What Is Your Favorite Toilet Paper?

[EDwardo]

Well folks, its time for a serious subject!

http://www.charmin.com/en_us/pages/index_flash.shtml

[dirtyboy]

Charmin Ultra

End of story

You can lock up this thread now

[Warlock!]

Angel Soft. Evidently my wife feels it has less "lint".

On a related subject, I was wondering how many little sheets you use per wipe, or per sit-down. I'm asking because I cannot fathom how my family can use 1 1/2 - 2 rolls per day when I might use 40-45 little sheets on a bad day (bad aim, mexican food... whatever). Arent there like 500 sheets per roll?!?

Warlock!

[Wheel-Nut]

I use Scott Tissue in "my" bathroom, 1000 sheets per roll, gotta love it!! My wife uses Cottonelle in "her" bathroom.

[RaceChic]

Old IRL programs. :laugh:

[Eagle104]

without Scott on the list of choices, i cannot participate in this poll, thank you.

all that 'soft stuff' paper only serves to smear things around. not good. you need something you can dig with. Scott and only Scott.

the day they stop production on that fine product, is the day i stop.............

:laugh:

[Wheel-Nut]

Originally posted by Eagle104
without Scott on the list of choices, i cannot participate in this poll, thank you.

all that 'soft stuff' paper only serves to smear things around. not good. you need something you can dig with. Scott and only Scott.

the day they stop production on that fine product, is the day i stop.............

:laugh:

AMEN!!


Here are a few FAQ's I lifted from the Scott site.


Is SCOTT® Tissue safe for sewer and septic systems?
Yes.

I like this one!

Is SCOTT® Tissue made from recycled materials?
SCOTT® Tissue is made from 100% virgin fiber. The cardboard cores utilize 100% recycled paper.

Virgin Fiber!!



What colors does SCOTT® Tissue offer?
SCOTT® Tissue is available in white or solid colors of pink, blue and beige.

Is it safe to use in my boat and RV?
Yes. SCOTT® Tissue passes water breakup tests and is therefore safe for RV's and boats.

When was SCOTT® Tissue introduced?
In 1913, SCOTT Paper Co.'s SNO-Tissue was renamed SCOTT® Tissue, marking the beginning of SCOTT® Brands.

[Turn7]

Who made up this crappy pole and why?

[Eagle104]

:thumbup:

thank you, Wheel-Nut..that was beautiful. :cry:

[EDwardo]

Originally posted by Turn7
Who made up this crappy pole and why?

Its poll! I thought this might be a burning (t)issue. Feel free to dump on this poll if you must.
So fold it or scrunch it up and take your swipes at me!
;)

[EDwardo]

Originally posted by Wheel-Nut
AMEN!!


Here are a few FAQ's I lifted from the Scott site.


Is SCOTT® Tissue safe for sewer and septic systems?
Yes.

I like this one!

Is SCOTT® Tissue made from recycled materials?
SCOTT® Tissue is made from 100% virgin fiber. The cardboard cores utilize 100% recycled paper.

Virgin Fiber!!



What colors does SCOTT® Tissue offer?
SCOTT® Tissue is available in white or solid colors of pink, blue and beige.

Is it safe to use in my boat and RV?
Yes. SCOTT® Tissue passes water breakup tests and is therefore safe for RV's and boats.

When was SCOTT® Tissue introduced?
In 1913, SCOTT Paper Co.'s SNO-Tissue was renamed SCOTT® Tissue, marking the beginning of SCOTT® Brands.

Where is the link for these dubious claims?

Charmin is also "safe" for septic tanks. In fact, Charmin will provide by mail a free brochure titled "Flushable paper products and plumbing system safety".

Charmin has no dioxins.

Charmin even addresses the proper way to "hang" toilet tissue!

You must be drinking Koolaid if you think Scotts is going to be a permanent substitute for Charmin.

Why, Charmin has even developed a new product called Charmin flush mates! "These soft, flushable, pre-moistened wipes give the entire family a fresher, cleaner feeling than regular bath tissue alone"!
And I am quoting directly from their web site!

http://www.charmin.com/en_us/pages/index_flash.shtml

;)

[dirtyboy]

Originally posted by Warlock!
On a related subject, I was wondering how many little sheets you use per wipe, or per sit-down. I'm asking because I cannot fathom how my family can use 1 1/2 - 2 rolls per day when I might use 40-45 little sheets on a bad day (bad aim, mexican food... whatever). Arent there like 500 sheets per roll?!?

Warlock!

1. Every day is a bad day for me.

2. For women I believe that they just use a transfer method. The take the role and start rolling it around their hand until their own hand looks like the roll. From there they do their business. It’s just me and my wife at our place and still I have to buy toilet paper at Costco to keep the inventory up. Personally I don’t feel safe unless I have at least eight rolls in the house.

