expect him to announce an new open wheel racing series.

Thanks for the best laugh I have had in a while. :rofl:

[dando]

Nut job files suit for $100m.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/charlie-sheen-files-100-million-166537

-Kevin

[Insomniac]

Nut job files suit for $100m.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/charlie-sheen-files-100-million-166537

-Kevin

I don't know what's in his contract, but if I had any grounds, I'd sue too.

[G.]

this is a pretty good example of a cultural divide (http://beijing.globaltimes.cn/two-cents/opinion/2011-03/630731.html)


Actor Charlie Sheen is a classic example of the difference in Western and Eastern values and norms.

Chinese family, coworkers, or the authorities would have taken firm steps to make sure someone like Sheen did not make a public spectacle of himself.


Sheen goes on television and boasts that he has two girlfriends, who both sleep in the same bedroom. Is he too poor to set up his wives and mistresses in different houses?Holy missing the point. :laugh:


He ignored his own father's advice to keep quiet, who was once the president of the US. Sheen is a disgrace, unfilial to his father and his fatherland.

Martin Sheen should at once go on television and tearfully apologize on behalf of his son for his inability to keep up appearances and keep his mouth shut.

[High Sided]

ApCoOE6CsYs

[RaceGrrl]

Today's woot.com shirt:

http://sale.images.woot.com/Spirit_AnimalhajDetail.png

[TrueBrit]

Doesn't do a damned thing for me. :yuck:

Me either...

[Insomniac]

#FAILING?

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/04/02/charlie-sheen-tour-review/

[NismoZ]

I can't decide who is crazier/stupider...Charlie Harper or the idiots outside the venue in Detroit who complained they had been ripped off. "I spent $300 for those tickets! He was an hour late and left EARLY! I was robbed" Duhhhh, ya think?! He should actually revive the Charlie Waffles character and sing "The Pee Pee Song", " Bye Bye Boobies" and other all time favorite kids songs. Now THAT was a good show and the kids and moms LOVED him!:gomer:

[cameraman]

$300:saywhat:

You would have to be an idiot...

[KLang]

Response to heckler:


“I already got your money, dude!”

:rofl:

[trish]

I'd pay 10 bucks to watch Charlie Sheen heckle a live audience who paid $300 to see him "perform".

[RusH]

say what you will...he is entertaining on the Twitter machine :gomer:

http://twitpic.com/4gayw0

[NismoZ]

Yep, the IRL of stage shows!

[dando]

Winner was just here last night. Gotta think Wild Thing wasn't an act. :saywhat:

-Kevin

[G.]

The guy is doing commercials for the cable company (or whatever) and now for the Fiat Abarth, both making fun of his unpredictable behavior.

When did this stuff go mainstream? He didn't even do an apology tour, did he?

http://www.fiatusa.com/en/

[High Sided]

When did this stuff go mainstream? He didn't even do an apology tour, did he?



apologize for what? now Tony George is a guy who owes an apology.