The Peter Hall Memorial Foyt Futility Thread

[devilmaster]

I wonder if the deck gun of the USS Torsk still works? A WW2 submarine that sits in Baltimore's harbor. We could have target practice all weekend!

Anyways, here is the suckage in all its glory....

2 Oriol Servia - Pals, Spain - Newman Haas Racing
3 Helio Castroneves - São Paulo, Brazil - Team Penske
4 JR Hildebrand (R) - Sausalito, Calif. - Panther Racing
5 Takuma Sato - Tokyo, Japan - Lotus
6 Ryan Briscoe - Sydney, Australia - Team Penske
7 Danica Patrick - Roscoe, Ill. - Andretti Autosport
9 Scott Dixon - Auckland, New Zealand - Target Chip Ganassi Racing
10 Dario Franchitti - Edinburgh, Scotland - Target Chip Ganassi Racing
12 Will Power - Toowoomba, Australia - Team Penske
14 Vitor Meira - Brasilia, Brazil - A.J. Foyt Enterprises
17 Martin Plowman (R) - Tamworth, England - Sam Schmidt Motorsports
18 James Jakes (R) - Leeds, England - Dale Coyne Racing
19 Sebastien Bourdais - Le Mans, France - Dale Coyne Racing
22 Giorgio Pantano (R) - Padua, Italy - Dreyer & Reinbold Racing
24 Ana Beatriz (R) - São Paulo, Brazil - Dreyer & Reinbold Racing
26 Marco Andretti - Nazareth, Pa. - Andretti Autosport
27 Mike Conway - Bromley, England - Andretti Autosport
28 Ryan Hunter-Reay - Fort Lauderdale, Fla. - Andretti Autosport
34 Sebastian Saavedra (R) - Bogotá, Colombia - Conquest Racing
38 Graham Rahal - New Albany, Ohio - Chip Ganassi Racing
59 E.J. Viso - Caracas, Venezuela - Lotus
67 Ed Carpenter - Indianapolis, Indiana - Sarah Fisher Racing
77 Alex Tagliani - Lachenaie, Quebec - Sam Schmidt Motorsports
78 Simona De Silvestro - Thun, Switzerland - HVM Racing
82 Tony Kanaan - Salvador, Brazil - Lotus
83 Charlie Kimball (R) - Camarillo, Calif. - Chip Ganassi Racing
06 James Hinchcliffe (R) - Toronto, Ontario - Newman Haas Racing
07 Tomas Scheckter - Cape Town, South Africa - Dreyer & Reinbold Racing

[Rogue Leader]

22 Giorgio Pantano (R) - Padua, Italy - Dreyer & Reinbold Racing


If I head Jenkins say pOntOno one more time I'm gonna drive down there and kick him in the face.

[devilmaster]

If I head Jenkins say pOntOno one more time I'm gonna drive down there and kick him in the face.

Put him in a small metal, highly magnetized rowboat into the harbor. Launch a torpedo. Hilarity ensues.

In other thoughts, does Princess Sparklepony finally win on a road course to defy all her naysayers? :rofl:

Hell, does the series even get this race in? Do all the drivers complain and race control send em out anyways?

[Elmo T]

If I head Jenkins say pOntOno one more time I'm gonna drive down there and kick him in the face.

:thumbup::saywhat:

[Wheel-Nut]

From what I have read this morning about that track, this could turn out to be an epic weekend of futility!

[Wheel-Nut]

Anyways, here is the suckage in all its glory....