[chop456]

http://www.info-central.org/images/painting_sandpaper.jpg

http://www.supply-pro.com/images2/gloves-pvc-1027rf-1047rf.gif

http://www.triplerspecialty.com/images/pressure/trir36.jpg

[Eagle104]

Originally posted by EDwardo
Where is the link for these dubious claims?

You must be drinking Koolaid if you think Scotts is going to be a permanent substitute for Charmin.

;)
Charmin is for chumps...that's all i'll have to say about it.







:laugh:

[FRANKY]

Originally posted by Turn7
Who made up this crappy pole and why?

Better yet, shouldn't this crappy pole be at a Crappy site?

As long as it doesn't become a version of Tenderloin, a digested version.

[EDwardo]

Originally posted by Eagle104
Charmin is for chumps...that's all i'll have to say about it.
:laugh:

I bet you will find those "off" brands on crapwagons. Or even in NASCRAP!
For the best all round cleaning ability, You need to believe in Charmin CARTS!
It wouldn't suprise me to find out that TG is trying to squeeze Charmin right out of existence.

:)

[Wheel-Nut]

Originally posted by EDwardo
Where is the link for these dubious claims?




Here's your LINK!! (http://www.scottbrand.com/products/tissue/)

:D

And you can buy Scott ONLINE!!!

[Wheel-Nut]

Originally posted by chop456
http://www.info-central.org/images/painting_sandpaper.jpg
Only after a night pasta, cheese and wine!

http://www.supply-pro.com/images2/gloves-pvc-1027rf-1047rf.gif


http://www.triplerspecialty.com/images/pressure/trir36.jpg
After a night of cheap mexican food and even cheaper margaritas!!

[Eagle104]

Originally posted by EDwardo
I bet you will find those "off" brands on crapwagons. Or even in NASCRAP!

ok, this was fun for awhile...now it's personal.




:D

[EDwardo]

Originally posted by Wheel-Nut
Here's your LINK!! (http://www.scottbrand.com/products/tissue/)

:D

And you can buy Scott ONLINE!!!

Typical. You didn't even respond to the (t)issues I addressed. All you did was post a link.

As for ordering it online, it would be foolish risk credit card theft to order toilet tissue on line! Now, before you accuse me of personal attacks, I am NOT calling you a fool.

Check out this link!
http://www.charmin.com/en_us/pages/storefinder.shtml

Charmin will even help you find the closest store that carries your favorite Charmin product!

:)

[Wheel-Nut]

Originally posted by EDwardo
Typical. You didn't even respond to the (t)issues I addressed. All you did was post a link.

Try this. (http://www.scottbrand.com/faqs/index.asp#tis)



As for ordering it online, it would be foolish risk credit card theft to order toilet tissue on line! Now, before you accuse me of personal attacks, I am NOT calling you a fool.

Two words . . . Secure Server!!




Check out this link!
http://www.charmin.com/en_us/pages/storefinder.shtml

Charmin will even help you find the closest store that carries your favorite Charmin product!
:)

Got you covered there too! (http://www.scottbrand.com/storelocator/index.asp)

[EDwardo]

Originally posted by Wheel-Nut
Try this. (http://www.scottbrand.com/faqs/index.asp#tis)



Two words . . . Secure Server!!




Got you covered there too! (http://www.scottbrand.com/storelocator/index.asp)

Secure server? So you fell for that one too, I see!

I made a promise that I wouldn't reveal this, but I lied.

I overheard a Charmin executive in a bar discussing their newest product. He indicated that Charmin is about to unveil RE USABLE toilet tissue! I gasped when I heard this and the executive threatened me if I went public with this. Since I am revealing this, I have flushed my lifetime supply of Charmin.
Its just that all of you wholier than thou members insist on tit for tat, and I just couldn't resist!

;)

[cart7]

http://www.cr.nps.gov/museum/exhibits/chcu/obj/fullres/corn_cobs_chcu2081.jpg

I prefer a more earthy natural method.

[JT265]

Some interesting trivia for ya.

After a hard night of tequila and tendies and a trip into the old bathrooms at IMS and using the 180 grit emery cloth in there, the Late Great Johnny Cash (RIP :( ) wrote his #1 bestseller,

Ring of Fire.

Thought you'd like to know. :D

[RacinM3]

prefer a more earthy natural method.

Holy crap!

Is that the product or the by-product?

If it's the by-product:

1. You probably don't even need toilet paper.
2. You have a higher threshold for pain than I.

[oddlycalm]

Originally posted by JT265
Ring of Fire.

I always thought it would be perfect for the IMS to get Anusol to be the venue sponser of the 'Ausol Ring of Fire, and with 'Ring of Fire' as the official song. It would be a perfect fit with the owners, who are flaming *******s in every way.

oc

[Corner5]

Originally posted by cart7
http://www.cr.nps.gov/museum/exhibits/chcu/obj/fullres/corn_cobs_chcu2081.jpg

I prefer a more earthy natural method.

OUCH!!!!!, they look used!:confused:

[Methanolandbrats]

Use your fingers. Only requirement is to keep your fingernails trimmed.