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Corner5
05-20-11, 08:50 AM
Harold Camping's workers don't believe him and will continue business as usual Saturday during doomsday.

What a business it is! :eek:


The Oakland-based nonprofit has raised more than $100 million over the past seven years, according to tax returns. It owns 66 radio stations across the globe and was worth more than $72 million in 2009.

As The End nears, donations have spiked, a board member says, enabling Family Radio to spend millions of dollars on more than 5,000 billboards.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/Religion/post/2011/05/harold-camping-doomsday-rapture-end-of-the-world/1

Unbelievable.

extramundane
05-20-11, 09:09 AM
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/7603/335xn.jpg

devilmaster
05-20-11, 11:32 AM
Well, lets be honest here. I'm sure his non-profit has upped their donations and contributions since his announcement was made. Wonder if his non-profit board will up his salary for bringing the word of God to more people with this stunt...err, revelation.

G.
05-20-11, 12:03 PM
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/7603/335xn.jpg

Fill up thousands of blow-up "party" dolls with helium and set them a-flyin'.

I'll skip the picture.

Andrew Longman
05-20-11, 12:11 PM
Fill up thousands of blow-up "party" dolls with helium and set them a-flyin'.

I'll skip the picture.I won't skip the picture

1LXuNpF6NVg

My daughter has a state championship tourney lacrosse game Saturday afternoon. I sure hope we get it in. It's already been postponed once because of rain.

Napoleon
05-20-11, 12:48 PM
On another (non-racing) website I visit often someone suggested that when Campings prediction doesn't come true that he should just have his staff tell the press once they call that he has been Raptured and can't take questions.

dando
05-20-11, 12:51 PM
My daughter has a state championship tourney lacrosse game Saturday afternoon. I sure hope we get it in. It's already been postponed once because of rain.

Don't bother...I can confirm that The Rapture will indeed occur tomorrow since the Sun has appeared today. :saywhat: :gomer: ;)

-Kevin <=== wonders when he was transported to C@l :irked:

IlliniRacer
05-20-11, 01:16 PM
Is there an ETA on this Sat?

Since I'm working, I need to know if I need to report this on my Time Management form

TKGAngel
05-20-11, 01:32 PM
Is there an ETA on this Sat?

Since I'm working, I need to know if I need to report this on my Time Management form

6pm in your local time zone. So by the time you wake up tomorrow, Cam & Friends in Aus/NZ should be able to report whether or not there is a rapture.

Napoleon
05-20-11, 01:40 PM
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dando
05-20-11, 02:31 PM
^^^

Debby Harry == :chubby:

'xcuse me while I go do a Warlock!. :D ;)

-Kevin

Napoleon
05-20-11, 04:06 PM
^^^

Debby Harry == :chubby:

'xcuse me while I go do a Warlock!. :D ;)

-Kevin

If you do that you are sure to miss the Rapture.

Tifosi24
05-20-11, 05:47 PM
6pm in your local time zone. So by the time you wake up tomorrow, Cam & Friends in Aus/NZ should be able to report whether or not there is a rapture.

I told my Korean co-worker that he should call some of his family members to confirm. He said he would call his brother who is a priest and if he answers the phone, there is no rapture. I then told him that Catholics don't believe in this sort of rapture, so we ran out of ideas.

trish
05-20-11, 05:53 PM
Isn't this the same guy who said the world would end in 1999? I used to listen to his radio show but kind of fell off after he started making end time predictions.

cameraman
05-20-11, 06:00 PM
September 6, 1994.

trish
05-20-11, 06:03 PM
Thanks cameraman. That's the date. He'll have to do some more recalculations, I'm guessing.

EDwardo
05-20-11, 07:50 PM
September 6, 1994.
or was it.....

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0BX8tlnlnjo/Tc6EJN7KskI/AAAAAAAAATE/0HXzfDCnFSI/s1600/rapture.jpg

http://www.justsaypictures.com/images/rapture-gopher.jpg

http://www.furrynewsnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/rapture.jpg

:eek:

trish
05-20-11, 09:38 PM
His prediction sounds like an R.E.M song. Maybe he's a fan. They even have the time right and predate his predictions. :D

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Michaelhatesfans
05-21-11, 02:41 AM
Yeah, you guys are laughing now. But nobody ****s with the Jesus.

http://www.zbrushcentral.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=181372

IlliniRacer
05-21-11, 04:32 AM
Yeah, you guys are laughing now. But nobody ****s with the Jesus.

http://www.zbrushcentral.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=181372

Eight-year-olds, Dude.

opinionated ow
05-21-11, 05:44 AM
Well it seems all is fine and dandy on the East Coast. Unfortunately due to a freak line up of poor governments it hasn't actually got past 1981 here in Adelaide so I'll tell you in 30 years time if the rapture has happened

Andrew Longman
05-21-11, 09:23 AM
Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Completely off topic. This kid is a family friend

http://www.nj.com/hunterdon-county-democrat/index.ssf/2011/05/frenchtown_teen_sports_tattoo.html

http://media.nj.com/hunterdonnews_impact/photo/9548003-large.jpg

I dunno, if the world is ending later today, maybe I'll slack off today. I'll badger Trevor to mow the lawn tomorrow.

cameraman
05-21-11, 01:13 PM
That one is well done but I sooooo do not get the whole tattoo deal:saywhat:

99.9% are utter crap.

devilmaster
05-21-11, 01:17 PM
The rapture has come!

I was just watching Indy quals.....

The greatest spectacle on earth has alot of empty grandstands! All those people must have been taken away!

RTKar
05-21-11, 01:47 PM
The rapture has come!

I was just watching Indy quals.....

The greatest spectacle on earth has alot of empty grandstands! All those people must have been taken away!

earl fans...they all went to hell

Elmo T
05-21-11, 06:14 PM
Uh oh...

Volcano erupts in Iceland, spurs 50 quakes (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43121772/ns/world_news-europe/)

Gangrel
05-24-11, 03:46 PM
earl fans...they all went to hell

We should be so lucky....

datachicane
05-24-11, 04:29 PM
How someone can be 'deeply disappointed' and 'crestfallen' at the news that, by his numbers, 99.9711% of the earth's population didn't die a hideous death frankly strikes me as more than a bit psychopathic. The day that I'm wrong and 99.9711% of humanity isn't obliterated is a very good day indeed, but apparently I'm not as good a Christian as he is.

dando
05-24-11, 05:44 PM
Rapture delayed until 21-Oct. :gomer: :saywhat:

-Kevin

JLMannin
05-26-11, 06:57 AM
Rapture delayed until 21-Oct. :gomer: :saywhat:

-Kevin

Well, actually, Camping says that out of God's benevolence, He has spared mankind the five months of suffering and that the world will just end on Oct 21. He says "the calculations were correct, it was in the interpretation"

I just need to think of a way to profit from this. Or the Mayan "cosmic inversion".

trish
06-13-11, 09:57 PM
Harold Camping suffered a mild stroke and is resting comfortably. Here's an article on a show he's done recently. http://www.christianpost.com/news/ex-followers-of-harold-camping-voice-anger-on-family-radio-50691/