Warlock!
06-25-03, 04:49 PM
There was a city cop on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the officer said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little boy said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation. He said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young boy looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the officer.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the prick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
Warlock!
"Nice bike," the officer said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little boy said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation. He said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young boy looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the officer.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the prick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
Warlock!