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cameraman

01-25-12, 06:57 PM

It has been reported by AP that Rubens Barrichello will test an IndyCar at Sebring next Monday/Tuesday with KV Racing.

EDwardo

01-25-12, 07:12 PM

ack!

Dvdb

01-25-12, 07:43 PM

Guessing his friendship with TK has alot to do with it.

NismoZ

01-25-12, 07:43 PM

Unemployment or obsession often lead us to do dumb things.

Don Quixote

01-25-12, 07:45 PM

I know, this is just a huge mixup. Its really Kelsey Grammar who will be testing the car.

http://images.zap2it.com/images/celeb-676/kelsey-grammer-2.jpg

Chief

01-25-12, 07:50 PM

The IRL was a complete and total failure.

Spicoli

01-25-12, 10:11 PM

What a dum*****.

Spicoli

01-26-12, 02:53 PM

there are pics of him getting a seat fit today at KV

on teh FB....:gomer:

i will say it again, what a dumb****.:thumdown:

Gnam

01-26-12, 03:01 PM

F1 is the road to INDY! :laugh::shakehead

Methanolandbrats

01-26-12, 03:06 PM

He has fence testing experience

XSI27en56tg

G.

01-26-12, 03:09 PM

He has fence testing experience

XSI27en56tg

[:gomer:] See?!? F1 cars fly too! [/:gomer:]

Spicoli

01-26-12, 10:11 PM

editorized: He hath ****tardery skillz too!:tony:

opinionated ow

01-27-12, 07:17 AM

if he does it he won't race the ovals. his wife specifically requested it years ago...

Rex Karz

01-27-12, 08:14 AM

Says a lot about the EARL: Gomers are in a jizzing frenzy over a 40-year-old foreign road racer from Brazil who is in the twilight of his career. Rubens will save the EARL and this will be their breakout year. :tony: :gomer:

NismoZ

01-27-12, 01:21 PM

You mean they have "evolved" into WANTING foreign, ride-buying road racers? Strayed from the farm, haven't they? So, which team wants him?

Gnam

01-27-12, 02:14 PM

I hope someone records his first experience in the Dallara. I bet he laughs all the way around the track and then as the realization slowly sets in starts crying. :cry:

Rogue Leader

01-27-12, 03:05 PM

So this is just like when good ol' Nige came over to CART right?

:gomer:

Methanolandbrats

01-27-12, 03:53 PM

So this is just like when good ol' Nige came over to CART right?

:gomer:

Eggxactly, only difference is that Rubins is not an *******.

gerhard911

01-27-12, 04:01 PM

At least ol' Nige was a World Championship winning ******, whereas Rubinno is simply a washed up ******.

Methanolandbrats

01-27-12, 04:10 PM

Ol' Nige could drive, yes indeedy. His qualie laps at Road America were :eek: One of my favorite drivers ever. Outside the car was a different story, the press corp hated him.

NismoZ

01-27-12, 07:45 PM

Yeah, fans seem to have gotten the idea by the time RA rolled around. Fun seeing him greeted in the paddock with an "Arrivederci Nigel" banner. Mario pretended he didn't see it but he was smiling!

gerhard911

01-27-12, 08:14 PM

I just noticed that Meth's bleep has 1 more "*" than mine. So I'm guessing his starts with an "a" and is like an opinion. Won't argue that Nigel doesn't deserve it but I wouldn't put that on Woobens.

Mine starts with a "w" and rhymes with the name of a cold sore. Applies to both, IMO but for somewhat different reasons.

G.

01-28-12, 01:15 AM

I just noticed that Meth's bleep has 1 more "*" than mine. So I'm guessing his starts with an "a" and is like an opinion. Won't argue that Nigel doesn't deserve it but I wouldn't put that on Woobens.

Mine starts with a "w" and rhymes with the name of a cold sore. Applies to both, IMO but for somewhat different reasons.

Wherpes??

Spicoli

01-28-12, 09:30 AM

I just noticed that Meth's bleep has 1 more "*" than mine. So I'm guessing his starts with an "a" and is like an opinion. Won't argue that Nigel doesn't deserve it but I wouldn't put that on Woobens.

Mine starts with a "w" and rhymes with the name of a cold sore. Applies to both, IMO but for somewhat different reasons.

In sma smackatopia, this discussion would not be necessary.:mad:

gerhard911

01-28-12, 02:47 PM

^^^ Agreed, but isn't it more fun when you have to get creative?

And, G. it also rhymes with the truck that delivers gasoline to your local filling station.

G.

01-28-12, 04:35 PM

^^^ Agreed, but isn't it more fun when you have to get creative?

And, G. it also rhymes with the truck that delivers gasoline to your local filling station.
woiler?

wlorry??

gerhard911

01-28-12, 04:53 PM

OK G., last clue - see what you can do with it...

Rhymes with the ******** (Meth's bleep) who tanked the economy, took the bail out money and then paid themselves huge bonuses as a reward.

G.

01-28-12, 09:03 PM

OK G., last clue - see what you can do with it...

Rhymes with the ******** (Meth's bleep) who tanked the economy, took the bail out money and then paid themselves huge bonuses as a reward.

Do you mean Spicoli?? I guess part of his name starts with w...

You're not making any sense.

:confused:

:)

gerhard911

01-28-12, 10:45 PM

Do you mean Spicoli?? I guess part of his name starts with w...

You're not making any sense.

:confused:

:)

Come to think of it, I probably should have used Mr. Spicoli as a clue - he certainly deserves the same label I have applied to Nigel & Woobens ;)

nrc

01-29-12, 03:19 AM

In sma smackatopia, this discussion would not be necessary.:mad:

Tragically, the skill of cursing like a drunken sailor is of almost no assistance in setting up or running a web forum.

stroker

01-30-12, 12:47 AM

I think I'd rather see Rubens hook up with Tony Stewart for a World of Outlaws ride.

That might be pretty neat, actually.

manic mechanic

01-30-12, 01:24 AM

Naah... RB isn't ready for that.

I don't want to wait 5 minutes for his eyes to focus after 3-4 flips in a Woo car when his RF catches a divot. I'd give 50/50 on his feeling the same way.

Of course, my smartphone is dumber than it's owner...:gomer: