Pull Up Those Seats...Find A New Sponsor!

[NismoZ]

It's a Merry NASCAR Christmas! Seats being removed by the wholesale thousands and about $750 million in Sprint money gone after next season! If it's a good sales season maybe we can have the NASCAR Fed Ex Cup World Series! I guess all the pit-lane fisticuffs with slap-and-tickle fights aren't working? Probably should just emphasize even BIGGER wrecks...maybe play the racism card. Hold drifting events? A women's division? Hybrids? They obviously need SOMEthing!

[Gnam]

It's a Merry NASCAR Christmas! Seats being removed by the wholesale thousands and about $750 million in Sprint money gone after next season! If it's a good sales season maybe we can have the NASCAR Fed Ex Cup World Series! I guess all the pit-lane fisticuffs with slap-and-tickle fights aren't working? Probably should just emphasize even BIGGER wrecks...maybe play the racism card. Hold drifting events? A women's division? Hybrids? They obviously need SOMEthing!
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[NismoZ]

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