RaceGrrl
09-25-03, 11:01 PM
This is my take on the Bud Light Real American Heroes radio commercials:
Bud Light Presents: Real American Heroes
(Real American Heroes)
Today we salute you, Mr. IndyCar Crapwagon Driver
(Mr. IndyCar Crapwagon Driver!)
You're the guy who risks his back every week, driving IRL Crapwagons in endless circles.
(You don't turn right!)
You know that pedal is meant to go all the way to the floor, and stay there.
(No braking needed!)
When you're driving at tracks in front of empty stands, the only thing you hear is the sound of your spotter saying, Still there, Still There, Still there. (You're no nancy boy pointy car driver)
You don't do this for the chicks or the fans in the stands or because you love it, you do it for Honda's money.
(Gotta make that yen now!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Former Real Racing Car Driver, because there's a tenderloin and a quart of milk at stake and you're just the guy to get the call this time.
(Mr. Indycar Crapwagon Driver!)
Bud Light Presents: Real American Heroes
(Real American Heroes)
Today we salute you, Mr. IndyCar Crapwagon Driver
(Mr. IndyCar Crapwagon Driver!)
You're the guy who risks his back every week, driving IRL Crapwagons in endless circles.
(You don't turn right!)
You know that pedal is meant to go all the way to the floor, and stay there.
(No braking needed!)
When you're driving at tracks in front of empty stands, the only thing you hear is the sound of your spotter saying, Still there, Still There, Still there. (You're no nancy boy pointy car driver)
You don't do this for the chicks or the fans in the stands or because you love it, you do it for Honda's money.
(Gotta make that yen now!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Former Real Racing Car Driver, because there's a tenderloin and a quart of milk at stake and you're just the guy to get the call this time.
(Mr. Indycar Crapwagon Driver!)