If a race happens in Ohio

[SurfaceUnits]

and the media partner doesn't send a broadcast crew to cover it

ABC puts the Hapless League on Auto-Pilot http://smackedforum.net/images/smilies/nutkick.gif

[DagoFast]

They just don't know what "Backing Tony's horse" means. :p

[Chief]

E V O L U T I O N

%This is grate news! Now the mesmerizingly dull tones of Bob Jenkins voice can scare off the other 0.18 that won't be watching. Win-win.

Seriously gang, I think it's over. Between the DW uglomobile and the non-stop farcical buffooning the series riddles itself with each minute of the day/week/year...how can it keep going?

[cameraman]

What are you people talking about:confused:

[SurfaceUnits]

All of ABC/ESPN's talking heads are busy elsewhere. No one to cover the eggcitement in Southwest MAnsfield

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f5/2004_Bratwurst_Festival.JPG/792px-2004_Bratwurst_Festival.JPG

[gerhard911]

The Bucyrus Bratwurst Festival (http://www.bratfest.org/) - not until August :(

[stroker]

What are you people talking about:confused:

+1

[Methanolandbrats]

ANyone been to the Buckeye Bratfest? Has potential. Where they get the sausages and what's on tap? :)

[SurfaceUnits]

The Bucyrus Bratwurst Festival (http://www.bratfest.org/) - not until August :(

Am I the only one who has never heard of Bucyrus until this evening?

[SurfaceUnits]

ANyone been to the Buckeye Bratfest? Has potential. Where they get the sausages and what's on tap? :)

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Bucyrus-Bratwurst-Festival/46232926529

[cameraman]

Am I the only one who has never heard of Bucyrus until this evening?

They made steam shovels.

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7158/6733351853_b8aed2baed_z.jpg

[Indy]

"I am not your mother, I am a Snort," said the Snort.

[rosawendel]

They made steam shovels.

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7158/6733351853_b8aed2baed_z.jpg

It is observed that Mike Mulligan and Mary Anne used to dig a little faster and a little better when people used to stop and watch them. I would therefore submit that there is an inversely axial relationship between Mike/Mary Anne and whatever the IRL is called these days. Good choice of metaphors, cameraman.

And hey, if there's no coverage, that means more photo holes for me to shoot through for the ALMS event on Friday / Saturday.

[gerhard911]

ANyone been to the Buckeye Bratfest? Has potential. Where they get the sausages and what's on tap? :)

The only time I went I was with my Grandpa. He thought it was the best. I remember having a really tasty hot dog. At 10, he didn't offer me a brew :(

In southwest oHIo, bratwursts are white :yuck:

[Methanolandbrats]

Wuz your grandpa an old German who liked beer? If so, it's the real deal.

[gerhard911]

The grandfather I went with did like his beer (Stroh's back in the day), but had a British ancestry. My other grandfather had a German ancestry but his wife was a member of the Woman's Christian Temperance Union (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woman%27s_Christian_Temperance_Union) so he had to sneak his booze as "elixir".

I come by my boozing honestly :thumbup:

[G.]

The grandfather I went with did like his beer (Stroh's back in the day), but had a British ancestry.

This post is in need of Truebrit's perspective.

:D

[cameraman]

In southwest oHIo, bratwursts are white :yuck:
Kinda like the ones in Germany:rolleyes:

[dando]

Kinda like the ones in Germany:rolleyes:

Yes, don't ever dis SW oHIo on sausages. They KNOW sausage...especially Cincy. The wurst down there is the wurst. :thumbup:

And back in the day Stroh's was a very good regional brew. They screwed up when they tried to expand nationally, built new breweries and/or acquired new ones like Schaefer's. The taste was never the same. :yuck:

-Kevin

[Methanolandbrats]

knackwurst is a very light tan, almost white compared to most sausages.

[Indy]

This post is in need of Truebrit's perspective.

:thumbup:

[Methanolandbrats]

^^^ Why? He probably boycotts German Sausages :D and British "sausage" is nothing but blood and ***wholes stuffed in a stomach :yuck:

[TrueBrit]

^^^ Why? He probably boycotts German Sausages :D and British "sausage" is nothing but blood and ***wholes stuffed in a stomach :yuck:

You're thinking of haggis maybe which is stuffed in a sheep's stomach? Or perhaps are you thinking of black pudding a true gastronomic delight?

British sausage is made of some of the loveliest ingredients in the land...the only ***holes getting stuffed are the ones eating them with eggs and chips as they read their copy of the Daily Fail and swig their half-pints of Stella...

[Methanolandbrats]

You're thinking of haggis maybe which is stuffed in a sheep's stomach? Or perhaps are you thinking of black pudding a true gastronomic delight?

British sausage is made of some of the loveliest ingredients in the land...the only ***holes getting stuffed are the ones eating them with eggs and chips as they read their copy of the Daily Fail and swig their half-pints of Stella...

:laugh:

[cameraman]

I do not understand Stella. Why on earth would anyone drink that swill especially if they were in Europe? I can understand it more in Utah where there are Mormon restaurant owners whose beer lists are derived from pure ignorance. But in Europe, :shakehead ...

[Methanolandbrats]

^^it's snooty light beer for people who don't like beer. Kinda like a Prius is a car for people who don't like to drive.

[Indy]

In Florida it is geezer beer. I do not know why, but every old guy walking out of ABC or Publix had a twelve pack of Stella.

I guess it is pretty damned good if your point of reference is Budweiser. :gomer:

[Don Quixote]

Back on topic. I am the worst kind of beer snob, and I think Stella is pretty OK, especially on tap. Flame away fruity cups. :p

[cameraman]

I am the worst beer snob, and I think Stella is pretty OKEdited for accuracy.

[dando]

Back on topic. I'm a flamer, and I think Stella is pretty OK, especially on tap. Flame away fruity cups. :p

Fixerated. :gomer:

Not that there's anything wrong with that. :D

-Kevin

[Methanolandbrats]

Back on topic. It's the best selling beer in all the gay bars I hang out in and I think Stella is pretty OK, especially on tap. The fellas and all my best girl friends won't drink anything else. :p

translated and fixered. :p

[dando]

Back on topic. I am the worst kind of beer snob, and I think Stella is pretty OK, especially on tap. Flame away fruity cups. :p

Serious question...do you drink that with yer pinkie extended. :p

-Kevin

[Don Quixote]

You guys are just jealous.

[Indy]

Wait till I tell the geezers about the pinkie. :laugh: