Shadow
07-07-03, 11:11 PM
Not the right forum, in theory, but surely the one with the most traffic.
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The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
British governments 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ unemployable scousers.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed Liverpool youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less
than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew
can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech gear.
This was thought to be an excellent, yet bold move, by Ferrari Management.
As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage
over every team. However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for at the
crew's first practice session, not only were the Scousers Pit Crew able to
change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had
re-sprayed, rebadged and sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team
for four bottles of Stella, a gram of speed and a quick shifty at Coulthard's bird in the shower.
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Don't know the source so can't really give him/her proper credit for this.
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The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
British governments 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ unemployable scousers.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed Liverpool youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less
than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew
can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech gear.
This was thought to be an excellent, yet bold move, by Ferrari Management.
As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage
over every team. However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for at the
crew's first practice session, not only were the Scousers Pit Crew able to
change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had
re-sprayed, rebadged and sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team
for four bottles of Stella, a gram of speed and a quick shifty at Coulthard's bird in the shower.
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Don't know the source so can't really give him/her proper credit for this.