NASCAR's Kurt Busch Testifies That Ex-Girlfriend Is An Assassin

[Elmo T]

I had to check to make sure this wasn't from The Onion :rofl:

Busch told a Dover, Del., court this week that his former girlfriend is an assassin (http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2015/01/13/377082833/nascar-s-kurt-busch-testifies-that-ex-girlfriend-is-an-assassin)


The former NASCAR Sprint Cup champion, 36, said that Driscoll "is a trained assassin dispatched on covert missions around the world," The Associated Press reports. The news agency adds: "Busch said Driscoll repeatedly asserted her assassin status and claimed the work took her on missions across Central and South America and Africa."

The IRL has to be jealous of press like this.

[Gnam]

Is he crazy? :laugh:

Hasn't he seen Burn Notice? Small, pretty, lady spies should be taken seriously at all times.

http://s3.postimg.org/z8ynnystv/0947dd0af0617a4cbd0b949e8dc670dd.jpg

[Andrew Longman]

That's as unique defense as I've ever heard. But then again she so far hasn't denied it.

[Gnam]

She denied it, just not in court. ;)


These statements made about being a trained assassin, hired killer, are ludicrous and without basis and are an attempt to destroy my credibility. Not even [Busch's lawyer] Rusty Hardin believes this.

I find it interesting that some of the outlandish claims come straight from a fictional movie script I've been working on for eight years.

http://blackflag.jalopnik.com/kurt-buschs-ex-was-terrible-at-keeping-her-assassin-gig-1679384840

[rabbit]

Denial is the first sign you actually are a trained assassin...

[rabbit]

The way Busch drives, I wouldn't be surprised if HE is the assassin. He's been trying to kill people for years!

[rabbit]

In her own words...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MAbYIrniY4#t=30