Zombie apocalypse preparedness

[nrc]

Clever program from the CDC.

http://www.cdc.gov/images/campaigns/emergency/zombies1_180x150.jpg (http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp?s_cid=emergency_003)

"If you're ready for a zombie apocalypse, then you're ready for any emergency. emergency.cdc.gov"

The preparedness kit neglects to mention a shotgun or axe.

And I just missed the 55 gallon water storage drum on deals.woot...

[devilmaster]

Very tongue in cheek. I like it.

And i feel sad for the percentage of the population whose combined heads this just flies right over....

[Don Quixote]

Very tongue in cheek. I like it.

And i feel sad for the percentage of the population whose combined heads this just flies right over.... What, no zombies north of the border?

[Don Quixote]

My emergency preparedness kit is simply a bullhorn. I will use it to scream "where's da guvament, where's da guvament?" from my front yard.

[Napoleon]

And i feel sad for the percentage of the population whose combined heads this just flies right over....

Why? You mean this is not for real?

[dando]

My emergency preparedness kit is simply a bullhorn. I will use it to scream "where's da guvament, where's da guvament?" from my front yard.

Should just be a bottle of that CO hooch. :gomer:

-Kevin

[Elmo T]

This is probably the single best thing to ever happen to home emergency preparedness. :thumbup::thumbup:

But only if it didn't fly over your head as noted. :rolleyes:

@Don Q - That might attract gov't attention, but not the kind you'll need if/when the zombies show up. ;)

[devilmaster]

Why? You mean this is not for real?

There's the median folks... where do you line up? ;)

[devilmaster]

What, no zombies north of the border?

Yes, but they're Canadian zombies. Very polite. Will ask to eat your brains first....

[Don Quixote]

:rofl:

[Don Quixote]

Should just be a bottle of that CO hooch. :gomer:

-Kevin I could think of worse ways to go. :D

[Napoleon]

I read that the CDC's efforts to get attention to their website with this was so successful it crashed a server of theirs.

[Michaelhatesfans]

What, no zombies north of the border?

Too cold. Sheesh. Don't you read? Anyway, when the ZA happens, I'm hunkering down in a Costco

[EDwardo]

Great. Just great. Now I need to worry about zombies. I suppose I should get my Vicodin refilled ASAP.

[Elmo T]

Great. Just great. Now I need to worry about zombies. I suppose I should get my Vicodin refilled ASAP.

If you really need it, you might want to wait for the refill. The pharmacist might be getting beamed up tomorrow.

[Michaelhatesfans]

Great. Just great. Now I need to worry about zombies. I suppose I should get my Vicodin refilled ASAP.

And this time it will take more than plastic sheeting and duct tape to save your ass.

[nrc]

Check your supplies of food and ammunition. It's starting. :eek:


(CBS/AP) MIAMI - A witness says a naked man chewing on the face of another naked man on a Miami highway ramp kept eating and growled at a police officer who tried to stop him.


The officer then used his service weapon and shot the man, Aguilar said, but the gunshot had no effect.

The officer then fired again, killing the attacker.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57442502-504083/naked-attacker-on-miami-highway-was-chewing-mans-face-says-witness/

[SurfaceUnits]

one of them prognosticators had set yesterday as another end of world day. maybe he changed it since the last time I checked.

Apparently, the zombies have been replaced by the lastest crisis..

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[cameraman]

Hand Foot and Mouth Disease? That runs through the preschool about once a year collecting all the newbies. 99.99% of the time it clears up on its own.

[G.]

Curious, can this be used for Hand,foot,mouth disease, or just for the zombies?

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[chop456]

Check your supplies of food and ammunition. It's starting. :eek:




http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57442502-504083/naked-attacker-on-miami-highway-was-chewing-mans-face-says-witness/

http://www.wisn.com/news/national/Sheriff-Maryland-student-21-admits-eating-housemate-s-heart-part-of-brain/-/9373390/14419636/-/ghwt85z/-/index.html

[Elmo T]

Responders in Kevin's neighborhood are prepped:

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[dando]

Responders in Kevin's neighborhood are prepped:

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Dude, that's Delaware...it's like comparing you Bucks County Amish hicks to Philly sophisticamation. :gomer: Down here in Cbus, our Zombies are much more sophisticated:

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:D

-Kevin

[SurfaceUnits]

thast why Paul Haynes left

[dando]

thast why Paul Haynes left

Haynes left because he saw a chance to become a head coach sooner with Petrino down @ Arky. :gomer: Who knew they'd replace one nuttjob (sic) with another and then another. :gomer:

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:saywhat:

-Kevin

[Elmo T]

Down here in Cbus, our Zombies are much more sophisticated:

:D

-Kevin

Flash mobs? :yuck:

This is the Philly way to handle prospective flash mobs.

http://i46.tinypic.com/34ig5c1.jpg

[dando]

Flash mobs? :yuck:

This is the Philly way to handle prospective flash mobs.

http://i46.tinypic.com/34ig5c1.jpg

I thought you'd be standing in line for a copy of John Carter with yer $5 coupon in hand. :gomer: :p

-Kevin

[Rex Karz]

And Dec. 21, 2012, is HOW MANY days away now?

You think this zombie preparedness warning is just that? A warning?

And Dick Clark is dead too. That means NO more New Year's Eves. It has been canceled forever.

Think about it. This is serious. Seriously.

The end of the world is coming on 12/21/2012.

[G.]

And Dec. 21, 2012, is HOW MANY days away now?

You think this zombie preparedness warning is just that? A warning?

And Dick Clark is dead too. That means NO more New Year's Eves. It has been canceled forever.

Think about it. This is serious. Seriously.

The end of the world is coming on 12/21/2012.
You are correct. You should probably start giving me all your cool stuff.

[Rex Karz]

You are correct. You should probably start giving me all your cool stuff.

I know what you're up to. You want all of my valuable stuff, just so you can pawn it, spend it, and/or sell it after the world comes to an end.

You think I was born yesterday? :gomer: :tony:

[devilmaster]

The end of the world is coming on 12/21/2012.

Fine. I want all my gifts a week in advance on the 17th.

[Dvdb]

All I know is I have been wearing a plexiglass rectangle around my vital parts for the last 5 days.

Uncomfortable? yes.

Preventive? Damn right

Just call me plexiboy

[dando]

Stock up now!

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2012/06/07/zombie-bullets-in-high-demand-following-flesh-eating-attacks/


Stores across the U.S., including in Metro Detroit, are getting in on the undead action by selling Zombie Bullets, made by Hornady Manufacturing.

In promoting the product on their website, Hornady suggests, “Be PREPARED – supply yourself for the Zombie Apocalypse with Zombie Max ammunition from Hornady! Loaded with PROVEN Z-Max bullets… MAKE DEAD PERMANENT!”

:gomer: :laugh:

Errrr, make that...

:saywhat: :shakehead

-Kevin

[Rex Karz]

Always consider the "what if."

What if the zombie apocalypse is really coming? :gomer:

Oh, wait, we have the place fans already. :tony:

[Elmo T]

What if the zombie apocalypse is really coming? :gomer:


Emmo found these online and is shooting at them with his Airsoft BB gun. He has a small range set-up in the basement with multiple Zombies and multiple firing positions. Maybe the 8yo knows best? :rofl:

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