2 Oriol Servia - Pals, Spain - Newman Haas Racing
3 Helio Castroneves - São Paulo, Brazil - Team Penske
4 JR Hildebrand (R) - Sausalito, Calif. - Panther Racing
5 Takuma Sato - Tokyo, Japan - Lotus
6 Ryan Briscoe - Sydney, Australia - Team Penske
7 Danica Patrick - Roscoe, Ill. - Andretti Autosport
9 Scott Dixon - Auckland, New Zealand - Target Chip Ganassi Racing
10 Dario Franchitti - Edinburgh, Scotland - Target Chip Ganassi Racing
12 Will Power - Toowoomba, Australia - Team Penske
14 Vitor Meira - Brasilia, Brazil - A.J. Foyt Enterprises
17 Martin Plowman (R) - Tamworth, England - Sam Schmidt Motorsports
18 James Jakes (R) - Leeds, England - Dale Coyne Racing
19 Sebastien Bourdais - Le Mans, France - Dale Coyne Racing
22 Giorgio Pantano (R) - Padua, Italy - Dreyer & Reinbold Racing
24 Ana Beatriz (R) - São Paulo, Brazil - Dreyer & Reinbold Racing
26 Marco Andretti - Nazareth, Pa. - Andretti Autosport
27 Mike Conway - Bromley, England - Andretti Autosport
28 Ryan Hunter-Reay - Fort Lauderdale, Fla. - Andretti Autosport
34 Sebastian Saavedra (R) - Bogotá, Colombia - Conquest Racing
38 Graham Rahal - New Albany, Ohio - Chip Ganassi Racing
59 E.J. Viso - Caracas, Venezuela - Lotus
67 Ed Carpenter - Indianapolis, Indiana - Sarah Fisher Racing
77 Alex Tagliani - Lachenaie, Quebec - Sam Schmidt Motorsports
78 Simona De Silvestro - Thun, Switzerland - HVM Racing
82 Tony Kanaan - Salvador, Brazil - Lotus
83 Charlie Kimball (R) - Camarillo, Calif. - Chip Ganassi Racing
06 James Hinchcliffe (R) - Toronto, Ontario - Newman Haas Racing
07 Tomas Scheckter - Cape Town, South Africa - Dreyer & Reinbold Racing

14 14 Foyt IV, AJ -Foyt Racing -DNS

[chop456]

In other thoughts, does Princess Sparklepony finally win on a road course to defy all her naysayers? :rofl:


You've witnessed their "officiating". Anything can happen. It doesn't even have to be Wednesday. Or logical. :thumbup:

[BarillaGirl]

14 14 Foyt IV, AJ -Foyt Racing -DNS

And the sins of the grandfathers are visited upon their grandsons.... :shakehead

[Wheel-Nut]

Had to finish this -

Pos Car Driver Team

1 12 Will Power Team Penske 75
2 2 Oriol Servia Newman / Haas Racing 75
3 82 Tony Kanaan KV Racing Technology-Lotus
4 10 Dario Franchitti Target Chip Ganassi Racing 75
5 9 Scott Dixon Target Chip Ganassi Racing 75
6 7 Danica Patrick Andretti Autosport 75
7 77 Alex Tagliani Sam Schmidt Motorsports 75
8 28 Ryan Hunter-Reay Andretti Autosport 75
9 14 Vitor Meira A.J. Foyt Enterprises 75:eek:
10 38 Graham Rahal Service Central Chip Ganassi Racing 75
11 17 Martin Plowman AFS / Sam Schmidt Motorsports 75
12 78 Simona De Silvestro HVM Racing 75
13 34 Sebastian Saavedra Conquest Racing 75
14 6 Ryan Briscoe Team Penske 75
15 59 EJ Viso KV Racing Technology-Lotus 75
16 24 Ana Beatriz Dreyer & Reinbold Racing 75
17 3 Helio Castroneves Team Penske 74
18 5 Takuma Sato KV Racing Technology-Lotus 73
19 4 JR Hildebrand Panther Racing 73
20 67 Ed Carpenter Sarah Fisher Racing 73
21 83 Charlie Kimball Novo Nordisk Chip Ganassi Racing 73
22 07 Tomas Scheckter Dreyer & Reinbold Racing 71
23 27 Mike Conway Andretti Autosport 64 Mechanical
24 06 James Hinchcliffe Newman / Haas Racing 54 Handling
25 26 Marco Andretti Andretti Autosport 40 Mechanical
26 22 Justin Wilson Dreyer & Reinbold Racing 39 Contact
27 18 James Jakes Dale Coyne Racing 37 Contact
28 19 Sebastien Bourdais Dale Coyne Racing 9 Electrical