The beginning of the end for Ank

[Don Quixote]

Yes we would like to tell you that life begins at 30, but that would be a lie. Aches and pains begin at 30, as do money problems, smothering responsibilities, decline of memory and brain power, other things we don't need to go into, and so on. But in spite of all that, have a happy birfday! :thumbup:

[KLang]

Yep, all downhill from here.

Happy birthday dude. :thumbup:

[Methanolandbrats]

Yes, HB sun scorched hoser :p Pretty much a slow decline in everything from 30 to about age 38 when the decline accelerates and all optomism and hope for the future is out the window. A person under 30 wakes up and says "what a great day". A person just past 38 wakes up and says "Not this **** again". Have a big piece of cake because 10 years from now a big piece of cake will instantly turn to belly fat. :D

[extramundane]

Yes, HB sun scorched hoser :p Pretty much a slow decline in everything from 30 to about age 38 when the decline accelerates and all optomism and hope for the future is out the window. A person under 30 wakes up and says "what a great day". A person just past 38 wakes up and says "Not this **** again". Have a big piece of cake because 10 years from now a big piece of cake will instantly turn to belly fat. :D

In my experience, that happened waaaaaaaaaay before 38.

But HBD, youngster. Your walker and prune juice are en route.

[mapguy]

Happy bday f00boy. Just think, only 10 years until your first prostate exam!

[Methanolandbrats]

And 20 years until the ol slinky up the butt. :D

[Rex Karz]

Yep, after age 30 your, uh, yea. :confused:

Oh, yea. Um. . . . :\ :tony:

And then you die. :eek:

Happy birthday, John Travolta and Yoko Ono. Let's go out and celebrate the establishment of the Church of Scientology on this day in 1954.

[Andrew Longman]

Happy Birthday dude. :D:thumbup:

Pretty soon you won't have elders to respect.

[TravelGal]

Happy birthday, Ank. 30? I never trusted you anyway. :p
Farsigal

[Ankf00]

Thanks everyone.



Found our way to a campus bar, post-baseball opening day. I miss student Ankf00. http://www.offcamber.net/forums/showthread.php?t=3677

Sigh...

[trish]

Happy Birthday!

[SteveH]

HBD :cheers:

[RTKar]

Wow...30! HBD

[dando]

HB, yo! Soon you'll be a grumpy old man like windmill guy (who gets shorter every time I see him). :gomer: :D

-Kevin

[Napoleon]

HB Ank

[WickerBill]

Happy birthday my melanin-superior brother.

[grungex]

HB, dood.

[Indy]

I miss student Ankf00.

Ha! I miss that guy who missed the student Indy.

[NismoZ]

A mere pup.

[pfc_m_drake]

HB man.
As others have said...it's all downhill from here. No more late nights playing darts with Nyberg and the gang :p :D

[RaceGrrl]

Happy Bday Foo!

[Anteater]

Happy belated birthday, Anchor Paddle! :D

I once gave the following card to a friend: on the front it read "You have just turned 30."

On the inside it readd "You will never have fun again for the rest of your life."

But I'm not going to tell you that. After all, it's a sin to lie. :p

[BarillaGirl]

Oh my goodness, the title of this thread scared me to death after oddlycalm and pchall and Cam. :eek::eek::eek:

<takes deep breath>

<and another deep breath>

Happy Birthday, Ank! :)

[TravelGal]

To BG from TG. I sympathize. If I hadn't already known it was his birthday, I think I would have fainted. Seriously.

[Gnam]

HB Cupcake!

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/3276/112020082030th20birthda.jpg


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...and because it's late here's another one.

You know who else turned 30 this year?
Kate Middleton. The future Queen of England.

HB Princess. :p

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/8937/katemiddleton30thbirthd.jpg

[Methanolandbrats]

WTF? How did that spoiled bitch turned royal *** bucket end up in this thread. :mad:

[Ankf00]

need more bikini shots of her little sister.